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[Taricus]

Na, I'd rather play fatal than that.

[Furtuka]

Wanna help us take over Heaven then?

[Taricus]

Na, I'd rather take over hell so it can be... Y'know, HELL!

[Furtuka]

Join us and we'll put you in charge of the hell prison reserved for dictators, mass murderers, terrorists, child molesters, and Uwe Boll.

[Taricus]

Change half of that roster around so all sexual criminals, CEOs, Bankers are in there and the dictators and terrorists are out and we have a deal!

[Furtuka]

Ok all sexual criminals are in there, Corrupt CEOS and bankers too, and we'll move the dictators and terrorists to a different prison.

[ragnarok97071]

You'll still have to serve under me, though, since I'm the guy in charge of the whole thing.

[Furtuka]

Don't worry though he doesn't give orders very often.

[ragnarok97071]

Yup. Mostly things run themselves.

Demons are good at doing their jobs.

[Taricus]

Excuse me, I've work to do.

[Furtuka]

So is that a yes or a no?

[Taricus]

Well considering I'm doing the job you offered, I'd say a yes.

[Furtuka]

YES

Now then I'm gonna go scout out heavens defenses

[choobakka]

Oh my gods. I see it. We are all just made up characters in some power trip of some nerds.  Oh. OUR LIVES ARE MEANINGLESS!! Even this is being controlled by my player! Aaaaaaah!

[Furtuka]

* returns and knocks out choobakka with a crowbar*

Nothing to see here , move along


In other news I've been able to confirm what the demons said about the teleportation blocker set up around Heaven, and the only entrance is through the main gate guarded by St. Peter and a TON of Angels along with 3 squads from Heavens volunteer dead human legion.