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Author Topic: Roll to Strife! Turn 42: No, I'm not going to mention HHGTTG (Fuck now I did it)  (Read 63533 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 30: BOSS FIGHT!
« Reply #525 on: July 12, 2011, 08:41:23 am »
JEGUS CHRIST ITS A COLOSSUS GTFO

Retreat to Dadhearst's ROOM OF POINTY SHIT.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 30: BOSS FIGHT!
« Reply #526 on: July 12, 2011, 09:12:51 am »
>Use the PRE-PUNCHED CARD in the PUNCH DESIGNIX. Place the CRUXITE DOWEL on the TOTEM LATHE. Then run to the attic and look for sis's old chemistry set and some bug-killing spray.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 30: BOSS FIGHT!
« Reply #527 on: July 12, 2011, 01:38:31 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on July 12, 2011, 08:22:47 am
Quote from: Riccto on July 12, 2011, 08:20:26 am
Make use of all your MIGHT and INTELLECTUAL MIGHT to solve it!
You know I'm gonna take that literally right?

Yes.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 30: BOSS FIGHT!
« Reply #528 on: July 13, 2011, 06:12:29 am »
>Mick: Reconnect, while repeatedly pummeling the computer.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 30: BOSS FIGHT!
« Reply #529 on: July 13, 2011, 06:13:18 am »
You sure? You just got it to work :P
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 30: BOSS FIGHT!
« Reply #530 on: July 13, 2011, 08:34:50 am »
Hmm, choobakka hasn't posted anything for about eight days. Think we should just auto or replace him?
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 30: BOSS FIGHT!
« Reply #531 on: July 13, 2011, 11:48:00 am »
This is a problem. One book is far too few for a well read chap such as myself.


>INVENTORY the entire BOOKCASE with BOOKS INCLUDED.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 30: BOSS FIGHT!
« Reply #532 on: July 13, 2011, 03:56:29 pm »
Aight. Hit my head pretty hard this afternoon, but I'll update now. If chooie doesn't come back... let's jus' say that I have a bridge ready.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 30: BOSS FIGHT!
« Reply #533 on: July 13, 2011, 03:59:09 pm »
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 30: BOSS FIGHT!
« Reply #534 on: July 13, 2011, 04:00:18 pm »
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Roll to Strife! Turn 31: Book>Television
« Reply #535 on: July 13, 2011, 04:35:48 pm »
Enrique:
Quote from: Riccto on July 12, 2011, 08:20:26 am
> Sweet Aunt Pancake Syrup. A PUZZLE! Make use of all your MIGHT and INTELLECTUAL MIGHT to solve it!
Yes! Your making this hapen!
[1] OHMAHGAWD IS THAT A DISTRACTION?You hear a loud noise coming from outside.
You go to the window, and see a bunch of meteorites crashing into the surrounding area.
*KRABOOM*
HOLY CARP DID THAT MOUNTAIN JUST EXPLODE?
There's ashes and rocks and lava everywhere!
That'd be so cool if it weren't boiling hot and heading straight towards your house.

1:59


Derek:
Quote from: dermonster on July 12, 2011, 08:41:23 am
Retreat to Dadhearst's ROOM OF POINTY SHIT.
[3] You ABSCOND without a second thought.
You quickly run towards your dadhearst's room and barricade yourself in it.
Unfortunately there is no POINTY SHIT to be found, as your old man has locked away all the dangerous tools somewhere else in the house.
Oh man he will be pissed when he finds out you're in his room.
Never mind the fact that you made a colossus out of thin air-
*crash*
-which is apparently following you by taking a shortcut.
You guesstimate that you have about ten seconds until it's caught up with you, assuming it knows where you are.

1:20

Richard:
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on July 12, 2011, 09:12:51 am
>Use the PRE-PUNCHED CARD in the PUNCH DESIGNIX. Place the CRUXITE DOWEL on the TOTEM LATHE. Then run to the attic and look for sis's old chemistry set and some bug-killing spray.
You take one PREPUNCHED CARD, some CRUXITE, let it boil for a few seconds in the TOTEM LATHE, and voilą, you have cooked up a TOTEM!

[1] You spend some time looking for that stuff, until you remember that you don't even have an attic.
You wonder how you could've forgotten this little detail.

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Mick:
Quote from: Ottofar on July 13, 2011, 06:12:29 am
>Mick: Reconnect, while repeatedly pummeling the computer.
[5] Apparently violence is the solution to everything since your connection is now faster than ever.
You take a mental note of that fact and check what AG's doing.
... oh my.
Matt:
Quote from: Strife26 on July 13, 2011, 11:48:00 am
>INVENTORY the entire BOOKCASE with BOOKS INCLUDED.
You pick up the book you just jettisoned, and CAPTCHALOGUE it using the BOOKCASE SYLLADEX.
You then CAPTCHALOGUE the BOOKCASE (5).
[2] Your other book then promptly demonstrates its contents by wrecking the TV screen.
Physics. They fucking work!
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 31: Book>Television
« Reply #536 on: July 13, 2011, 04:49:03 pm »
Crap I was hoping for a bandsaw or sword-to-use-as-an-impromptu-carpenters-tool. Need to drop the ceiling on it!

Welp, that idea's out.

Dash around colossus and find Tor-Sprite.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2011, 06:38:13 pm by dermonster »
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 31: Book>Television
« Reply #537 on: July 13, 2011, 04:51:47 pm »
>Take TOTEM to ALCHEMITER. Use ALCHEMITER. While waiting for that to develop, check the back of all my inventory cards and write down their codes.
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 31: Book>Television
« Reply #538 on: July 13, 2011, 05:15:52 pm »
Oh geez, derm, you're in for it now.

And Riccto, you very well may be the first one in!
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Re: Roll to Strife! Turn 31: Book>Television
« Reply #539 on: July 13, 2011, 05:18:40 pm »
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!

If this doesn't work, I have a retarded back up plan involving the kernalsprite.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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