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[TherosPherae]

Alright, let's see if I can get this stupid obelisk to cooperate with me getting back to the Ear- that was faster than last time. And right in the Everglades again. Time to duke it out with get another nine-headed freak of nature, I guess...

[Burnt Pies]

"Don't you know you're going to shock the Monkey?"

[ragnarok97071]

Seriously, Pies, I'll get you a freaking chair.

That one's going to drop you into cthulu's stomach if you don't get off of it.

I'm barely stopping it at the moment, and it's just going to get angrier.

[TherosPherae]

So I beat the hell out of this thing and I'm gonna turn it into a coat. Because I can.

[Burnt Pies]

I'm sure I can handle it. I may not be the new Prince of Darkness, but I'm pretty damn hard to kill. Or at least I am when people aren't stopping me from singing by talking at me.

((OOC: Heading off to bed. Not getting off Throne. Will sleep on throne if necessary.))

[ragnarok97071]

Alright, alright, but don't blame me when it finds a way around your singing. And you can bet your ass that as soon as you get up, it'll do it's damndest to keep you away from it. Also, I'm going to need to sit on there to make any widespread decrees.

I can order armies about, but apparently I can't bring them back to hell without making a decree.

So I guess I appoint you... Keeper of the Skull Throne.

You get to sit on it when I'm not doing anything important.

Oh wow, that actually worked?

Right then, I'm going to need to use it for a moment, and then you can sit on it until I need it again.

[Burnt Pies]

Jeez. Seat stealer. Fiiine.

[TherosPherae]

Nine-headed-mutant skin/fur/leather coat. Hell yes.

So I guess now, I... oh look, that demon I punted off the moon. Heh, he's still orbiting. Just look at him go, flying across the sky while screaming various profanities along the way.

Think I might go butcher some zombies now, I dunno.

[Kadzar]

[Colorado]

We're in Colorado now. Didn't think we would make it. Somewhere back in Nebraska we picked up raiders. We noticed some bikes coming up behind for a few miles and then, suddenly, a whole pack of raiders rode in from the on-ramp ahead of us. So then Kelly rolls down the window, leans out, shoots, and hits three of them immediately, so now we've got a bit of a gap. So I gun it, I pushed that pedal all the way to the floor, and we make it past the impromptu motorcycle barricade.

Of course, this is a family van, it's not made for speed, so we don't get much of a head start before the raiders have repositioned their bikes and they're gaining on us. Kelly kept them from getting past us, somehow. At one point, one was approaching from the driver-side; she told me to roll down my window; she laid the Garand across my arms and shot the guy right in the head. I think she took out about a dozen or more raiders before we reached the state line. Once we passed into Colorado, I noticed the raiders turning back for who knows what reason.

Anyway, we've stopped in a town, and we've noticed there are a lot of people here. Oddly enough, they don't seem to know anything about the Rapture. Everything seems normal here and, yet, somehow not.

[ragnarok97071]

Well then, Kad, you're about to see something interesting.

Hear that, demons? you've got some Raiders to kill. Hop to it, don't kill anyone else.

[choobakka]

I'm going to Earth to look for another ley line intersection... Hmm... Let's go with Stonehenge! If I'm lucky, I'll get to meet king Arthur! Looks like Stacey and Arnold are coming with me. So there's the Angel Radar, the Vampire, and the Shadow Mage. Cool. Of course, now the protagonist factor is split between Stacey and Arnold. I'm just the idea guy, you know?

[TherosPherae]

So I found my old hideout in Indianapolis. Well, more like "accidentally teleported to" than found, but oh well. I rebuilt the barricades, and I'm now holding off the zombie hordes with energy pulses from my hand. It's glowing green now, and I feel really oddly strong.

[Strife26]

[Fiddler's Green]

All right, time for a better situation report from halfway to hell. Firstly, internet access is spotty, so you'll have to pardon me if I don't get as many updates as possible. I'm also going to be running into OPSEC violations, although I've been told that, to no small extent, we want out plans to be public.

This ain't Heaven's doing!

At least, as far as we can tell. It looks like this is all hell's work. We've got lots and lots of demonic forces tramping up and down past our front gate. We're *very* heavily fortified in here, but it looks like they've got no ability or motivation to even start on our side path. So we're going to start on them. Looks like there's all kinds of rules to what we can and can't do. Namely, bringing the super high tech stuff up to Midgard (I'm not sure why, but the Jargon for earth is Midgard here) isn't good for some reason or another.

We're also pretty limited for numbers here, just with Cavalrymen and a few others who bluffed in (which, as I was telling someone online a long time ago, is totally cool. Getting in is enough reason to stay in, I guess). This means that we're going to attack double-pronged. Bust out of the Green, half of the army is going to go rush the very gates of hell while the other half is heading to help everyone on the surface. Hooah.


Also, I'm not sure if I'm dead or what, but whatever it is is pretty cool. No one is bothering with body armor down here, but I'm carrying a double combat load of ammunition without much trouble at all, and a knife, and a tomahawk, as well as all of the other stuff that I carry.

See everyone soon,
-Strife

[ragnarok97071]

... You do realize that we JUST conquered hell, right?

I got a snazzy new chair and everything.

Whatever, if you really want to attack us, I guess I could blow you all to pieces, but I would rather work together.

Well, we have to go and kick Dis next, but the outlands are all ours, and I have the power of all Hell behind me, so it shouldn't be all that hard.

[Burnt Pies]

No, I got the snazzy new chair. I just loan it to you when you ask nicely.