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[ragnarok97071]

So, how many of these things do you have?

[TherosPherae]

So.... how would you guys feel about moving to a planet full of tentacle-beings? Because I really have an itchin' to just blow Earth to bits and finish the rest of the solar system off.

[ragnarok97071]

... That would defeat the purpose of this entire war.

But as long as you don't blow up hell and find me a layline to reacharge at when I finally burn thorugh all this power, sure, why not.

[Furtuka]

*Freezes army in a solid block of ice and tosses them into a lava pit in hell*

and no Theros. just no. that would be undoing EVERYTHING that we have worked for.

[Taricus]

Shittons of 'em. And thanks for the world demolition tip. FUCK YOU ALL MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[TherosPherae]

Eh, fine. I'll just go wreck the rest of the solar system. But when I have nothing left to destroy, Earth will be next.

[Furtuka]

I'm pretty sure that breaks the contract you had with Heaven. SO HERE YOU GO

*Grabs Taricus and uses other hand to drill a hole to the earths core and throws him down the hole*

[Taricus]

Only breaks if I DO it. and stop throwing clones around damnit!

[Furtuka]

*sends a letter to heaven informing them abut Taricus's change of heart*

What are you gonna do now?

[ragnarok97071]

Look, you could have as many clones as the rest of the population of the world put together and it still wouldn't be enough to defeat us.

[Taricus]

Nothing, if they revoke it, I'm on your side. But they won't considering THIS!

*PSIONICS! ON CTHULTHU*

[choobakka]

Um... Ragnarok? Want to help us get to Avalon? Because the real Arthur finally came out of there. He's standing in a field in England. With an army. Um...

[Furtuka]

Hmmm medieval guys were very pious. Might become a problem.

Also Heaven just replied, they said that the contract is broken.

[ragnarok97071]

... You know that Cthulu's asleep, right? and trying it would probably drive you insane.

Why do you need to go to avalon?

[TherosPherae]

So right now I'm nuking the hell out of Uranus. I would've made a perverse joke out of this, but I'm too cool for that. Thank me later.