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[TherosPherae]

What's this about a magic shield hooked up to the hell-throne? Well, that's rather rude, and mildly inconvenient. You DO remember that I have teleportation and a large number of moons and debris-bits at my disposal from wrecking those planets, correct?

[Taricus]

It's off >_>

[Furtuka]

*fixes it* DON"T DO THAT seriously. And Ragnarok where are you?

[Taricus]

*The off/on switch is blocked from going back on by a shittonne of corpses, clones to be precise*

[Furtuka]

that's the one that supplies power to the Disco ball.

[Taricus]

Which is connected to the power supply for the ice cream machine!

[TherosPherae]

Excuse me, gentlemen, but that loud rumbling you hear is your planet's core being slowly sucked into a portal at its center and formed into a large, phallic battering ram in deep space. There may also be some loud "kaboom" noises, those are just minor planetoids, asteroids, and various bits of planetary debris being teleported into your forcefield to ravage the planet's remains. I highly suggest you evacuate, but that's just a suggestion.

[ragnarok97071]

NO.

There, all fixed.

RIght then, Theros. One word for you.

Stop me if you've heard this one:

DIE.

[Taricus]

Way ahead of you. See ya hell. Heaven invested in more than one planet

[TherosPherae]

Eh, I've heard it.

And.....

NO.

[Furtuka]

"Now then ladies and gentlemen please move to the nearest Hellportal in an orderly fashion. There is an epic battle about to take place and we would like to avoid as much collateral damage as possible. If you are unable to locate the nearest portal you may look it up online or wait for an imp to escort you there."

[choobakka]

"Anyone uninterested in Hell may take the next portal to the Oort Cloud Observatory, where the big scary monster and the vampire will show you to your seats to watch the battle. Don't worry, the shields protect you from any magic, radiation, shrapnel, or magical irradiated shrapnel that may come flying at the observatory. Concessions, including Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and toast, Spam, Toast, Spam, Spam, and Spam, and canned peas may be purchased in the lobby. We hope you enjoy the show."

[ragnarok97071]

Well, I wasn't expecting that to work, given that you're actually at a level that could be compared to mine.

Would have been nice, though.

So, what do you say we take this battle somewhere more comfortable, so we don't end up destroying the universe with a power overflow.

[choobakka]

... Guys? You got the attention of Azazoth... He's coming... Iä! Iä! Fhtagn! Azazoth Fhtagn! All hail the blind idiot god!

[TherosPherae]

Actually, I'm done here. I finished my battering ram, and Earth should be collapsing in on itself any second now. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm taking the Greeks and my eldritch buddies elsewhere. Enjoy your destroyed solar system, adios. *bloop*