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[Darvi]

Preparing turn once my sleepiness has worn off...

[Darvi]

Aaand preparing turn...

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>50,000 WORDS LOST. Proceed to do an ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE out of the computer chair, cry MANLY TEARS, and FLIP THE FUCK OUT.

[3]You fail to do a PIROUETTE, but start FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT nonetheless.
Wow, Mick's FLIP-OUT sure gets around doesn't it?

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>Restart my computer and Captchalogue the beautiful SPACE WARS FANART.

[1]Unfortunately your COMPUTER is hopelessly broken.
[4]At least you manage to CAPTCHALOGUE the FANART without any problems. Yay?

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

--> Connect to HF and look through the User Interface.

There is no user named HF, and even if there were, they'd have to install the SBURB CLIENT first.

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

> Jumping Jacks until it downloads.

[6]You start jumping, but at that exact moment you hear the COMPUTER confirming that your DOWNLOAD had finished.
[1]The distraction proves to be enough for you to crash into the jack with your... vulnerables.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

-> That makes SENSE. Find PORTABLE GAMING SYSTEM and CAPTOLOUGE IT.

(11+12+9+7+26+25+15+22+20+26+14+18+13+20+8+2+8+7+22+14=299, 299%10=⑨)

Your HASH MODUS CAPTCHALOGUES the PORTABLE GAMING SYSTEM into the ⑨ slot.

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick:Dream

[3]You start dreaming, but you don't really grasp any of it.
In any case, there is no lucidity to your dream.
What, were you expecting something else?

I'll go listening to that song now. While the original still gives me nightmares with its heartbeats, this particular rearrange is really nice.

[Dermonster]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

--> Install client and server


Also: Where are character status's?

[choobakka]

>Flip the fuck out

[Darvi]

I never posted any Statuses, since this game doesn't really rely on stats and stuff.

But I guess now that you guys have inventories and whatnot I should probably start doing that anyway.

And the health freak still doesn't have the BETA installed, so you still can't connect to him.
Actually you can't do it either way because you don't have the SERVER installed either.

Spoiler: Anyway, Status: (click to show/hide)

Name: Richard Frost
Chumhandle: analyzingCulinarian
Status: Crying D;
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Garden Hoes(3x), Cake(4x), Set of Kitchen Knives(FH), Letter(s)
Strife Deck: DIY Flamethrower


Name: Mick Morris
Chumhandle: loosePerfectionist
Status: Sleeping
Location: Bedroom
Inventory:
Strife Deck: Violin

Name: Stephen Hanway
Chumhandle: loneWookiee
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Laser Pointer, Henry Landrunner Collage
Strife Deck: Carolina Jones Replica Whip

DM
Name: Derek Coonan
Chumhabdle: autisticGamer
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: World of Warcraft, Gang Garrison 2, MP3 PLayer
Strife Deck: Staff of the Dadhearst


Name: Enrique Alonso
Chumhandle: beatboxRunabout
Status: AGONY
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: SBURB Ad, Hiking Poles
Strife Deck: Timbertown Boots, Inverse Sneakers


Name: Matthew Namesake
Chumhandle: Strife26
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory:Portable Gaming System (⑨)
Strife Deck: RTS 26 Pistols

[choobakka]

I also have a laser pointer.

[Darvi]

Aight.

[Ottofar]

>Mick: Wake Up

[Riccto]

>GET OVER IT. YOU HAVE VIDEO GAMES TO PLAY.

[Strife26]

-> Realize that I've been IGNORING SAM. APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY for my rudeness. Re-engage in CONVERSATION with SAM.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Don't forget that my strife specibus also has a fire extinguisher in it. This is important for reasons that will become obvious as soon as I get a chance to start combining items. :3

>Stop flipping out since it wasn't that important anyway. I can just write another one later. CHECK DOWNLOAD, then look around for my OVEN MITTS. CAPTCHALOGUE them.

[Darvi]

Preparing turn...

[Dermonster]

*See's prepare turn post, gets a bit annoyed again*

*scrolls up a bit, see's darvi's edit*

*Edits action in blind panic*

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

>Connect to the Health freak.

The GM was an IDIOT and assigned you to a player who already had a server player.
So instead you try to connect to Strife... who also hasn't installed the CLIENT yet.

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>Flip the fuck out

[4]Hey, the other guys had so much fun with Mick's FLIP-OUT!
You decide to also FLIP THE FUCK OUT!

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick: Wake Up

[2]Nah... just a few more minutes...
Zzz...

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

>GET OVER IT. YOU HAVE VIDEO GAMES TO PLAY.

[5]You calm yourself down and figure that it's no big deal anyway.
The jack didn't explode after all, so any damage done was just imaginary.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

-> Realize that I've been IGNORING SAM. APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY for my rudeness. Re-engage in CONVERSATION with SAM.

You APOLOGIZE to SAM for keeping him waiting.
He says its okay.
You tell him what you were planning to do today.
He tells you that the weather's terrible right now and that you should wait until tomorrow.
Well if you need him, you know where to find him.
He leaves.

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>Stop flipping out since it wasn't that important anyway. I can just write another one later. CHECK DOWNLOAD, then look around for my OVEN MITTS. CAPTCHALOGUE them.

[3]You try to stop FLIPPING OUT, but you just can't stop sobbing.
That was the greatest thing you were working on ever!
You regain just enough of your composure to check your download.
Oh hey, it's done!
You also look for your OVEN MITTS.
[5]They are of exceptional quality and are said to withstand temperatures of up to 400 °!
Although you aren't sure if it's meant to be Celsius or Fahrenheit...
(11111)You rolled a Yahtzee! A fitting card for your legendary MITTS!

Spoiler: Status: (click to show/hide)

Name: Richard Frost
Chumhandle: analyzingCulinarian
Status: Crying D;
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Garden Hoes(3x), Cake(4x), Set of Kitchen Knives(FH), Letter(s), OVEN MITTS (Y)
Strife Deck: Fire Extinguisher, DIY Flamethrower


Name: Mick Morris
Chumhandle: loosePerfectionist
Status: Sleeping
Location: Bedroom
Inventory:
Strife Deck: Violin

Name: Stephen Hanway
Chumhandle: loneWookiee
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Laser Pointer, Henry Landrunner Collage
Strife Deck: Carolina Jones Replica Whip

DM
Name: Derek Coonan
Chumhabdle: autisticGamer
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: World of Warcraft, Gang Garrison 2, MP3 PLayer
Strife Deck: Staff of the Dadhearst


Name: Enrique Alonso
Chumhandle: beatboxRunabout
Status: AGONY
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: SBURB Ad, Hiking Poles
Strife Deck: Timbertown Boots, Inverse Sneakers


Name: Matthew Namesake
Chumhandle: Strife26
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory:Portable Gaming System (⑨)
Strife Deck: RTS 26 Pistols