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[Taricus]

I've done it before, I got immortality out of it. (The contract was fake)

[Burnt Pies]

I ate curry yesterday, I can't really feel any difference.

[Furtuka]

So Taricus which side ARE you aligning with? Heaven? Humanity? or are you just gonna rampage across the universe?

[Taricus]

I'm going to rule the UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!

[choobakka]

I don't need to go to Avalon. It's just that it might be safer. Those elves have some really good weapons.

[Furtuka]

Well then have fun trying to conquer the cosmos.


hmmmm next up on the agenda is dealing with Jupiter's moons

[TherosPherae]

So Uranus and Neptune are now gone, and I'm currently pumping Saturn full of energy beams the size of... well, Saturn. Earth's next, so you guys better make yer decisions fast.

[Furtuka]

One of the Super powered refugees has put up a giant magic shield covering earth hooked up to the hell throne. and seriously dude why don't you go and see if there are any cosmic horrors itching for a fight. I'm sure it would be much more entertaining.

[Taricus]

Hello again from Alpha centauri. It's nice up here!

Also, said field will shut down in two minutes.

[Furtuka]

*...flicks the power switch back onto the ON position*

...

[Taricus]

You realize that it was still on...

[Furtuka]

The other switch Taricus the one you are referring to is hooked up to the icecream machine.

[Taricus]

Which will lure the super into powering down the forcefield and thus destroy you all!

[Furtuka]

The what?

[Taricus]

And now it's off!