Oh.. Guys? Alternate world now.
This stuff is weird.
Just be happy you weren't awake to see it. all of it. I can't Unsee what I just saw. I mean, look at the trees, man,
the trees. they shouldn't be writhing about like that. At least the house is unchanged, the non-euclidean geometry probably protected it from changes. Wait, no, something painted it pink. At least I still have the laptop.
In any case, these tools are only available to people with the highest access clearance, I've got it, since I'm da baws. I spent a while messing with the universe through my laptop.
Oh god. You're laptop messes with the universe too? I've GOT to figure out how to turn that on.
*looks through the 666 file*
Lets see what I've missed... well I haven't used Unholy_Powers.7z yet, I might as well extract it let's see what's inside... Oh come on, why would the Antichrist compress in 7z if he didn't have a decompressor?
*downloads 7z extractor wizard*
I guess that's one more unholy program on this laptop. Ok, extracting... What, it's password protected too? Jerk, you want me to play the guessing game? Fine, lets start with:
"666"
ACCESS DENIED.
Damn. Ok what about:
"LUCIFER"
ACCESS DENIED.
Nope.
"BEELZEBUB"
"LORDOFTHEFLIES"
"ANTICHRIST"
"SATAN"
"DEVIL"
ACCESS DENIED. ACCESS DENIED. ACCESS DENIED. ACCESS DENIED. ACCESS DENIED.
...
"ANGELS"
EXTRACTING
Figures. Freaking Angel humping Devil Lord.
EXTRACTION COMPLETE
Ok, let's see what we've got here... 60% useless creepy crap, 30% crap unknown value, 10% actually useful crap. Typical, Anti Christ, Typical.
RAPTURE.exe (Can only guess what this one starts)
BEAUTY.png (Angel porn)
WINGED_LOVE.png (Angel porn)
Bitching_Weapons. exe(My eye went straight to this one first. I clicked it, giddy with anticipation, only to find out that the compression corrupted the file. God. Damned. 7z.)
TRUMPET_BLOWER.png (Also angel porn)
DEEP_ONES_CONVERSATION.chatlog (Going to have to look at this later)
BLOBS.exe (must mess around with the blobs, though given the nature of the world right now I don't know if there even are any anymore.)
Rantings_About_the_Hated_Fat_Angels.txt (I'll spare you the suspense and tell you that this is just a tl;dr rant about Valkyries. Apparently, because of them he wants to one day destroy all of Valhalla and enslave it's "Stupid, fat, pagan angels" so he can force them to work off all those atrocious pounds.)
Universe_Editor. LNK(HERE WE GO *clicks* Son of a Satan! The Anti Christ already removed the file from the laptop! Looks like we'll have to deal without the universe shifting powers for now guys)
I found one more thing in the Unholy_Powers file but it's still encrypted, this one may take a little more time!