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[Reelyanoob]

Just.. don't include babies.. or children.. if you do.. I will shun you guys forever.

I want to play a baby with high strength rolls. You can win fights against the average adult human then. I'll make a baby Anakim character. Who gets into bar-fights.

[Angel Of Death]

You guys do know that half the spells in this game usually force your victim to fart or eat their own shit? And there's a spell that makes an eye of truth grow on... Wait for it... Waaaiit fooor iiiit.... Your dick.

[SeriousConcentrate]

But Anakim don't show any signs of life until they're 7 years old!

[Angel Of Death]

But Anakim don't show any signs of life until they're 7 years old!

And the mother dies. Seriously, what father is going to say "Hmmm. The baby seems to be completely dead and my wife/girlfriend/rape victim is dead! Ihma keep the corpse for 7 years to see what happens!"

[Reelyanoob]

Byron Hall is a terrible writer, I'm sure he meant to say "the child doesn't show any signs of being an anakim until 7 years of age". But, if we are going by the exact literal text ... then it's some sort of zombie child or a never-rotting corpse which gets buried and digs it's way out of the grave at 7 years of age.

The mis-print is far more likely.

[SeriousConcentrate]

You're right on the first count and most likely right on the second, too. But you have to be a damn moron to confuse 'shows signs of being a demon' with 'shows signs of even being alive at all.' Judging from the rest of the rules Byron Hall is exactly that kind of moron.

[Cerol Lenslens]

This must be done. It has likely NEVER been done before. I will power through the character creation. If at least one other person be so bold as to undertake this journey with me and make it through at least one session, the deed will have been done.

This is the internet, there has to be at least one other person with the gumption to try it at least once.

IIRC, it's been done. And regretted.

link?

I dunno if this is the one he was talking about. I haven't even actually read the thread yet, but here ya go.

[Kicior]

Here is character generator if anyone is interested.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1XUCNWFR&setlang=en

[SeriousConcentrate]

Why did I download that? Why did I run it? WHY AM I POSTING THE RESULTS?

---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
               Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Arnold Langley   Gender: M   Race: Human
Player Name:       Occupation:       Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland:       Level:          Religion:
Height: 67   Weight: 145   Siblings: 1   Social Class: Peasant
Age: 19   Max Age: 110   Eyes: Blue-gray   Skin Color: Deathly Pale
Marital Status: Unhappily Married   Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: Legitimate  Hair Color: Black  Hair Type: Thin, wavy
Hair Length: 5      Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature:  Big nose
   Perceived as weak and curious
Birthplace: Village      Birthday:8/3/5081
Most Attactive Feature: Chest   Most Repulsive Feature: Buttocks
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability           Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE:              115    9
Physical Fitness:       95   -3   Sprint: 53
Strength:              140   20   Damage: +20%  C&J: 81  Bench: 162  DL: 243
Bodily Attractiveness: 108    3
Health:                118    9   Int/Vom: -9%  All: 0  Ill. Imm.: 62%

CHARISMA:              100    0
Facial:                 94   -3   Description: Plain
Vocal:                 102    0   Description: Normal
Kinetic:                88   -6   Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric:              116    9   Avg. Speech: 157 or 182 (50%)

DEXTERITY:              81  -10
Hand-Eye Coordination:  87   -6   Finger Prec: 1/16 inch
Agility:                69  -17   CA Bonus: -5  Brawl: 2  Stand: 3
Reaction Speed:         77  -13   Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation:            92   -3   Max Speech: 190  Casting: +10%

INTELLIGENCE:           90   -6
Language:               99    0   #: 3  Vocab: Instantaneous
Math:                  106    3   Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical:             54  -29
Spatial:               101    0   Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 200

WISDOM:                 95   -3
Drive:                 122   12   Hours Resting: 14
Intuition:              88   -6
Common Sense:           97    0   Likely to: -
Reflection:             76  -13   Earliest memory at: Age 4


Life Points: 27   Unconscious: 5   CA: 5

Piety Points: 72   Magic Points:

Breadth: 33   BMI: 22.7723   BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 18   Morality: 68
You are: Neutral w/Unethical tendencies Neutral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 70   Choleric: 98   Melancholic: 37   Phlegmatic: 57
Primary Temperament: Choleric   Secondary Temperament: Sanguine

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 0

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None

------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 9
Head Cicumference: 22.86

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
[REDACTED]

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I didn't bother filling in any of the crap like occupation, what it generated is what I posted. >.>

[Samthere]

Yeah, that's about half the character generation done

[SeriousConcentrate]

This: (Most Repulsive Feature: Buttocks) is the funniest part to me, and I can only think of the great Terry Funk yell of "SATCHEL ASS!!!"

[vagel7]

I got an Anakim, noble.

My most attractive was buttocks and repulsive was eyes. I also have a mole above my mouth, asthma and can bellow like a lion.

[Sheb]

Well, I think FATAL is beyond the power of any sane GM to manage. But what about several GM? Do you think 4 or 5 people, working together, will be able to manage the game? I'm willing to try.

[Samthere]

Alright, I'm going to try genning again, this time with a mundane character (still random, just no insanely huge troll stuck underground).

I've corrected a few mistakes on the character sheet and added a couple of sections to make it just a tiny bit easier to use. If you have any suggestions on how to make it better, let me know. I'm thinking of adding a separate weapons/armour page with the table oriented the other way, as there's just not enough space in those, and not even all the categories you might want.
Here's this version.
Edit: added one field I missed and updated the above link.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Here is character generator if anyone is interested.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1XUCNWFR&setlang=en

You made me do this.

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---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
               Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Anger Greenwood   Gender: M   Race: Anakim
Player Name:       Occupation:       Age Category: Puberty
Homeland:       Level:          Religion:
Height: 77   Weight: 239   Siblings: 0   Social Class: Slave
Age: 18   Max Age: 150   Eyes: Brown   Skin Color: Medium
Marital Status: Single   Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: Bastard  Hair Color: Black  Hair Type: Thick, straight
Hair Length: 2      Vision: Far-sightedness, 5 feet
Facial Feature:  Accentuated jawbone
   Perceived as masculine
Birthplace: Village      Birthday:1/26/5082
Most Attactive Feature: Chest   Most Repulsive Feature: Waist
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability           Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE:              118    9
Physical Fitness:      105    3   Sprint: 59
Strength:              175   34   Damage: +34%  C&J: 102  Bench: 204  DL: 306
Bodily Attractiveness:  96   -3
Health:                 97    0   Int/Vom: +0%  All: 1  Ill. Imm.: 57

CHARISMA:              100    0
Facial:                130   14   Description: Attractive
Vocal:                  87   -6   Description: Normal
Kinetic:                94   -3   Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric:               89   -6   Avg. Speech: 140 or 200 (50%)

DEXTERITY:              83  -10
Hand-Eye Coordination: 114    6   Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility:                73  -13   CA Bonus: -4  Brawl: 2  Stand: 3
Reaction Speed:         60  -25   Deep Sleep Recov: 3
Enunciation:            88   -6   Max Speech: 180  Casting: +20%

INTELLIGENCE:           86   -6
Language:               99    0   #: 3  Vocab: Instantaneous
Math:                   84  -10   Highest Math: Fractions
Analytical:             74  -13
Spatial:                90   -6   Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 125

WISDOM:                 85   -6
Drive:                  98    0   Hours Resting: 16
Intuition:              89   -6
Common Sense:           84  -10   Likely to: -
Reflection:             72  -17   Earliest memory at: Age 4

Number   Trait #      Description
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1         57   Anakim slowly devours food like a snake
2         42   Anakim has abnormal hatred for kobolds
3         44   Anakim is followed by a cold wind

Life Points: 34   Unconscious: 6   CA: 7

Piety Points: 40   Magic Points:

Breadth: 38   BMI: 28.4188   BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 1   Morality: 1
You are: Unethical Immoral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 1   Choleric: 100   Melancholic: 27   Phlegmatic: 72
Primary Temperament: Choleric   Secondary Temperament: Phlegmatic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 0

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: psychosis
Illness 2: pyromania
Illness 3: paranoid personality disorder
Illness 4: generalized anxiety disorder

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: mammals
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 11
Head Cicumference: 29.63

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
[REDACTED]

Nothing too odd, other than his being an anxious, psychotic, paranoid, utterly chaotic evil pyromaniac named Anger, who can't stand kobolds, is allergic to all mammals everywhere, never chews his food, sleeps 16 hours a day, and apparently has a 30-inch-wide head.