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[Riccto]

>Find some Dumbells and drop them onto the Cruxdexter!

[choobakka]

>Throw ENTIRE CONTENTS OF KITCHEN out window to make room for CRUXTRUDER, TOTEM LATHE, PUNCH DESIGNATRIX, and ALCHEMIZER.

[Strife26]

> Inventory MAKING FRIENDS: A HANDHELD GUIDE TO DIPLOMACY and FEEL somewhat BAD for not returning it sooner. LOOK at the MACHINE and WONDER WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

[Ottofar]

loosePerfectionist began pestering autisticGamer
LP: HeY
LP: I UH
LP: I ConnecteD TO YoU
LP: SoooO
LP: UH
LP: WhaT NoW

[Dermonster]

loosePerfectionist began pestering autisticGamer
LP: HeY
LP: I UH
LP: I ConnecteD TO YoU
LP: SoooO
LP: UH
LP: WhaT NoW
AG: Okay. There are about 4 machines you have to deploy around my house.
AG: Cruxtruder, Punch Designatrix, Totem lathe, and Alchimeter.
AG: Along with a prepunched card and who knows what else once we get further.
AG: Find a place for them, but don't move too much shit around.
AG: I swear to god if you break anything I will kick your ass.
AG: Then hit the top of the Cruxtruder with something heavy.
AG: Again, break anything, I will kick your ass.
AG: I'll take over from there.
AG: That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter.

[Ottofar]

>Mick: Deploy Cruxtruder, Punch Designatrix, Totem Lathe and Alchimeter. Find a place for them.
Then hit the top of the Cruxtruder with something heavy.

[Darvi]

Hokay, I'm done playing magicka working on the rules for the magicka RTD for today. Update.

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

--> Drop the toilet on the CRUXSTRUDER

[2]You take the toilet and put it atop the CRUXTRUDER.
This. Is Art.
It represents the high significance a huble loo has in modern society. Or something like that.

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

>Find some Dumbells and drop them onto the Cruxdexter!

Unfortunately all your DUMBBELLS are lying outside.
It will take a while to fetch them.
You head outside.

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>Throw ENTIRE CONTENTS OF KITCHEN out window to make room for CRUXTRUDER, TOTEM LATHE, PUNCH DESIGNATRIX, and ALCHEMIZER.

You go into your kitchen and start throwing all the stuff out of the window.
After all, it cannot harm to be prepared, right?
Unfortunately, the cupboards and table are too big for you to lift, much less get rid of.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

> Inventory MAKING FRIENDS: A HANDHELD GUIDE TO DIPLOMACY and FEEL somewhat BAD for not returning it sooner. LOOK at the MACHINE and WONDER WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

You CAPTCHALOGUE your BOOK (25+17+17+16=75;75%10=5)
You also look at the machine, but apart from some sort of slot for PUNCHING CARDS you don't really know how it works.

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick: Deploy Cruxtruder, Punch Designatrix, Totem Lathe and Alchimeter. Find a place for them.
Then hit the top of the Cruxtruder with something heavy.

You deploy the CRUXTRUDER, TOTEM LATHE, and ALCHEMITER across the house.
You also try to deploy the PUNCH DESIGNIX, but apparently you need SHALE to build it, of which AG has none.

Spoiler: Status: (click to show/hide)

Name: Richard Frost
Chumhandle: analyzingCulinarian
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Megadowser (C),  Garden Hoes(3x), Cake(4x), Set of Kitchen Knives(FH), Letter(s), Half-Light(S), OVEN MITTS (Y)
Strife Deck: Fire Extinguisher, DIY Flamethrower


Name: Mick Morris
Chumhandle: loosePerfectionist
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory:
Strife Deck: Violin


Name: Stephen Hanway
Chumhandle: loneWookiee
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Laser Pointer, Henry Landrunner Collage
Strife Deck: Carolina Jones Replica Whip


Name: Derek Coonan
Chumhabdle: autisticGamer
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: World of Warcraft, Gang Garrison 2, MP3 PLayer, 256 bit theatre, Granola bar
Strife Deck: Staff of the Dadhearst


Name: Enrique Alonso
Chumhandle: beatboxRunabout
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: SBURB Ad, Hiking Poles
Strife Deck: Timbertown Boots, Inverse Sneakers


Name: Matthew Namesake
Chumhandle: Strife26
Status: Normal
Location: Bedroom
Inventory: Book(5), Portable Gaming System (⑨)
Strife Deck: RTS 26 Pistols

[choobakka]

What? No! Serious' kitchen! Why would I throw my kitchen out the window?

[Darvi]

Because you cannot throw SC's stuff out and I didn't want to waste your turn.

Also, I'm a dick.

[choobakka]

Why can't I? I'm his server player! I can destroy the furniture however I want!

[Darvi]

He hasn't confirmed the connection though.

[Riccto]

Where's Richards stuff! I need to know how destroys my house!

> Retrieve Dumbbells

[choobakka]

>Sit back down, accept the invite, and deploy moar for Enrique to mess with.

[Riccto]

 Derp.




2x Derp Combo!

[Darvi]

[6] You then take some time to admire yourself in the mirror.
And by some time I mean the entire next round.