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[Darvi]

Alright, looks like I got an offer from god, allah, buddha or whatever you want to call 'em.


- One reserved spot in heaven if I help them.

Any counteroffers?

I have cookies and membership for the dark side for you if you want.

[Taricus]

...I'm listening...

[ragnarok97071]

I mentioned that there are ruling positions open in hell.

Apparently you can't take a hint.

I'll make this clear then:

PICK OUR SIDE AND YOU RULE IN HELL. Pick the other one and you sit around in heaven until we invade. Your choice.

[Darvi]

...and light sabers...

Note, those offers aren't mutually exclusive.

[Taricus]

They said a RESERVED spot, I'm not dead yet and I won't be for a while.

[Furtuka]

If you join us within the next 5 minutes we'll give you Cerberus as a pet .

[Darvi]

Don't need to be dead afaik. Being dead is in fact disadvantageous.

[Taricus]

Oi, got another offer from heaven.

- ONE RESERVED SPOT IN THE AFTERLIFE
- DESIGNATED RULER FOR EARTH.

Keep the offers coming.

[ragnarok97071]

Well, then you sit on earth until we invade. And then you sit in heaven until we invade.

Also Cerberus is the property of the hell government.

But yeah, you can have him. There are a lot better guards I can think up.

Heading out to the Henge to see what I can

Oh wow, this is new. So many of them in one place is... almost overwhelming. Oh, this is good. This is REALLY good. This place provides more power in an instant than the house would in a YEAR! How I know the exact amount of magic being put out is strange, but still.

[Taricus]

What, you think I'm just sitting around? I'm going on a WORLD DOMINATION TOUR!

[Furtuka]

Also we'll throw in control of the Man faced bugs if you joins us in 1 minute.

[Taricus]

You know, you aren't very tempting for a bunch of demons...

[Burnt Pies]

Well, there's only one thing better than a Death Threat, and that's TWO Death Threats.

I'll hack you to pieces while singing the worst pop music I can get my hands on.

And I know a lot of abandoned music stores. Lady Gaga will be the least of your problems.

[Furtuka]

...The Succubi just called in. They said they'll throw a special welcoming party for you if you join our side.



I think I just threw up a little

[Taricus]

Succubi?!

Fuck it, I'm joining heaven.