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Author Topic: Roll to Strife! Turn 42: No, I'm not going to mention HHGTTG (Fuck now I did it)  (Read 63837 times)

Strife26

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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 36: The memes aren't what they used to be...
« Reply #690 on: August 17, 2011, 05:20:51 am »

Shenanigans? Gasp!

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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 36: The memes aren't what they used to be...
« Reply #691 on: August 20, 2011, 05:15:07 am »

Bumping. May we have an ETA, Darvi?
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 36: The memes aren't what they used to be...
« Reply #692 on: August 20, 2011, 08:59:43 am »

put me on waitlist
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 36: The memes aren't what they used to be...
« Reply #693 on: August 20, 2011, 09:26:03 am »

Bumping. May we have an ETA, Darvi?
Adurp. I was busy with stuff, like studying and Failcannon. And livestreams. And Horrorterrors. All in all a busy week.

And if I choose to skip the shenanigans (which I probably will), today.
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Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #694 on: August 20, 2011, 12:05:38 pm »

Wanderer, gain a correct definition of left and right.

Continue wandering the endless wastes. Preach the religion to all who may or may not hear.
Unfortunately, this desert seems to be, well, deserted.
Also, that's not what monks do.
Monks are like, these clothed awesome people who kick plenty of ass. Or something.

Let's check on Derek again, shall we?
Arnold:
Add people on Pesterchum by making random stuff up and checking if it's someone's username.
Hmmm...
[5] Oh hey this guy loosePerfectionist is online.
According to his profile he's the same age as you!
Should be as good a start as any!
Richard:
>Wait for the CAKE to fall back down. Meanwhile, mess with the CRUXTRUDER some more. Just because.
The CAKE cannot fall back down since it's lying firmly on your floor.

[4] In the meanwhile, you extract a couple more CRUXITE DOWELS.

0:32
Matt:
> CAPTCHALOGUE the PRESENT, then SEARCH for SAM.
(1+9+2+8+2+3+7%10=2) You CAPTCHALOGUE the present.

[1] You completely and absolutely fail to find... whatever you were looking for.

Mick:
>Mick: Try and locate Derek.
He's standing in his room, exhausted, and surrounded by tons of CRUXITE.
The TORSPRITE is hovering impatiently beside him.
Enrique:
> GIGA BOOT SMASH!
[5] You hit the CHEST, and open it with brute force!
And just as the timer was about to run out too!
Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Notes:
Enriques test was based on Fighter's trial in the Castle of Ordeals.
Also, I should totally make a script for Strife's Sylladex mode, but I'm too lazy for that :V
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #695 on: August 20, 2011, 12:17:04 pm »

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

Check to see if Mist has been patched from the hack yet.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #696 on: August 20, 2011, 12:22:09 pm »

More notes:
I hid another hint in the last post. It should be painfully obvious to anybody not using Darkling. Jerks :V
Also, had I rolled a 1 or 2, I'd totally have Arnold speak to some poor sod who as close to finishing their test but failing because of his distraction. Heheh. A 3 would've gotten him Matt (who is online, but absent), a 4 would be Derek (who is online and has the time), and a 6 would be the First Guardian. Heheh.

I should really ask Soli if he's fine with being the First Guardian, one of these days...
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #697 on: August 20, 2011, 12:33:23 pm »

Be the slightly autistic kid.
Open spritelog.
Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)


Also: A monk is a person who practices religious asceticism, living either alone or with any number of monks, while always maintaining some degree of physical separation from those not sharing the same purpose.

The internet lets me have slightly delayed Omniscience!
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #698 on: August 20, 2011, 12:35:35 pm »

Also: A monk is a person who practices religious asceticism, living either alone or with any number of monks, while always maintaining some degree of physical separation from those not sharing the same purpose.

The internet lets me have slightly delayed Omniscience!
Would you expect an agent to know any better? :P

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #699 on: August 20, 2011, 12:36:18 pm »

I think he means a warrior monk, like those guy from Shaolin temple.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #700 on: August 20, 2011, 12:38:42 pm »

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #701 on: August 20, 2011, 12:39:38 pm »

Actually my inspiration for him was kinda the kind of monk Derm described.


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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #702 on: August 20, 2011, 12:45:16 pm »

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

Run downstairs and find an English dictionary.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #703 on: August 20, 2011, 12:48:38 pm »

Bec is an omnipoterrier, he can do whatever the fuck he wants to.

That's my interpretation of it at least.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 37: Wanton destruction really solves everything!
« Reply #704 on: August 20, 2011, 01:05:10 pm »

I think the explanation was that he was their universe's protector, so yeah he can do whaterver the fuck he wants to.
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