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Author Topic: Roll to Strife! Turn 42: No, I'm not going to mention HHGTTG (Fuck now I did it)  (Read 63912 times)

Darvi

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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 32: Game Over
« Reply #585 on: July 22, 2011, 11:17:53 am »
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 32: Game Over
« Reply #586 on: July 22, 2011, 11:20:03 am »
Welp, there goes plans one and two, and with my utter lack of problem solving ability, along with the fact that I've been unable to access the interwebs all week and am slightly insane as a result, leaves me with one choice left.

Also I just noticed that theme tune.  It's weird, but anything that's made for me I'm happy with ^.^ *Plays on repeat*
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 32: Game Over
« Reply #587 on: July 22, 2011, 11:20:42 am »
Quote from: dermonster on July 22, 2011, 11:20:03 am
Welp, there goes plans one and two, and with my utter lack of problem solving ability, along with the fact that I've been unable to access the interwebs all week and am slightly insane as a result, leaves me with one choice left.
HeroicSacrifice?

There is a Portal quote that might help though. Guess which.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 32: Game Over
« Reply #588 on: July 22, 2011, 11:21:43 am »
Hold up a sec.

the cake one? lemons...

HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST! [/insane conclusion]

FACE HIM DOWN!
« Last Edit: July 22, 2011, 11:25:07 am by dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 32: Game Over
« Reply #589 on: July 22, 2011, 11:29:26 am »
Wait, you mean attack him? Or do you want to headbutt him?

Facepalming?
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 32: Game Over
« Reply #590 on: July 22, 2011, 11:30:23 am »
The latter is the former but yes. With my staff.

Waitno, is this one of those 'let him punch you so you snap out of it things'?

aaaarg, why am I shaking so much. a week without interwebs affects me SO MUCH.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 32: Game Over
« Reply #591 on: July 22, 2011, 11:36:56 am »
I'll just interpret it as "hit it with my staff". Updating.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 32: Game Over
« Reply #592 on: July 22, 2011, 12:03:06 pm »
Quote from: ExKirby on July 22, 2011, 10:49:13 am
So I decided to do something awesome and come up with character themes. Being the first one on the turn where you all got your real names, and the guy who I'm trolling, Derek goes first. I'm not too happy with it, but hey, it's still quite good.

http://notessimo.net/?id=63621
I really like it. Then again, a music critic I am not. I like everything that doesn't make me go "OH MY GOD DID SOMEONE JUST STEP ON A DUCK IN A MICROPHONE?"
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Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
Quote from: Cthulhu
Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

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Roll to Strife! Turn 33: Lucky number!
« Reply #593 on: July 22, 2011, 12:25:23 pm »
Richard:
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on July 17, 2011, 10:06:58 am
>Memorize the CODE for BLANK CARDS. PUNCH a BLANK CARD with that CODE. Also PUNCH three more BLANK CARDs, one with the FIRE EXTINGUISHER, one with the DIY FLAMETHROWER, and one with the GARDEN HOSE. Then EAT a slice of the CAKE, but BLOW OUT THE CANDLES first.
You try to memorize the code for CLANK CARDS, but you notice that all of your cards have already b33n filled.
You then punch the cards.
Pawnchpawnchpawnch!
K.O.!
You k33p punching those cards.
That'll show them!

Next, you try to eat the cake.
[?]You cannot cut it, though.
What kind of crappy cake is this?
Looks like carrot, smells like carrot, but quacks like marble.

2:03
Me:
Quote from: ExKirby on July 17, 2011, 03:57:46 pm
>Darvi: Add new player to the game.
Yes! That is an exceptionally good idea!
I will totally do that!

However the new player cannot be added to the game.
That is because he doesn't exist yet!
We have to wait until later before adding him to the game.
Mick:
Quote from: Ottofar on July 19, 2011, 11:01:00 am
>Mick: Panic
[4] Shit! Derek's gonna die if you don't help him!
Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap!
[3] You try to lift the colussus up and throw it out of the house, but it s33ms like you cannot move it.
Derek:
Quote from: dermonster on July 22, 2011, 11:21:43 am
FACE HIM DOWN!
You try to ask Torsprite for help.
He doesn't reply though, just floats there, like he's waiting for something.
Quote from: ExKirby on July 18, 2011, 03:41:31 pm
>Unknown Character: Troll Derek
Oh hey, it looks like somebody's pestering you! Maybe it's one of the other guys trying to give you a hint!
Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)
Who's this douchebag?

Before you get to answering him (her?) though, the colossus crashes through the wall, almost, but not quite, unlike the Kool-aid man.
You're trapped. No way to escape. It s33ms like you have no choice but to

STRIFE!

4vs2+?

You dash towards the hulking humanoid, trying to aim for its face.
SMAAAASH*crack*

Damn. That sounds like your staff broke. You liked that staff...
Oh wait. Your staff's totally fine.
The cracking sound came from the colossus, which looks visibly damaged.
It retaliates, but you dodge aside before it manages to crack your skull.

0:12
Quote from: TherosPherae on July 17, 2011, 09:52:29 pm
>Arnold: Suddenly exist.
Oh hey, that was fast.
Our new player, whose name appears to be Arnold, has appeared.
It looks like he was asl33p all this time, which is why nobody could have b33n him until now.
What is your full name?
Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 22, 2011, 12:27:35 pm by Darvi »
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 33: Lucky number!
« Reply #594 on: July 22, 2011, 12:28:34 pm »
Desperation attack: I will survive!

near death in a fiery ball of rock sense.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 33: Lucky number!
« Reply #595 on: July 22, 2011, 12:36:48 pm »
>Your name is Arnold Matthews.
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Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
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Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 33: Lucky number!
« Reply #596 on: July 22, 2011, 02:35:49 pm »
>Mick: Drop something on it
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 33: Lucky number!
« Reply #597 on: July 22, 2011, 04:07:59 pm »
> INSPECT the CAKE. Try BREAKING it by dropping it in the hole in the floor and seeing what develops.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 33: Lucky number!
« Reply #598 on: July 22, 2011, 04:23:31 pm »
>Unknown Character: Contunue to troll Derek

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

Cookie to anyone who picks up who my char is based off (It's quite fucking obvious)
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 33: Lucky number!
« Reply #599 on: July 22, 2011, 04:24:39 pm »
Give me your Glados cookie nao.
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