Richard:>Memorize the CODE for BLANK CARDS. PUNCH a BLANK CARD with that CODE. Also PUNCH three more BLANK CARDs, one with the FIRE EXTINGUISHER, one with the DIY FLAMETHROWER, and one with the GARDEN HOSE. Then EAT a slice of the CAKE, but BLOW OUT THE CANDLES first.
You try to memorize the code for CLANK CARDS, but you notice that all of your cards have already b33n filled.
You then punch the cards.
Pawnchpawnchpawnch!
K.O.!
You k33p punching those cards.
That'll show them!
Next, you try to eat the cake.
[?]You cannot cut it, though.
What kind of crappy cake is this?
Looks like carrot, smells like carrot, but quacks like marble.
2:03 Me:>Darvi: Add new player to the game.
Yes! That is an exceptionally good idea!
I will totally do that!
However the new player cannot be added to the game.
That is because he doesn't exist yet!
We have to wait until later before adding him to the game.
Mick:>Mick: Panic
[4] Shit! Derek's gonna die if you don't help him!
Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap!
[3] You try to lift the colussus up and throw it out of the house, but it s33ms like you cannot move it.
Derek:FACE HIM DOWN!
You try to ask Torsprite for help.
He doesn't reply though, just floats there, like he's waiting for something.
>Unknown Character: Troll Derek
Oh hey, it looks like somebody's pestering you! Maybe it's one of the other guys trying to give you a hint!
------manipulativeCyborg[MC] began pestering autisticGamer at XX:XX---
MC: i WouLD JuST LiKE To iNFoRM You
MC: aBouT YouR iMPReSSiVe aBiLiTieS aS a SeRVeR PLaYeR
MC: NoBoDY iN ouR CHaiN MaNaGeD To KiLL oFF ouR CLieNTS So FaST
MC: aLTHouGH
MC: We aCTuaLLY CoNNeCTeD WiTH ouR CLieNTS BeFoRe THeY DieD
MC: So i GueSS You GoT LuCKY
MC: BuT THaT'S aLRiGHT
MC: We CaN JuST SCRaTCH ouT THe aNoMoLieS aT THe eND oF THe eXPeRiMeNT
MC: FoR Me, iT WiLL Be a CouPLe oF MiNuTeS
MC: BuT FoR You
MC: WeLL
MC: LeT'S JuST SaY iT WiLL Be a LoNG DaY oF TeSTiNG
MC: a LoNG, LoNG DaY
MC: BuT i WiLL GiVe You aNoTHeR CHaNCe
MC: BY DePLoYiNG a SuBJeCT FRoM our SeSSioN
MC: iNTo YouR'S
MC: FoR SCieNCe
Who's this douchebag?
Before you get to answering him (her?) though, the colossus crashes through the wall, almost, but not quite, unlike the Kool-aid man.
You're trapped. No way to escape. It s33ms like you have no choice but to
STRIFE!
4vs2+?
You dash towards the hulking humanoid, trying to aim for its face.
SMAAAASH*crack*
Damn. That sounds like your staff broke. You liked that staff...
Oh wait. Your staff's totally fine.
The cracking sound came from the colossus, which looks visibly damaged.
It retaliates, but you dodge aside before it manages to crack your skull.
0:12
>Arnold: Suddenly exist.
Oh hey, that was fast.
Our new player, whose name appears to be Arnold, has appeared.
It looks like he was asl33p all this time, which is why nobody could have b33n him until now.
What is your full name?
Chumhandle: analyzingCulinarian
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Megadowser (C), Garden Hoes(3x), Cake(4x), Set of Kitchen Knives(FH), Letter(s), Half-Light(S), OVEN MITTS (Y)
Strife Deck: Fire Extinguisher, DIY Flamethrower
Name: Mick Morris
Chumhandle: loosePerfectionist
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory:
Strife Deck: Violin
Name: Derek Coonan
Chumhabdle: autisticGamer
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: World of Warcraft, Gang Garrison 2, MP3 PLayer, 256 bit theatre, Granola bar
Strife Deck: Staff of the Dadhearst
Name: Enrique Alonso
Chumhandle: beatboxRunabout
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: SBURB Ad, Hiking Poles
Strife Deck: Timbertown Boots, Inverse Sneakers
Name: Matthew Namesake
Chumhandle: Strife26
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Physics Book(5), Portable Gaming System (⑨)
Strife Deck: RTS 26 Pistols