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[TherosPherae]

CHAAAA-wow my hand is glowing red-AAAAAAARGE!

Wow, I think I punched that demon into the First Ring. Cool.

[Furtuka]

"Oh hey someones here to welcome us" *FREEZE*

[Burnt Pies]

Darn, looks like I'm a bit late for the Hell Invading party. Unless you'd consider popping back and picking up little old me?

The Castle was like a scene out of Amnesia, blood and weird red growths everywhere. I decided I'd get out of there rather than go adventuring; got a lot more chance of staying alive with a few magical beings like you lot than I do with a Katana and a Shotgun.

Looks like poor old England got claimed before the fighting even started.

[ragnarok97071]

Yeah, give me a second to PYROFUEGO! sorry, reroute the portal.

Right, throne's this way. you guys hold the door, I'll kick the ass of whoever's in there, given that I have a heck of a lot more experience than you guys with using my power. No insult meant by that.

[Furtuka]

After we take down Satan we may have to pacify the demon city Dis to solidify our takeover.

[Burnt Pies]

Good Grief it stinks of Brimstone in here.

Time a bit for music and arse-kicking. And I still have plenty of both.

[choobakka]

Well. Hello mr demon. My name is mr no combat skills to speak of. How are you? Now I'd like you to meet my friends, Wendigo and Spiky-Tail. You know, this is more fun than I thought it'd be. I'm just picking off demons with a rifle while the rear are going out and beating the shit out of demons. Stacey is too - apparently she just got a weakness... Ah, well, we can't all get cool shit from the RaptureEnergy.

And hell is a lot less impressive than I thought it'd be.

(OOC: Best. Forum game. Ever. We got from killing zombies with shovels to INVADING MOTHERFUCKING HELL.)

[ragnarok97071]

I skipped the impressive bits. We're conquerers, not tourists."

Good morning, Lucy, how are you today. I have two friends that want to meet you.

Their names are Holy Flame and Elder Magic.

[Untranslatable]

Around this time there are probably a lot of noises comeing from the building. Bigass battle going on in there.

[Burnt Pies]

These things can't touch me when I'm singing. I mean, I can just see where they're going to be, and get out of the way. Makes the whole staying alive thing a lot easier.

I suppose this would be my Rapture power. Seems kinda weedy compared to causing explosions and holes in space and time. And, y'know being a Wendigo.

Only question left to ask is... WHAT IS THE LAW? NO SPILL BLOOD!

[choobakka]

Oh. So that's what she got from it. Stacey got some demon blood on her. And licked it off. Now she's grown wings and is kicking demon ass with her fists. And I'm the goddamn sidekick. John is obviously the protagonist, Rose is the love interest, Anna and Josh are the Paladins, Arnold and Stacey are the ugly-but-good-guys, and Dave is the jester. I'm the childhood friend. The white Mage. The quiet healer. I'M A SUPPORT CLASS. And I don't even get an instrument... At least I have the best seat in the house on top of the truck. Arnold's driving and shooting darkness bolts. I can see the whole battlefield. Or at least where all of the enemies are. ...Why is there wifi in hell? It says, "SatanNet." Hell has universal wifi? Seriously?

[TherosPherae]

Well, standing guard is boring. I think I'm going to go play Whack-a-Demon.

Hey you. Yeah, you, ugly as hell with the tiny-ass horns. Fight me.

FALCAWWWWWWN... PAWN-WRATH OF THE DAMNED

What the hell was that? Did he just... Oh wow, that smells really bad. I think I'm going to stick with guard duty for now. And I'm leaving that steaming pile of... what are those, maggots?... to someone else.

[ragnarok97071]

Well, we're pretty evenly matched. Which makes sense, since i've basically got a layline running through me at the moment, and you're powered by hell. But guess what? I just figured something out.

I figured out how to tap into that power, as well.

VAE VICTUS.

Oh... Oh man, there's the oil feeling again. And now Lucifer's impaled on about a thousand spikes, and being devoured by hellfire somehow.

Oh hey, the wierd layered voice thing is gone now.

If you guys want to fall back in here, go ahead, I'm making my way to the throne now.

[Burnt Pies]

Yellow Matter Custard, dripping from a Dead Dog's Eye!


Oh, do we have to stop fighting? I was just getting ready for the trippy bit of this song.

Y'know, I'm going to see if I can't beat Ragnarok to the Throne. He probably can't touch me if I keep singing.

[ragnarok97071]

Well, when heaven hears what we've just managed, they'll probably come and pay a visit.

or possibly some minor duke will decide it's a good idea to go up against the guy who just murdered his boss.

I doubt it, though, fear's a great motivator.

[TherosPherae]

That.... is one badass throne. I don't think my hand likes it, though.