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Phantom

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #135 on: May 21, 2011, 09:16:37 pm »

Hey look, there's a door I haven't looked in.
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Okay, if anyone was planning to move to Dubai, nevermind.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #136 on: May 21, 2011, 09:17:16 pm »

Same here.

All I saw was the ocean glowing, a shadowy giant climb out of  the horizon and walk away, and I failed at hitting on a succubus. She seemed like a bitch anyhow.

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« Reply #137 on: May 21, 2011, 09:18:55 pm »

Okay, I think I found a suitably spooky mansion.

Yeah, there's a dorf on the roof and a Jeramiah Johnson lookalike with a rifle and a spoon drawing a bead on me from the top floor.
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« Reply #138 on: May 21, 2011, 09:19:10 pm »

Dammit Heliman, you mashed the succubus button again, didn't you?

My pet rabbit just turned into a half-rabbit-half-stripper woman. Gee, thanks.
I cant' really turn it off, it's set to generate 666 of them automatically.

Keep the succubi away from each other, rather territorial
Ah.. Damn. Didn't see that defensive of master setting. Apparently each one thinks their owner is the antichrist. And you know, "Must protect the doombringer." I turned it off now, they should be compatible if they didn't kill eachother yet.

Try minecraft.
I opened the file and loaded the world on it. Wow. The antichrist must have spent ages building this statue of an angel being eff'd by- Who is that... No. no that's fucking impossible. Guys it's PNX. PNX it looks like you're playing a part in some sort of angel/possessed mortal smut film here.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #139 on: May 21, 2011, 09:19:53 pm »

Not sure how long the internet is going to last, I managed to set up a magical internet that works with only one topic. It can be found here http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=85092.0

On another note, it seems the undead are gathering outside. Knew I should have lowered the sound on my ipod, but then again you can't listen to Metallica without the sound being as high as it can get.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #140 on: May 21, 2011, 09:21:36 pm »

Okay, I think I found a suitably spooky mansion.

Yeah, there's a dorf on the roof and a Jeramiah Johnson lookalike with a rifle and a spoon drawing a bead on me from the top floor.


Right, BD FRIENDLY COMING IN THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR, LET HIM IN


Keep the succubi away from each other, rather territorial
Ah.. Damn. Didn't see that defensive of master setting. Apparently each one thinks their owner is the antichrist. And you know, "Must protect the doombringer." I turned it off now, they should be compatible if they didn't kill eachother yet.
Thanks man, she's still mad though. Not sure if tonight'll suck or rock...
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« Reply #141 on: May 21, 2011, 09:22:56 pm »

How the hell did you guys get all the fun. Nothing down here.
I'm pretty sure you'll get something eventually.

Chip ran away after devouring a few more ground squirrels. I think he intendeds to settle down in the Grand Canyon or something.

Oh, and more graboid attacks. I'm starting to run low on lawnmowers. I think it's time to go find a Wal-Mart that has some PVC piping and an air compressor that still works.
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« Reply #142 on: May 21, 2011, 09:23:27 pm »

Nice place. I'll take the car around back. Where do you want the guns?
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« Reply #143 on: May 21, 2011, 09:24:01 pm »

So I'm not sure what just happened, but I saw a guy quoting from a book and suddenly a bunch of zombies were crushed by what appeared to be some sort of mechanized cross that burst out of a nearby fire hydrant. I'm not entirely sure how he got it in there, that sort of miracle would require some kind of religious.... CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
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« Reply #144 on: May 21, 2011, 09:25:38 pm »

((Op, could you move this into FG&RP to avoid thread lockage and such?))

Update from Australia, I got a BFG10K, the liberal nazis took over and cyberhitler is here.
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« Reply #145 on: May 21, 2011, 09:26:17 pm »

Nice place. I'll take the car around back. Where do you want the guns?
Attic. I assume you know not to open the second door on the left, or the third on the right. pick any room other than those.


And if you see something weird, make some marks and warn the rest please.

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« Reply #146 on: May 21, 2011, 09:28:55 pm »

Well. This is sure interesting. Any of you guys get the hugeass green lines intersecting at random around your house, or did I just get incredibly lucky. I've been sitting on the roof for a while doing target practice. Apparently I can throw fireballs at things now. Zombies have been dieing too easily, and when some angel showed up... well, apparently I can change what type of fire I throw.

Quick tip: Don't mix angels and Hellfire at close range, they tend to explode violently.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #147 on: May 21, 2011, 09:29:58 pm »

Nice place. I'll take the car around back. Where do you want the guns?
Attic. I assume you know not to open the second door on the left, or the third on the right. pick any room other than those.


And if you see something weird, make some marks and warn the rest please.



Roger.

PHANTOM,GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND HELP ME WITH THESE.

Oh by the way. The back door opens upside down. Nearly broke my neck coming in.
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« Reply #148 on: May 21, 2011, 09:31:32 pm »

Okay I'm com-
Actually, nevermind. Instead, I'll just give you like 40 french fries, I'm not gonna go near those things.
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« Reply #149 on: May 21, 2011, 09:31:41 pm »

On an unrelated note, I heard people had their pets put down because they thought judgment was upon them. I pity them.
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