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[ragnarok97071]

I'd say that you don't command everyone on earth, since we still have Disneyland warded up to the gills.

And there is a huge amount of people living there.

Don't kill Ra, we don't want the sun going out on us.

He's been doing that for a while. Kinda like my Layline-enhanced-lord-of-hell voice.

[Furtuka]

But seriously I wouldn't mess with the Egyptian gods at the moment. They get up to some REALLY weird stuff.

[Taricus]

Oh, right. NAVAL BOMBARDMENT TIME!

[Furtuka]

Ragnarok, portal us to earth along with our legions.

[Darvi]

No. You don't control the power of the earth, so it's not yours. We do.

Nobody has power over Tarran except Tarran himself.

[Furtuka]

Darvi are you anywhere hear Florida right now?

[ragnarok97071]

Right then. One hellgate coming up.

That was a lot easier than before.

Then again, now I rule the place and have a near-limitless supply of Mana even without Hell's power, so all things are easier, really.

[Burnt Pies]

So, time to go Battleship hunting, I think.

Which battleship is it, anyway? No-one's built a battleship in years due to smaller ships taking pretty much the same amount of hits from modern weaponry before sinking, so it's going to be a relic.

[Taricus]

Up unti right about now...

Oh, and it's not a conventional battleship too.

[Furtuka]

"Johnathan you take the Spearbeasts and punch holes in the enemy ships."

We'll deal with the rest of them

[ragnarok97071]

I'll lead the attack.

Time to demonstrate why pissing us off was a spectacularly bad idea.

All is Dust.

Much easier than it would have been before, almost effortless, and look at all the debris scattered about from the ships.

Now for the rest of them, poor fools.

[Taricus]

Fell for the decoys then?, What? you didn't think i rushed into this. Time to die hellspawn.

[TherosPherae]

Ra's pretty much gone the "screw it, I'll be neutral" route. Anubis, on the other hand, is wanting to cause some chaos. So I obliged him, and burnt his sorry ass off the Earth. I wear his head as a HAT.

Also, I think my voice and hand change whenever I go between pantheons. It's kinda weird, but lots off fun. Off to smite some zombies, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*FOOM*

[Darvi]

Darvi are you anywhere hear Florida right now?

Right now I'm doing some sightseeing near Tchernobyl. But I can get to Florida quickly if I want to.

[Burnt Pies]

Oh, I don't die easily. I proved that by sitting on the throne of the lord of hell himself.

What've you got for us, shiny boy?