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[Blade Master Model 42]

I'd like to get on the wait list. Never done an rtd before.

[Darvi]

I think I'll update now pyon. And prod Riccto too pyon.

Wait what the fuck his post wasn't even there a few moments ago!

[Darvi]

Derek:

Run upstairs and throw the book into the sprite.

[3] Despite trying not to, you somehow manage to fall flat on your face anyway.
Luckily, the book flies out of your arms in exactly the right angle to hit the KERNELSPRITE.

The sprite suddenly begins another short transformation.
It now looks like the ghost of a dead Komato.

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

Torsprite: You seemed to have toppled.
Torsprite: Are you sorted out or are you offended?

Richard:

>Put out the gorram candles. Break the things if necessary, and don't stop until every single one of them is out.

[6] In your frustration, you throw the cake at the fire as hard as you can.
It seems like the fire has weakened the infrastructure of your floor, because it starts crubling upon impact, burrying the cake beneath the rubble.
At least that took care of the fire.

You then feel...
You don't know what that feeling is, but if Stephen was still alive he'd have described it as a disturbance in the FORCE.

Arnold:

>Arnold: Wait, there was that demo. The filesize didn't seem too huge, and you have the internet connection of royalty. Download that too.

[5] Oh yeah, that new SBURB game!
You quickly download it, complete with Gristorrent and stuff.

Matt:

>CAPTCHALOGUE the COIN, then LOOK AFTER my FRIENDS.

You captchalogue the COIN (7) and check PESTERCHUM.
Derek is still online, but he hasn't talked for a while.
You wonder why he'd leave without logging off?

Mick:

>Mick: Inspect downstairs.

[4] You check the floor you're on.
Your GRANDMA is nowhere to be seen.
But then again, that means nothing.
But still, nobody seems to be in the kitchen...

Enrique:

>Inspect around the house!

[5]The house seems to be alright.
However, you notice footsteps leading away from your front door in the mud.
Either your dad has decided to do some jogging or somebody stole his shoes and left.

Grizzlysprite is still following you around.
Creep.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Richard Frost
Chumhandle: analyzingCulinarian
Status: Normal
Location:
Inventory: Megadowser (C),  Garden Hoes(3x), Cake(4x), Set of Kitchen Knives(FH), Letter(s), Half-Light(S), OVEN MITTS (Y)
Strife Deck: Fire Extinguisher, DIY Flamethrower


Name: Mick Morris
Chumhandle: loosePerfectionist
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Computer
Strife Deck: Violin


Name: Derek Coonan
Chumhabdle: autisticGamer
Status: Your face...
Location:
Inventory: World of Warcraft, Gang Garrison 2, MP3 PLayer, 256 bit theatre, Granola bar
Strife Deck: Staff of the Dadhearst


Name: Enrique Alonso
Chumhandle: beatboxRunabout
Status: Normal
Location:
Inventory: SBURB Ad, Hiking Poles
Strife Deck: Timbertown Boots, Inverse Sneakers


Name: Matthew Namesake
Chumhandle: Strife26
Status: Normal
Location: Outside the front door
Inventory: Present (2), Physics Book(5), Coin(7) Portable Gaming System (⑨), Shades (equipped)
Strife Deck: RTS 26 Pistols

Name: Arnoln Mathhews
Chumhandle: bottleOpener
Status: Slightly sleepy
Location: Bedroom
Inventory:
Strife Deck: Toy Machete

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Dig out the cake and inspect it for any changes.

[TherosPherae]

>Arnold: Open that game while waiting for Gang Garrison 2 to finish downloading. Also add more random people on Pesterchum.

[Riccto]

>Ask Grizzlysprite to stop following me!...Respectfully

[Ottofar]

>Mick: Loot Kitchen.

[Dermonster]

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

Torsprite: You seemed to have toppled.
Torsprite: Are you sorted out or are you offended?

Ag: Ouch. Oh, uh, I'm fine!
Ag: So... you're General Tor, right?

[Strife26]

> TYPE DEREK repeatedly into the COMPUTER. Maybe his PESTERCUM is set to NOTIFY ON CALLOUT. 

[Darvi]

Iiiiiiiii'll continue a bit with the spritelog before upating.

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

TORSPRITE: You seemed to have toppled.
TOSPRITE: Are you sorted out or are you offended?
DEREK: Ouch. Oh, uh, I'm fine!
DEREK: So... you're General Tor, right?
TORSPRITE: Very keen of you.
TORSPRITE: But naturally you'd know that, now you are the one to give me form.

[Dermonster]

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

TORSPRITE: You seemed to have toppled.
TOSPRITE: Are you sorted out or are you offended?
DEREK: Ouch. Oh, uh, I'm fine!
DEREK: So... you're General Tor, right?
TORSPRITE: Very keen of you.
TORSPRITE: But naturally you'd know that, now you are the one to give me form.
Ag: Heh, thanks!
Ag: You were pretty awesome in the game too! never could beat you on full charge ultimortal.
Ag: Though I did get to sector Y once.
Ag: Also I know it was just a thing, but thanks for sparing earth, and all. They did manage to survive!

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

TORSPRITE: You seemed to have toppled.
TOSPRITE: Are you sorted out or are you offended?
DEREK: Ouch. Oh, uh, I'm fine!
DEREK: So... you're General Tor, right?
TORSPRITE: Very keen of you.
TORSPRITE: But naturally you'd know that, now you are the one to give me form.
DEREK: Heh, thanks!
DEREK: You were pretty awesome in the game too! never could beat you on full charge ultimortal.
DEREK: Though I did get to sector Y once.
DEREK: Also I know it was just a thing, but thanks for sparing earth, and all. They did manage to survive!
TORSPRITE: Well it's not like I had the decision.
TORSPRITE: Neither in attacking your planet nor in being killed.
TORSPRITE: That which you represent was not an opportunity, and had to be achieved by the Human Anomaly.

Eheheh, the Engrish is so much fun.

[Blade Master Model 42]

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?37333-PESTERCHUM-3.14.1-New-Pesterchum-(4-13-UPDATE-pg28)

I'll just leave this here...

[Dermonster]

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

TORSPRITE: You seemed to have toppled.
TOSPRITE: Are you sorted out or are you offended?
DEREK: Ouch. Oh, uh, I'm fine!
DEREK: So... you're General Tor, right?
TORSPRITE: Very keen of you.
TORSPRITE: But naturally you'd know that, now you are the one to give me form.
DEREK: Heh, thanks!
DEREK: You were pretty awesome in the game too! never could beat you on full charge ultimortal.
DEREK: Though I did get to sector Y once.
DEREK: Also I know it was just a thing, but thanks for sparing earth, and all. They did manage to survive!
TORSPRITE: Well it's not like I had the decision.
TORSPRITE: Neither in attacking your planet nor in being killed.
TORSPRITE: That which you represent was not an opportunity, and had to be achieved by the Human Anomaly.
Ag: But you could have chose to ignore her anyway and let the alpha strike go through, fighting spirit be damned.
Ag: Yes, she did convince you otherwise, but I think that your part was important too. And her name was Iji.
Ag: Also... Uhm, I just noticed that the windows are definitely NOT showing my street view. One second.

Look through a nearby window.

[Darvi]

Richard:

>Dig out the cake and inspect it for any changes.

You go back down into your Sis' room, and start heaving away the rubble.
Eventually you find the cake, slightly dented and dusty.
The candles have gone out too, finally.

Arnold:

>Arnold: Open that game while waiting for Gang Garrison 2 to finish downloading. Also add more random people on Pesterchum.

The game asks you to connect to a server- or clientplayer first.
Because LP appears to have disconnected, and you don't know any other people, you look for somebody else to chat up.
You check up on sburbgame.skaia.net/progress
Apparently somebody calling themselves beatboxRunabout has cleared the first stage of the game recently.
You add him to your friendlist immediately.

Enrique:

>Ask Grizzlysprite to stop following me!...Respectfully

You tell him(it?) to stay the fuck away from you. Respectfully.
It doesn't work.

Mick:

>Mick: Loot Kitchen

[4] You captchalogue all the COOKIES.
All of them.

You also take the ROLLING PIN.
That should turn your later STRIFES against your grandma to your advantage.

Matt:

> TYPE DEREK repeatedly into the COMPUTER. Maybe his PESTERCUM is set to NOTIFY ON CALLOUT. 

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

-- strife26 [26] began pestering autisticGamer [AG] --

26: DEREK
26: DEREK
26: DEREK
26: DEREK

Derek:

Look through a nearby window.

You do so.
Where once was the wide expanses of your rural home area now stands a thickly wooded forest.

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

TORSPRITE: What you are seeing outside is your world, Derek.
TORSPRITE: It is called the LAND OF WIZARDS AND WARRIORS.
TORSPRITE: Not quite a creative name, I admit, but fitting nevertheless.

You only half-heartedly listen, because you notice that you are being pestered again.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Richard Frost
Chumhandle: analyzingCulinarian
Status: Normal
Location:
Inventory: Megadowser (C),  Garden Hoes(3x), Cake(4x), Set of Kitchen Knives(FH), Letter(s), Half-Light(S), OVEN MITTS (Y)
Strife Deck: Fire Extinguisher, DIY Flamethrower


Name: Mick Morris
Chumhandle: loosePerfectionist
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Computer, Rolling Pin
Strife Deck: Violin


Name: Derek Coonan
Chumhabdle: autisticGamer
Status: Fine again
Location: LOWAW, Your Bedroom
Inventory: World of Warcraft, Gang Garrison 2, MP3 PLayer, 256 bit theatre, Granola bar
Strife Deck: Staff of the Dadhearst


Name: Enrique Alonso
Chumhandle: beatboxRunabout
Status: Normal
Location:
Inventory: SBURB Ad, Hiking Poles
Strife Deck: Timbertown Boots, Inverse Sneakers


Name: Matthew Namesake
Chumhandle: Strife26
Status: Normal
Location: Outside the front door
Inventory: Present (2), Physics Book(5), Coin(7) Portable Gaming System (⑨), Shades (equipped)
Strife Deck: RTS 26 Pistols

Name: Arnoln Mathhews
Chumhandle: bottleOpener
Status: Slightly sleepy
Location: Bedroom
Inventory:
Strife Deck: Toy Machete