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[Aklyon]

Wait. What exactly would negative anal circumferance entail?

[Darvi]

It means the shit comes out of your mouth or something :V

[SeriousConcentrate]

More likely it means it got glued shut. :3

[Aklyon]

More likely it means it got glued shut. :3

wouldn't that just be zero, then?

[SeriousConcentrate]

I suppose. Oh, well.

[Armok]

tempted to join but not giving in to the temptation.

Oh, and a negative circumference presumably means a ring of stuff has been removed making it larger acordin to whatever damage rules there is, and then THAT has been glued togerter. Or, in other words, such states shuld be treated as if evrything at any given time has an object of null size called "euclidean geometry" in it.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Oh god.

So. Tempted.

Waiting for that golden moment when somebody fails their spell, rolls a mishap, and gets:

1351. Accidentally casts Fatal.

Yay Class 6 Apocalypse!

[Robocorn]

More likely it means it got glued shut. :3

wouldn't that just be zero, then?

According to page 52 everything under 11 in Anal Circumference Potential is the same amount.
So everything from -90 to 11 reflects an anus 3"-4" in circumference in humans.
Can I die now?

[SeriousConcentrate]

Ah, well. I don't think anyone here who would run it would ever even bother with using it for anything, so most likely it would never come up.

...Hopefully.

[Robocorn]

I don't know, maybe the party needs to get a flask full of the cure for lycanthropy to a friend in a city but there is a ban on alchemical substances in the city so the party has to figure out who's best suited to smuggle the flash.
Then there's a long awkward silence, everyone flips through their 11 page character sheets and the elf winds up doing it.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Depends on what kind of elf we're talking about, I mean it looks like the ones in FATAL are very small. It'd probably be the hill gi...

Why the hell am I even arguing about this...?

[Robocorn]

That's how awful the game is man, you might need all the skills.
What is the only way to impress the Bugbear slaver is to knock a mug from a post using only your urine.
You'll wish you had a urination skill in your game system.

But really, it's entirely ridiculous

I still don't know the difference between Charisma:Rhetorical and Dexterity:Enunciation.
I guess one determines maximum speech rate and the other determines mean speech rate.
But clearly they are both vital.

[Heron TSG]

I'll play. I think this needs to be done at some point.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I guess the former is how fast you speak and the latter how well? Sort of like the difference between a normal person and Boomhauer? (Think that's how you spell his name...)

[Robocorn]

That seems about right but Charisma:Vocal determines how good they actually sound, so why bother speaking clearly, and determines whether or not you sound "Gay" or "Melodic" because those things are both mutually exclusive and highly descriptive. It's a good thing the bell curve keeps everything on track and keeps all these bizarre things from occurring.