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[Furtuka]

Demon lions fighting flying monkeys. And one of the lions clawed Rose's arm. She can't move it. Got away from the wild kingdom before the zombie elephants came out. Still can't find any of you guys. We found a first aid booth, and patched her up. She's not bleeding anymore. She apparently has the same blood type as John, and he wanted to try that thing they always do in books where the werewolf gives blood to save the person and then they're part werewolf, but I wouldn't let him. Oh, and I tried to find something for what John looks like. This is the best I could do. He has these curling horns though. And he's wearing clothes.

Demon lions fighting flying monkeys. And one of the lions clawed Rose's arm. She can't move it. Got away from the wild kingdom before the zombie elephants came out. Still can't find any of you guys. We found a first aid booth, and patched her up.

Got away from the wild kingdom before the zombie elephants came out.

zombie elephants

O_O

[TherosPherae]

Eh, if it doesn't mean to much to you, I think I might just jump back. I think this glowing hand thing can do forcefields, which should help with reentry.

[choobakka]

Wait - you're in the FLORIDA Disney? I know I'm in California. Aw, shit. And goddammit, I can't use any blasphemy anymore. Better fall back to sci-fi swearwords. Gorram angels on our tail! Frakkin' toasties! Nice nickname for demons, huh? Anyway, when're you going to take us to the ley lines? Because the lions and monkeys have started following us, and Rose still can't move her arm. I think the lion's claws were poisoned. John seems to really want her to get better. She is the only one with real power, and John's girlfriend was Raptured, so... Yeah. He's starting to go a little crazy about it, but until she actually starts to die I'm not going to let him do anything about it. Because the blood thing probably doesn't work like in books, and he was changed by a combination of Demon and Shaman magic, while she was apparently dragged to church by her family in preparation, so it's safe to say that she got a blast of holy stuff.

[ragnarok97071]

... I opened a rift right in front of you. See the big hole in spacetime? walk through it.

Once you're there, you should get all manner of nifty upgrades. I think. Worked for me.

[TherosPherae]

Okay, I... EEEAARRRGH, that hurt. Man, screw holes in spaceti-my hand is glowing with the fury of a thousand suns. This can't be good.

[Furtuka]

I suggest punching a demon while shouting FALCON PUNCH

[choobakka]

Right. Walked in. Taking the chance of taking the high-powered ones with us.

[ragnarok97071]

I wasn't talking to you.

Though you probably should have taken my offer. Good luck surviving impact.

Off to Disney to kick the ass of some zombie animals. And then we'll meet up at the house and start the plan.

Luckily, it doesn't seem to work on them, so you should be able to clean up by the time i get there.

(Feel free to describe exactly how all the powers got overcharged.)

[TherosPherae]

So my hand exploded, and now I'm stuck standing next to the fricking obelisk on the Moon again. It's fricking cold up here. Still. What the hell is this crap, now it's glowing and...

and...

and I can see forever. Wow.

Now to address the problem of getting back to Ea- wow that was fast. Sorry about that impact crater-volcano in the Everglades, guys. Also, if anyone wants to help me out with this nine-headed alligator, it'd help.

(And it's really hard to tell who's talking to whom.)

[choobakka]

Here's the group now... Might have been a little too much energy...
(original Menards group)
Me - I can apparently sense where all angels or demons are. Within about half a mile.
John - He can change back to being human now. Which is probably for the best, since he now looks like a yeti-demon in his other form.
Kevin - Kevin's hands are now like claws. He has long, pointed, nails, and an extra velociraptor-like claw on each hand.
Josh - His eyes glow, and, as we found out, actually burn the flesh of demons.
Anna - She has big angel wings.

(picked up on way to gun shop - from Minneapolis)
Arnold - He can see in the dark, and now has horns and a kind of shadowy aura. He tried to do some magic, and it seems like he can blend in with shadows.
Stacey - Stacey is a little scared... She seems to be a vampire. When Josh looked at her, she was in pain, and she's gotten colder. She can't go into the sun either. He teeth are now, well, vampire fangs.
Bradley - Smoky breath (he gets to sit on the roof - since he's a good shot, not since it's impossible to be inside a closed space with him without coughing) dead.

(found on way to Washington)
Job - (I assume it's a pseudonym) Covered in boils. dead.
Rose - Rose's arm is fine, but we havent seen any other physical change in her. She still can't be hurt by magic. It seems like she absorbs it instead if reflecting it. Then she shot a bolt of darkness back at Arnold. She can absorb stuff and reuse it if she wants.
Dave - Long, prehensile tail with barbs on the end.

So. Chilling in Ragnarok's house. What'll we do now?

[Furtuka]

May 23 2011 8:50 PM


Most of my group has wound up with elemental powers, I apparently have ice abilities and can phase through objects and Johnathan (the trident guy) has been shooting lightning bolts around. They've been a little difficult to control though. One guy went insane and literally exploded after the process.

[ragnarok97071]

Just a moment, that monolith seems to have a lot of energy in it, i'm going to try to...

Well, that was fast. Also, is your girl EATING the laylines? wow, that's impressive. Good thing they're nearly limitless. Just give me a second to get the vamp some protection, and we can get going.

I'm going to explain what we're going to do while I do so, so listen up.

Right now, hell's legions are on earth, meaning that only a small force will actually be in perdition. So we're going to rift down there, murder the hell out of them, and claim the throne, thus reducing the attacking force by half, and allowing us to use it as we will. Also being able to say that we managed to conquer hell would be really cool.

Any of you that want to duck out, do so now. Last chance, and some of you might not make it. I'm going to recharge my batteries and we can get going.

Oh, and if I start floating and green crap starts getting absorbed into me, that's normal.

... Damn. Too bad about the exploded guy.

[TherosPherae]

I finished off that alligator, no thanks to you guys. And my hand's back and glowing again, for some reason. I'm never going to figure out all this crazy obelisk crap, but I think it can do weird stuff. Maybe I should find that demon I punted into orbit later and see what's up.

Ready when you are, Ragnarok.

[Furtuka]

Lets do this

[ragnarok97071]

Oh, that feels good. Right then. *ahem* sorry. Right then. I've got something set up to drop us right into pandamonium, nice as you please. All we have to do is find the bastard in charge, off him, and take control.

Ready?

Let's rock.

Oh, by the way, the rift's going to be a bit different this time, it's just overflow from hell, don't mind it.

Knock, Knock, you demonic bastards.