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[Ottofar]

>Mick: Go to your ROOM. Boot your PC. Access GAMEFAQ WALKTHROUGHS, on how to continue.

[Darvi]

Preparing turn...

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

--> Equip staff to strife specibi. Thank dad and leaf through magazine. Head back upstairs.

You allocate your STAFF OF THE DADHEARST to your STRIFE DECK.
Your DADHEARST congratulates you for levelling up, but that it's no reason to slack off.
Tomorrow's a school day, after all.
You wish he'd be less strict about that kind of stuff.
You ABSCOND to your room and read the magazine.
[2]Eh, just the same old PREVIEWS and CHEAT CODES.
You swear, the quality of this magazine has been in the dumps lately!

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

>Read the Ad,Captchalogue it, head back upstairs to bedroom to attempt to Pirate it.

You read the AD. [5]It advertises a brand new GAME called SBURB, and a very realistic and in-depth experience this GAME seems to provide.
And apparently you have been chosen for the CLOSED BETA! Lucky you!
[autofail]You head up to your room, and instead of pirating it, you enter the code that was written on the ad.
Apparently it's a multiplayer game, so you need some other PLAYERS.
The code seems to be valid for six registrations, so you can have up to half a dozen friends play with you as each others' SERVER and CLIENT PLAYERS.

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>I need that hairspray, so: Do the dumb thing, and raid sister's bathroom for it.

Even though you don't know what's inside, you desperately need that hairspray.
For the first time in your life, you enter your SIS' BATHROOM.
It's a dusty, decrepit room. Almost as if it hasn't been used for ages.
[6]You find a can of HAIRSPRAY.
You check if it's still full, and accidentally spray yourself in the eyes. THE PAIN!
[4]You quickly open the water tap and wash your face. Phew!

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>In true adventurer style, sneak through the air ducts and swipe my uncle's laptop.

[3]You look around for AIR DUCTS, but then you remember that your house doesn't have any.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

-> Freak out over the WEBCOMIC SERVER being hit by the METEORITE. Go to NASA FORUMS and COMPLAIN.

[4]You sense a stray FLIPOUT coming towards you. You embrace it and FLIP THE FUCK OUT.
[2]You try to log into the NASA forums, but their server is being overloaded with requests.
It seems like you're not the only one complaining about METEORITES crashing into the Earth.

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick: Go to your ROOM. Boot your PC. Access GAMEFAQ WALKTHROUGHS, on how to continue.

[2]You go to GAMEFAQS, but it seems like nobody else knows how to defeat a NINJA-GRANDMA.
Pity. [4]However you do see a link to the NINJA-PORT. Out of curiosity, you click it.
On the page you find a TORRENT for a leaked version of a GAME called SBURB.

[choobakka]

>Go back to room and write turn for Roll to Avoid game on Lake6 forums.

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Cry manly tears to get the hairspray out of my eyes, then captchalogue it. Combine LIGHTER, DUCT TAPE, and HAIRSPRAY in inventory to form HOMEMADE FLAMETHROWER and allocate that to my Strife Specibus as well. Then go outside and captchalogue the garden hose.

[Darvi]

If you're curious, Matt's newly found FLIPOUT used to be Mick's

[Dermonster]

--> Go do a couple daily quests in World of Warcraft, a few levels in 256 Bit Theater (Black-Mage Special Addition), and a few complete anihilations of people in Gang Garrison 2. Captchalogue each disk in turn.
 
(The first one is one of those things that I really hope isnt gone or remade.)

[Darvi]

(The first one is one of those things that I really hope isnt gone or remade.)

Well...

[Ottofar]

>Mick: Download

[Strife26]

-> RAGE!

[Riccto]

>Pester AC
BR: HEY AC I...JUST CHECKED MY...MAIL AND I...GOT A BETA CODE...FOR THAT ONE...GAME CALLED SBURB...I HAVE SIX...CODES ARE YOU...INTERESTED?

[Darvi]

Preparing turn... will take longer than usual due to shenanigans.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>Go back to room and write turn for Roll to Avoid game on Lake6 forums.

You go online and check on the LAKE6 forums.
[6]You read the "ROLL TO ROLL TO AVOID" thread. Your character is currently trapped in a room full of explosives.
The obviously stupid thing to do is to set the room on fire, which you tell him to do.
You don't expect him to survive, but hey, "Losing is entertaining", right?
Then you update your turn in the "ROLL TO STRIFE" thread,
[4]but resist the urge to have your character check the "ROLL TO ROLL TO EVADE" subforum on the SHORE7 forums, which would create infinitely recursive realities.

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>Cry manly tears to get the hairspray out of my eyes, then captchalogue it. Combine LIGHTER, DUCT TAPE, and HAIRSPRAY in inventory to form HOMEMADE FLAMETHROWER and allocate that to my Strife Specibus as well. Then go outside and captchalogue the garden hose.

[4]You shed a single manly tear to remove the last bit of HAIRSPRAY out of your eyes.
[4]Instead of captchaloguing the HAIRSPRAY, you take out your DUCT TAPE and LIGHTER.
You combine them into a DIY PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, which you assign to your STRIFE DECK.
[3]You go out to captchalogue the GARDEN HOES (2,2,2,5,6) as Three-of-a-Kind.

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

--> Go do a couple daily quests in World of Warcraft, a few levels in 256 Bit Theater (Black-Mage Special Addition), and a few complete anihilations of people in Gang Garrison 2. Captchalogue each disk in turn.

WoW obviously didn't get renamed, as it is a multiversal constant.
[5]You play all three games simultaneously. Oh yes, you're awesome!
[4]You farm a bunch of gold in WoW.
[1]You try to play 256 theatre, but right now there's only a bunch of CUTSCENES, since your character is dead, on fire, and a hat at the moment.
[6]You go on a killing spree in GANG GARRISON 2. You're so good at it, that somebody reports you as a cheater and your account gets blocked. Fuck.
[6]You captchalogue all of your disks simultaneously.
Suddenly your vision gets all blurry again and you're confronted with three imps.
[5]You don't want to waste any more turns STRIFEing, so you instantly ANNIHILATE the imps with a few well placed hits with your staff.
You suddenly feel a lot more awesome.

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick: Download

[5]You begin downloading the SBURB BETA, while listening to some awesome music in the background.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

-> RAGE!

[5]

It seems like your raging caused quite some noise,
as your good pal SAM enters the room asking what the commotion's about.

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

>Catchapalogue Hiking poles. Finally. Stretch and do my drills

You captchalogue your HIKING POLES and start training.
[4]This time you actually remember to do the stretching, and feel a good deal stronger afterwards.
If this was a game, you'd feel your MUSCULARITY stat going up.

I decided that Derek's captchaloguing battles should be handled as regular actions since we wouldn't want to waste too much time with STRIFE any and every time he picks something up, now do we?

Also, I think this game now has more recursion than RtRtD, despite Stephen's efforts to resist causing any.

[Riccto]

>Work with Dumbells. When done. Catchapalogue them.

[choobakka]

>Go down and get MAIL from UNCLE. Swipe LASER POINTER from his desk if there's one there. *evil grin*