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[Dermonster]

I'm going with Derse.

Its good for my plans.

[Riccto]

My Elephant dung paper is clean Dammit! That's just what THE [REDACTED] is trying to convince you of! *Shifty*
Derse I would guess

[Darvi]

It is indeed the Land of ___ and ___ thing that I meant.

Also, the Hero of Time is naturally on Derse, just as the hero of Space is on Prospit.

I'm going with Derse.

Its good for my plans.

I'm curious. PM me those so that I don't foil them with my plot(ting).
I.E. PM me them so that I know exactly how to foil them >:3

[Strife26]

Gasp, what is wrong with the internets?

->Sharply intake breath, then attempt to figure out why the WEBCOMIC isn't responding on my LAPTOP. See if INTERNET is broken or not.

[Dermonster]

Letter

     Hey, man. Thanks for helping me out with that one boss in Density Cause Online. For a beginner you're really good with the Cain. I chose Renegade as the Post-boss morality choice as usual. Anyway, you said that next week was your birthday, so I thought I might get you something for helping me out. I don't know if you'd like it but it's okay if you don't i mean i dont want to offend or anything I'm rambling. Anyway, theres this new game that came out and I will have a copy, and it's apparently multiplayer so if, you know, you want me to come save your ass from whatever unless you dont and im being stupid.

Anyway, this guy is Cumulous Affray, from First Fabrication 7. he's one of the most iconic heroes so you better pay him some respect. Hope you like it. unless you dont. I wouldn't blame you. nobody ever does.

Have a happy birthday, man!

Cheers, Derek.

[Darvi]

Note to self so I don't forget to update again: only chooie and Otto have yet to send in their actions.

[choobakka]

>Damn. Can't get the mail... Fake sounds of a pitched battle, then knock on the door of the study, holding the mask. Claim I vanquished the alien.

[Ottofar]

>Mick:Promptly flip the fuck out.

[Darvi]

Preparing Turn...

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

--> AGGRIEVE WITH GUSTO!

Derek: -1 for still fighting unarmed
Dadhearst: +2 for being your guardian and wielding an overpowered weapon
(6-1 vs 3+2)

You try to punch your Dadhearst, but he parries your attack.
It's dangerous to go alone You shouldn't try to go out unarmed he says.
Here, take this. Did you want to check the MAIL? He's was about to do that now.
So uh, he apparently didn't want to STRIFE at all.
He comes back in and hands you your GAMEWORLD MAGAZINE.
That was apparently the only thing that was addressed to you.

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>Captchalogue the letter for now. Go downstairs and look for, in no particular order, a recipe book, yesterday's mail, a fresh towel, a lighter, a MP3 player, hairspray, and heavy duty tape.

(35214) You captchalogue the letter as a small straight.
[3][3][2][4][5][2][4]You manage to find a LIGHTER and the DUCT TAPE.
Your MP3 PLAYER is by your computer, completely charged and full of win.
Unfortunately your TOWELS are all in the laundry and there's no HAIRSPRAY around.
You're a bad hitch-hiker man!
And while you have a RECICPE BOOK, you only got it last week and haven't actually written anything in it yet.

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

>Get that gosh darned mail. Admire yard.

You check your mail [5] and find an AD for a new GAME that's in closed BETA.
You've heard about that GAME. There has been some leaks and now there's pirated copies all over the INTERNET.
You take some minutes to admire your surroundings.
Your yard is something special, because it's greener than the other side.
And the MOUNTAINS around you are also particularly beautiful today.
You consider climbing them latter this day.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

->Sharply intake breath, then attempt to figure out why the WEBCOMIC isn't responding on my LAPTOP. See if INTERNET is broken or not.

[5]Nope, your INTERNET's just fine.
You check the news, and find out that the server where the WEBCOMIC got hosted got hit by a METEORITE.
You take a minute to pay some respect.
Or you're just so damn shocked THAT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO READ THE COMIC AGAIN!!!
Shit.

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>Damn. Can't get the mail... Fake sounds of a pitched battle, then knock on the door of the study, holding the mask. Claim I vanquished the alien.

[5]You pretend to AGGRESS the ALIEN INVADER.
You make such a noise that your UNCLE opens the dorr so check what the fuck's going on.
[4]He doesn't believe you that you killed the EXTRATERRESTRIAL, but notices that it was you all along.
Heh, nice show. Sorry, but no mail here.
He closes the door, mumbling something about a GAME that he pirated lately.

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick:Promptly flip the fuck out.

[1]You fail to FLIP THE FRICKITY FRICK OUT.
That's what happens if you get deprived of COOKIES for too long.

[Dermonster]

>.>

--> Equip staff to strife specibi. Thank dad and leaf through magazine. Head back upstairs.

I completely forgot why I didn't so that in the first place.

[Riccto]

>Read the Ad,Captchalogue it, head back upstairs to bedroom to attempt to Pirate it.

[SeriousConcentrate]

>I need that hairspray, so: Do the dumb thing, and raid sister's bathroom for it.

[choobakka]

>In true adventurer style, sneak through the air ducts and swipe my uncle's laptop.

[Strife26]

-> Freak out over the WEBCOMIC SERVER being hit by the METEORITE. Go to NASA FORUMS and COMPLAIN.