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[FuzzyZergling]

Although, I wonder why Jaspersprite and Becsprite were already fully ghost-like while mannequinsprite and seppucrowsprite only became like that after entering.

Jaspersprite was prototyped twice before entry, and Bec can do whatever the hell he wants because he's the Gogdamn doggie Jesus.
Or it's a plot hole, both could be true.

[Ottofar]

>Mick: Panic. Then find a replacement cord. Quickly.

[Strife26]

>REINSERT the PUNCH-CARD and OBSERVE the TOTEM LATHE. WONDER what the HELL a TOTEM LATHE is.

[Darvi]

Aaaaand that's all of you guys right?

[Dermonster]

Fairly certain, yes.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>RAWR! Rip the toilet out and drop it on the cruxtruder!

[4] Bam!
The lid pops off and an Orange epicicloid comes out of the CRUXTRUDER.

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

> Get one of my many empty flash drives, move a copy of Iji onto it, and drop into the glowy thing.

[5] Within seconds, you have the game on the drive and throw it into the glowy thing.
It then turns into the head of a Komato.

4:13

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>Send Enrique link to my blog so he can read up on everything I know about the game so far.

You never really posted anything into a blog, so you just send him the link to gamefaqs.

>Observe Enrique's behavior and grab something heavy. Chuck it at any enemies that may try to sneak up on him.

You... what's that noise?
You turn around only to see that your CRUXTRUDER has been opened, the timer is running, and your toilet is ruined.

7:16

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

>Ignore the floaty red piss man, and walk over to the computer to read the blog and pester AC

[1] You fail to ignore the piss man.
Even though he (it?) says nothing, you keep getting annoyed by his(its?) rambling.

5:45

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick: Panic. Then find a replacement cord. Quickly.

[4] You panic for a while, but then you remember that you still have a backup cable.
You fetch it and reboot the computer.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

>REINSERT the PUNCH-CARD and OBSERVE the TOTEM LATHE. WONDER what the HELL a TOTEM LATHE is.

You put the PUNCH CARD back into the slot.
The TOTEM LATHE then starts moving a bit again, but nothing more happens.
[2] You fail to realize that a TOTEM LATHE is a lathe that somehow works with totems.

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

I rolled a D8 for derm's second roll.
The results were as followed:

• Tor
• Iosa
• Asha
• Krotera
• Vateilika
• Yukabacera
• Iji
• Ansaksie

In order of helpfulness.
Ansaksie is the Overshot roll because she'd... you know.

Guess what I rolled.

[choobakka]

You linked to tvtropes. You jerk. Now I won't do anything for the next 20 minutes.
>Experiment with building things. Extend Richard's room out slightly.
Also, either a 1 or an 8. Is what you rolled.

[Dermonster]

Yay! Wanton Destruction!

--> Turn the crank, grab a few of the CRUXITE DOWELS and find the Prepunched card.

[Riccto]

>Screw the Blog! There is a Crank that needs cranking! Outa my way Pissman!

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Look at the toilet and shrug. Then run over to the CRUXTRUDER and take the CRUXITE DOWEL. Look for the PRE-PUNCHED CARD and PUNCH DESIGNIX as well, I'll need all of those. All of them.

[choobakka]

I'm sorry, Serious, but you are about to get a Toiletsprite. Imagine what it'll do to the imps... And the rulers 

[SeriousConcentrate]

Would that work, though? I don't remember how all the prototypings occurred but I'm pretty sure in each instance it was the client player who did the job, and none of them were completely inanimate objects; they all represented some living thing, whether it was a jester or a dead cat.

Also the spinny orange thing might be the Cruxite Dowel I'm trying to grab, in which case, I need to dodge. >.>

[choobakka]

Actually, wasn't... Hold on... Oh, yeah. Never mind. Changin' my action...

[Darvi]

A server player can prototype, as shown by seppucrow.

And a toilet could work, possibly. Like that one scene in Family Guy with the talking toilet :V

not that'd I'd recommend it.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Yeah, let's not go the toilet route. >.> Anyway, I have an idea that doesn't involve my Chef Boyardee knock-off for prototyping that might be funny. I don't know. It depends on if you think prototyping a viking is humorous.