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[SeriousConcentrate]

>Grab the PAM-equivalent cooking spray and allocate it to my Strife Specibus. Then check the mail on the bed for my package.

[Darvi]

Herpderp just noticed that everybody already posted.

Preparing turn...

[Dermonster]

When you do that I don't get notices when the turn actually shows up. Editing them in, I mean.

[choobakka]

Land of Sky and Rock (LOSAR) is pretty punny.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

--> Sneak to the kitchen. Must retrieve Hearty breakfast of Toast! Also, possibly a new issue of Generic Gaming Magazine in the mail!
 

You head into the kitchen and retrieve your BREAKFAST.
[4]bBut instead of captchaloguing it, you decide not to waste time with combat and eat it at the spot.
Ahhh, tasty nutrients!
If this was some kind of real game, you'd be pretty sure your verve stat would have increased.
[2]You try to head outside, but the front door is locked, and there's no key around.
Only ONE PERSON can be behind this...

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

==> Glare at computer and take ALIEN DISGUISE off of hook. Wear it.
 

You put on the mask.
[5]Latex perfection! This is guaranteed to fool everybody! Hah!
You giggle as you imagine yourself scaring your UNCLE wearing this.
[3]You stare at the screen until your eyes hurt.
It looks like the new DEMO will be finished with downloading soon.
Maybe you should ask a friend to play it with you?

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick: ABJURE!
 

Mick: ±0
Grandma: +1
(6vs.4+1)

Your grandma strikes you with her ROLLING PIN, but you quickly AUDIOPARRY .
You launch a counterattack in A#, perfectly comboing one hit after another.
Unfortunately, she's too used to your shenanigans to be fazed too much.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

->Remind self to remember in the future.
 

[2]You immediately forget afterwards.
[5]You decide to check the damage done.
It seems like only a corner of the package has been grazed, and the contents are totally fine.
You open the package, and find a FIGURINE of a main character of a 90's video game main character.
Everybody complains about how mopey he is, but you like him, despite his RIDICULOUSLY HUGE SWORD.
There's also a LETTER from your best buddy DEREK.
You start reading the LETTER.

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

>Enrique> Retrive Timbertown from Shoekind Specibus, AGRESS
 

Enrique:±0
Father: +1
(5 vs 3+1)

You equip your TIMBERTOWNS and start an AERIAL KICKING MANEUVRE.
Your father blocks with his ABS, and they seem to negate most of the damage.
Keep them coming, boy!

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>Grab the PAM-equivalent cooking spray and allocate it to my Strife Specibus. Then check the mail on the bed for my package.
 

You allocate the BAM COOKING SPRAY to your Strife Specibus.
[5]You indeed have a package in your mail.
You open it to find a SET OF KITCHEN KNIVES.
There's also a LETTER from your pal beatboxRunabout.

Derm and Riccto now get to right a letter :3

Land of Sky and Rock (LOSAR) is pretty punny.

You don't get a pun. You get a lousy old reference.

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Captchalogue the set of kitchen knives and read the letter.

[choobakka]

...Why did it have to be snakes?  Land of Snakes and ___... Or ___and Snakes...

>Sneak down to STUDY to see if UNCLE got the MAIL. While wearing the AWESOME MASK.

[Ottofar]

>ABSCOND

[Dermonster]

Derm and Riccto now get to right a letter :3

*Just woke up*
What? Kinda fuzzy. Can't remember. *Shrug*

--> TURN AROUND.

[Riccto]

Ugh. Write a letter about what :l
In other news
>Switch to Inverse Sneakers to keep up the Mid-air Agress!

[Strife26]

->While reading letter, reflect on GAME CHARACTER getting over his mopeyness in the actual game and becoming normal. Curse sequels to game for RUINING SPIKEY HAIRED GAME CHARACTER. Place GAME CHARACTER on SHELF near CRAPPY LAPTOP. Go on INTERNET to find WEBCOMIC pertaining to POOR USE OF METAPHOR IN COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING. Realize that I haven't been paying attention to LETTER. Reread LETTER

[Darvi]

Ugh. Write a letter about what :l

A birthday letter, that's what!

[Dermonster]

Oh.

OH.

Oh fuck.

Welp, I apparently actually am kinda close to you guys. This makes the plans I was planning kinda awkward.

Do I write it here or do I PM it to you?

[Darvi]

You only know strife, just like AC knows BR. Doesn't mean you don't know the others, though. Up to you I guess.

And yeah, you can post it here.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>Captchalogue the set of kitchen knives and read the letter.

(55533) You captchalogue your knives as a full house.
Then you fail to read the letter, which is in a state of quantum uncertainity, and remains so until it actually gets written.

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>Sneak down to STUDY to see if UNCLE got the MAIL. While wearing the AWESOME MASK.

[6]You sneak up on your uncle and scare him half to death.
Believing you're an ALIEN out to get him, he derivates your POLYNOMIAL ARSE out of the room.
[3]He then locks the room from the inside.

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>ABSCOND

[4]In a hurry, you ABSCOND out of the Kitchen.
You are now in the FRONT HALL, cookieless.

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

--> TURN AROUND.

You slowly turn around, 90° at a time.
[2]Your DADHEARST is standing there, KEYS in one hand, and WOODEN KATANA in the other.
Well fuck.
And it looks like he's ready to STRIFE too.
And you still don't have your mp3 player with you for the right ambience. Damn!

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

>Switch to Inverse Sneakers to keep up the Mid-air Agress!

Using the awesome ability of your STRIFE PORTFOLIO to instantly equip weapons, you instantly put on your OTHER PAIR OF SHOES.

(6 vs.2+1)

You ASSAULT your DAD with an ACROBATIC SWALLOW KICK.
Well done son. You're doing very well. I'm proud of you.
He then leaves.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

->While reading letter, reflect on GAME CHARACTER getting over his mopeyness in the actual game and becoming normal. Curse sequels to game for RUINING SPIKEY HAIRED GAME CHARACTER. Place GAME CHARACTER on SHELF near CRAPPY LAPTOP. Go on INTERNET to find WEBCOMIC pertaining to POOR USE OF METAPHOR IN COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING. Realize that I haven't been paying attention to LETTER. Reread LETTER

You cannot read the LETTER as it's also in a state of quantum uncertainty.
It's just something that happens sometimes.
You put the LETTER away, and place your newly acquired FIGURINE on the SHELF.
You complain about how your favorite VIDEO GAME SERIES got RUINED FOREVER!
[2]You try to read the WEBCOMIC, but it appears the site is currently offline.