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[Furtuka]

I blame Ragnarok messing with portals

[ragnarok97071]

They can't tunnel to alternate existances, or I would have portaled to an H-game by now.

So i'm off the list of suspects.

[Furtuka]

Perhaps a glitch in whatever mechanism the demons and angels use to traverse between planes?

[Ultimuh]

Uurrrrh.. rhuh.. Grruuooh?

Translation:
I am sorry to say.. that I have this everlasting hunger I must satisfy.. It's nothing personal. So if you wouldn't mind of I take a bite?

[ragnarok97071]

Possibly, though they'd have to be way more powerful than my Rifts. I can cross planes, just not existances.

[TherosPherae]

So that thing on the other side of the moon was a glowing obelisk. I went and touched it, and my soul kinda hurts now. Oh, and then some other big-ass demon showed up screaming something about its master. I kicked its ass into literal orbit, and I'm gonna try reentry sometime soon. But first, I'm gonna do some lunar exploration.

[choobakka]

Thanks Ragnarok. ...Wow. That's an ominous name. Just realized. Anyway, we're going to be in the Wild Kingdom. Setting the animals free. How else will there be lions roaming LA after the apocalypse? You expect them to get out by themselves?

[ragnarok97071]

Right then, I'm off to the moon. And when I get back, we're heading off to the House, and then... well, I'll explain later.

[TherosPherae]

So I found a hole the size of Texas on the dark side of the moon as well. That obelisk was in the center, on a really frickin' high tower. Huh.

It's a lot warmer in the hole-in-the-moon than outside it, and apparently it.... why is my hand glowing....? This better not have something to do with that obelisk.

[ragnarok97071]

*Large crashing noise, sounding like someone crashing onto the moon at high speeds*

Hey Theros.

[choobakka]

  Demon lions fighting flying monkeys. And one of the lions clawed Rose's arm. She can't move it. Got away from the wild kingdom before the zombie elephants came out. Still can't find any of you guys. We found a first aid booth, and patched her up. She's not bleeding anymore. She apparently has the same blood type as John, and he wanted to try that thing they always do in books where the werewolf gives blood to save the person and then they're part werewolf, but I wouldn't let him. Oh, and I tried to find something for what John looks like. This is the best I could do. He has these curling horns though. And he's wearing clothes.

[Burnt Pies]

I got the little bastard. I think they're stealth attackers made for wide open spaces, he couldn't stop hitting things while he was stalking me. No defences at all, either. Just had to let him think he had me so he'd get close, then open up a few gashes with the blade. Whatever they are, these things do not like Steel.

It was a first for me, watching something get eaten from the inside by its allergies while the supermarket loudspeaker's telling me that It's not his fault that he can't behave, and Society's made him go astray. Oingo Boingo have brilliant timing.


Stocking up on food and petrol. Good thing there's a decent sized container on the back of this bike, I should be able to last a while on this lot.

Heading over to Belvoir Castle, see if anyone made it there. Place is built like a... uh... Castle, and it's where we agreed we'd meet up when the Apocalypse came.

[TherosPherae]

Oh, hi Ragnarok. Nice to meet y- my hand is brighter now. What.

So how are we getting back to Florida, exactly?

[ggamer]

Ohfuckfuckfuckfuck

Ragnarok watch out theresa fucing archangle comiing theuafre afnd ohn shit fucking ghosteapo

[ragnarok97071]

Damnit. Did you have to let those out?

*Sigh* so much for the training room.

Good thing one of the side effects of the nexus is that wounds heal really fast.

Just a moment...

There you go, and opening a rift remotely is a pain.

Oh hey look, another bloody ange...

BEGONE.

Oh wow, did I just do that? watching an angel get dragged into some sort of hole to the space between planes is pretty cool.

But.. I don't think I'm going to be able to do that anytime soon.

We'll probably rift back, if I can get a power source.