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[Furtuka]

Hey that wasn't very nice

ICE LVL 9

Thank you for using Furtuka cryogenics

[Burnt Pies]

No love for the singer. I should've stayed home.

[Taricus]

Hate to break it to you, but Cthulthu is pissed off at you for that...

[ragnarok97071]

God, these guys have a lot of artifacts. I picked up a spear along with Mjolnir, and now I've basically got all of the begging to serve me because I kicked their asses.

Right then, stuff to do.

Begone from my sight, forces of heaven, and let your ashes rain down upon your master.

Pyro. Fuego. Abyssus. Deus.
You should not have challenged me, or my allies.

[TherosPherae]

Yeah, I think I'm just gonna ride my moon into the sunset with the Greek/Roman guys until this angel/demon crap subsides. After all, it's kind of difficult to obliterate Mercury and Venus at this range, especially with the Earth in the way. See y'all soon, and try to stay out of the smoking crater that was once mid-Africa, I think it may be radioactive.

[Burnt Pies]

I've not done anything to annoy Cthulhu, I'm sure.

Well, I may have said the occasional fthagn now and then as a joke, I suppose. It was all lighthearted fun, though.

[Taricus]

Hate to remind about you the contract immortality but...

*Kicks ragnarok* SURPRISE ARSEHOLE!

[Furtuka]

*Freezes Taricus and kicks him to the moon*

Lets see you escape THAT

[Taricus]

Wrong one, you think I'd stay still for you?! *Nutkicks Furtuka*

[choobakka]

Heh. Apparently Thor cheats to use this thing, but... I can see how it works. Not all that hard to figure out when you can see it.

And the dumbass was using it all wrong, too.

I think I'm going to start running out of ways to screw up my voice soon.

What's thor's thing you're talking about? You mean the hammer that I replaced with a decoy? Because I replaced the hammer with a decoy. Oh, and as to the "fucking shenanigans," it's not my fault if I know what pickup lines to use on Sif. They're getting closer. And Loki is a little bitch. He knocked out Arnold. Goddamn, time to give her the Blood of Thor.

Oh. Oh shit. Oh holy mother of all the shit of all the gods of all the pantheons of all the worlds of all the universes. Sweet Jeeeeebuuuuus. ...You ever seen a god get hit in the nuts with a magic hammer travelling at 60mph? Not fun. So she chugged the blood. And then she got really quiet. And then slapped Arnold awake. And then told him to give her robes. They are the most badass vampire robes of pure darkness ever. And then I found out why. Clothes tend not to hold up when you grow fifteen feet tall. She had lightning flying everywhere! Then she grabbed the hammer. And now the Aesir are all dead. Yay, RAGNAROK! Made sure to hand her some mistletoe to kill that one dude. So now we're not being chased anymore. That's good. She passed out. She's lying on the floor of the van.

[ragnarok97071]

He will, and then I'll do a repeat preformance of how I killed Lucy. Immortality's a bitch when you're permanently impaled on a couple dozen spikes.

Oh. So apparently that's just from Gungnir? Wow, that's rediculous.

[Furtuka]

That's it

*encases self in a giant ice kaiju*

[Burnt Pies]

*Taps Taricus on the shoulder*

You going to fight me any time soon? Listening to Ragnarok can get pretty dull.

[Darvi]

I have good news and bad news.

The good news is that my Death Star is now fully operational.
The bad news is that my Death Star is now fully operational.

[choobakka]

The three of us are going to leave the planet now... What with the whole "jupiter's moons are coming" thing, and the demons, and shit? Yeah. Leaving. Anyone who wants to come. John and Rose caught up with us. The rest died in the fight. So the five of us are gonna go now... Yeah... Maybe take the next wormhole to Andromeda? It'll be fun! Seeya!