That's how awful the game is man, you might need all the skills.
What is the only way to impress the Bugbear slaver is to knock a mug from a post using only your urine.
You'll wish you had a urination skill in your game system.
But really, it's entirely ridiculous
I still don't know the difference between Charisma:Rhetorical and Dexterity:Enunciation.
I guess one determines maximum speech rate and the other determines mean speech rate.
But clearly they are both vital.
I vote you run an all-Anakim party. With traits like:
08 - The anakim causes babies to scream when present. If the anakim touches a screaming baby, the baby is 75% likely to urinate, 50% likely to defecate, and 25% likely to vomit. Thereafter, the anakim may touch the child without such an occurence for 1 day.
(The GM will definitely need that urination skill chart now!)
and
72 - The anakim may fart as loud at thunder. All creatures within a 10-feet radius of this anakim, except the anakim, automatically take 1d4 sonic damage and are stunned for 1 round, which can be avoided by passing a Drive check at TH 17. This can be utilized only once per week.
(Thank god for small favors - can you imagine if it
weren't limited to 1/week? Spamming farts in combat just to hold the enemy in perma-stun would be ridiculous...)
and
74 - The anakim is able to speak backwards at will, increasing their Enunciation sub-ability by 1d100.
(Yeah, 'cause that always helps make what I'm saying
perfectly clear to listeners.)
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