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[SeriousConcentrate]

Oh, whoops. Well, guess I'll just repeat that command now.

>Sit back down, accept the invite, and deploy moar for Enrique to mess with. By moar I mean all the stuff.

[choobakka]

Oh. OK. Then I'll repeat
>Throw Richard's kitchen out the window

[SeriousConcentrate]

Expect to get pestered by a message afterward that has about a million 'y's in it. Or possibly just one Big No that goes on forever.

[Darvi]

My Captain Literal senses are tingling...

[Dermonster]

--> Remove toilet. Flip device upside down and smash it against the floor.

Hokay, I'm done playing magicka working on the rules for the Magicka RTD for today.

I call a spot in that.

[Ottofar]

loosePerfectionist began pestering autisticGamer
LP: HeY
LP: I UH
LP: I ConnecteD TO YoU
LP: SoooO
LP: UH
LP: WhaT NoW
AG: Okay. There are about 4 machines you have to deploy around my house.
AG: Cruxtruder, Punch Designatrix, Totem lathe, and Alchimeter.
AG: Along with a prepunched card and who knows what else once we get further.
AG: Find a place for them, but don't move too much shit around.
AG: I swear to god if you break anything I will kick your ass.
AG: Then hit the top of the Cruxtruder with something heavy.
AG: Again, break anything, I will kick your ass.
AG: I'll take over from there.
AG: That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter.
LP: OkayyhhH, I'vE Deploy'D TheM NoW
LP: SO
LP: NoW I JusT GottA WaiT?
LP: SincE You'D NeeD SomE ShalE TO YoU KnoW
LP: DeploY ThE PuncH DesigniX
LP: WhicH YoU Don'havE

[Dermonster]

LP: OkayyhhH, I'vE Deploy'D TheM NoW
LP: SO
LP: NoW I JusT GottA WaiT?
LP: SincE You'D NeeD SomE ShalE TO YoU KnoW
LP: DeploY ThE PuncH DesigniX
LP: WhicH YoU Don'havE
AG: Gaming abstraction. Currency. Will acquire once the game gets going.
AG: Also I appear to be Mordin Solus.
AG: In other news, yes, I can take it form here. Just try to bash the Crux-thingy with something heavy.
AG: Like a large rock. Or one of those weights my dad keeps somewhere.
AG: After that you can go solve your own problems until I need more stuff done.
AG: Once we get in I can reassess the situation with PRO-GAMER INTUITION and try to find what to do next.

[SeriousConcentrate]

You're not Mordin until you sing the song. D:

[Dermonster]

AG: I am the very model of an apsie gamer lazy-man!
AG: I've studied consoles, Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sonyan.
AG: I'm quite good at PC's (as a subset of F P S's),
AG: because I am so hardcore (which I know is a tautology).
AG: My Gamer-science studies range from RPG to Acti-on!
AG: I am the very model of an Aspie gamer lazy man!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

WHAT IS RHYME

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no mo'

[SeriousConcentrate]

Song accepted.

[Ottofar]

LP: OkayyhhH, I'vE Deploy'D TheM NoW
LP: SO
LP: NoW I JusT GottA WaiT?
LP: SincE You'D NeeD SomE ShalE TO YoU KnoW
LP: DeploY ThE PuncH DesigniX
LP: WhicH YoU Don'havE
AG: Gaming abstraction. Currency. Will acquire once the game gets going.
AG: Also I appear to be Mordin Solus.
AG: In other news, yes, I can take it form here. Just try to bash the Crux-thingy with something heavy.
AG: Like a large rock. Or one of those weights my dad keeps somewhere.
AG: After that you can go solve your own problems until I need more stuff done.
AG: Once we get in I can reassess the situation with PRO-GAMER INTUITION and try to find what to do next.
LP: RighT
>Mick: Deattach the toilet. Smash The Cruxtruder's top with it.

[Strife26]

>Examine the punch card thingie. Try to remember if I've seen any punch cards lately.

[Ottofar]

Bumping this just because.

[Darvi]

Sooorry, was busy getting eaten by Trolls and stuff.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

> Retrieve Dumbbells

Unfortunately, not even you are strong enough to carry them all at once.
[4] However, you find some that are just heavy enough to comfortably swing around.
You CAPTCHALOGUE them and go back into your room.

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>Sit back down, accept the invite, and deploy moar for Enrique to mess with. By moar I mean all the stuff.

Alright, enough self-indulgence for now.
You head towards your COMPUTER and notice that LW has sent you an invite.
You, of course, accept.

Next, you deploy the ALCHEMITER, TOTEM LATHE, and the PREPUNCHED CARD into Enrique's room.

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>Throw Richard's kitchen out the window

Richard has finally confirmed the connection. Awesome!

[6] You start tearing the entire kitchen out of the building. All of it. No.
Wha? Why?
Because. Stop being an ass.
Hrmph. Fiiiine.

You throw everything but the kitchen sink out of the window.
You know what? That too. Out it goes!

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

--> Remove toilet. Flip device upside down and smash it against the floor.

You remove the loo, but are unable to move the CRUXTRUDER.

It requires grist to do so, and unfortunately Matt doesn't have even nearly enough for that.

Suddenly, you hear noise coming from downstairs.

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick: Deattach the toilet. Smash The Cruxtruder's top with it.

[3] You grab the nearest sanitary device and hit the CRUXTRUDER with it.
The only thing that breaks are the ceramics, but the impact was hard enough to remove the top anyway.
A timer appears on the screen.

5:22

5:21

5:20

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

>Examine the punch card thingie. Try to remember if I've seen any punch cards lately.

[4] You don't remember seeing any punch cards lately.
However, you do see one right now, on your desk.