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[Furtuka]

Johnathans pretty much a one man army cause of all the weapons he has floating around him now. I'm gonna go examine Lucies corpse now. I'm thinking maybe we should unify whats left of earth next and then conquer heaven for leaving us behind... And for being jerks... and for inventing Fundies

[Taricus]

Okay, I managed to get within hell's network and so far its porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn etcetera.

I'll tell you if something not porn comes up.

[Burnt Pies]

My Throne! Mine!

Don't make me sing at you!

[ragnarok97071]

Yeah, you might want to stay away from it. It says that it would probably have to kill you.

Oh yeah, remember when I tapped into hell to kill the guy? apparently it decided that that meant that I'm it's new ruler.

Don't really want the job, so i'm probably just going to have it do what you guys ask me to have it do for now.

Also, I'm not sitting on the thing, because I've got better things to do. Like work on the recall.

[choobakka]

Woohoo! Victory! Cam you get these bastards to stop attavkingnus now?

[Taricus]

Well after going through some of the non-porn (Don't ask how much porn there is >_>), apparently the last guy was doing some ID theft.

Also, it holds all the data about the current ruler, and it's editable too.

[TherosPherae]

Yeah, my hand really doesn't like that throne. Really.

Now excuse me whilst it punches a hole in spacetime, pulls me through, and I end up.... on the Moon, next to the obelisk again.

.....

.....Most profanity is totally invalidated by what we just did, so I guess I'm going to have to stick with the usual "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

[Burnt Pies]

I'm totally sitting on it. I'm impossible to kill! I'm Brilliant! Nothing can stop me!

[Furtuka]

I've been researching heaven and it seems that they'll be a heck of a lot more difficult to deal with if we decide to go up against them. I'm mostly worried about the fact that Seraphs can vaporize everything in like a 1 - 5 mile radius.

[Taricus]

And the fact their boss has been pulling a palpatine too. And hell is now a diarchy thanks to pies.

[Burnt Pies]

This is actually really comfortable. I pity the fool who doesn't sit on this Throne.

Which would be everyone else. This throne is totally mine, guys. Keep off.

[ragnarok97071]

I can deal with the... Gah, that feels a lot more freaky than networking with the Laylines.

Just a moment.

Demons, this is your [untranslatable] speaking. stand down and leave the mortals be. Now.

Oh god that feels creepy.

Burnt, it's starting to get angry. It's probably going to use that spell I killed the archangel with.

Might want to get off of it.

[Furtuka]

Imma gonna go see if I can find a Behemoth at the stables

[ragnarok97071]

Should be a bunch in the east wing.

I'd reccommend taking one of the riders with you, you're going to need some help driving it at first.

[Burnt Pies]

Nope, totally not getting off this throne. It's mine now, and it'll learn to behave.