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[Taricus]

And off Furtuka goes, off into the unknown horizon though a mass accellerator...

He'll be back in a few minutes... And darvi, I raise you an X-wing :3

[Furtuka]

*Flies back*

OMNOMNOM

*Ice Kaiju Eats Taricus*

*Taricus is trapped in a solid block of ice that is then ejected into space*

[ragnarok97071]

Yeah, I'm going to come with ya, Chewie. I'll keep an eye out for you guys, but I really don't need to be around. I'll come by and help when you need me, but having a backup plan in place never hurts.

[choobakka]

Hey. I'm Arnold. Choo is kind of passed out right now. Yeah. Seeing alien gods without any illusions can do that. Um. So we're stuck in the Andromeda galaxy. With, you know, alien gods. Who all look like Marlon Brando. At least to us. He said something about "hundreds of tiny little feet" and suitcases, so...

[TherosPherae]

I have good news and bad news.

The good news is that my Death Star is now fully operational.
The bad news is that my Death Star is now fully operational.

I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is that I already have a magical Death Star.
The good news is that it's currently floating way out of range while it obliterates Venus and Mercury.

[Furtuka]

...Well this is gonna be difficult.


Arnold tell us if you see any turtles flying around. Or maybe Elephants

[Darvi]

Pluto got annihilated.

Fucker didn't deserve to be in this solar system anyway.

[ragnarok97071]

Yeah, these guys are seriously ugly. Hell, on top of that, they could probably kick my ass. and apparently I can't rift when they are nearby.

[Furtuka]

You guys want to come back here? 

[choobakka]

OH GODS THE KNUCKLES! Sorry. Got back to the nice little Orion spur. I DON'T want to talk about it. Please. I think I'll hide in the Oort Cloud for now.

[Taricus]

Why'd you kill pluto?! His only crime was being a disney character

Oh, and Furtuka, wrong "me" again...

[Furtuka]

Ragnarok you mind banishing this guy to the space between rifts? Behaps along with the moons of Jupiter so they crash into him. All at once?

[Taricus]

*Holds up a copy of my invinciblity contract*

[TherosPherae]

So I think Venus had something in it, because I think the Lunar Death Star grew in power. Like, a ton. I think I'm gonna hop a few galaxies over and see if I can find some eldritch horrors.

And Furtuka, the only way to get all of Jupiter's moons to go in one direction right now would be a singularity. Which, given the massive amount of crap happening in regard to Earth right now, might not be such a bad idea.

[Darvi]

invincibility schmincibility