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[Darvi]

[1] Computer says noooooo.

x3

[Ottofar]

Yeahh

[Dermonster]

Hurry to the carving thing! Sculpt some totems!

[Darvi]

Wait, Riccto  mentioned he wouldn't be around. I guess I'll auto him. Updoot whenever.

[ExKirby]

Wierd time schitt states that now is whenever. And according to my timeline, Ricc will have to do a backflip over a meter long sandvich to recieve the golden spleen that he will need to alchemise with the letter J to create a flying muffin holder.

This may or may not be made up.

[Darvi]

Actually I won't do the update until tomorrow :V

[Darvi]

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE SUCKERS!

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

...Cut away the floor around the alchemiter and totem lathe. Send them dropping down to his level.

You think that that's a pretty stupid idea, as you don't want to accidentally squash AC.

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>OH GOG WUT IZ THAT

Or in other words, turn around and see what's up.

You turn around...

very...

slowly...

and...

dramatically...

Well actually that was all just in your head, as the actual rotation took less than a second.
You look into the direction where you heard the noise coming from and see...
A robot.
A real, humanoid, life sized ROBOT.
For some reason, you absolutely fail to be amazed by this tweest.
It also seems to be malfunctionning, as it instantly collapses on the spot.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

>Look around for other stuff to work with!

[4] You walk around the house, and find another strange apparatus.
This time it seems to be some sort of platform in your recreational room.

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick: Attempt to reconnect again.

[1] Computer says noooo.
Fuckin' Little Britain.

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

Hurry to the carving thing! Sculpt some totems!

You put the DOWEL into the lathe and the PUNCHCARD into the slot.
The TOTEM LATHE rapidly reshapes the totem.
Those are some sexy curves, you think.

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

===>

[2]You phase out for a few seconds.
What were you trying to do again?

[Dermonster]

Find the large platform thing. Put carved dowel on the stand.

[choobakka]

>Pick up the robot and chuck it into the seizure kernel or whatever. There's no way that's Richard's sis, right? Right. There is no possible way this could go wrong.

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Leave. Go back to my room.

[Strife26]

>Search Recreation Room for anything interesting.

[ExKirby]

>Enrique: Do a backflip over a meter long sandvich to obtain the golden spleen. Promptly alchemise it with the letter J to create a flying muffin holder.

[Strife26]

>After finding something interesting, inventory something seemingly useless.

[Darvi]

Did Otto mention something about him being absent? I can't remember.

[Riccto]

>Enrique: Do a backflip over a meter long sandvich to obtain the golden spleen. Promptly alchemise it with the letter J to create a flying muffin holder.

wat.