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Heliman

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #120 on: May 21, 2011, 09:01:36 pm »
Some guy that looked like Da Vinchi started eyeing my unholy computer so I hurried to my new substandard home I was assigned to continue typing.
Wooooahh. Hello momma. Not literally though I hear she got sent to heaven. I've been taking a look through the file labled "666" on here:

Here's a list:

Rapture.exe
Warping_time_and_space.exe
How_to_warp_time_without_opening_Madness.txt
Madness.JPEG
Noah_Flood.exe
Anti_christs_Bitches.exe (this one made the succubus)
Minecraft.exe
Zork_grue_generator.exe(I'm not even hovering over this with my mouse.)
Seven_horse_loving_asshole_killjoys.exe
Army_of_the_Demons.exe
Unholy_army_manager.xlsx
Unholy_Powers.7z (of course the will of the antichrist compresses in 7z.)

There's also a file called "DAD DON'T LOOK IN HERE," there's nothing in it but page upon page of angel porn.
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warhammer651

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #121 on: May 21, 2011, 09:02:58 pm »
...God dammit...

PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO NEW JERSEY: PLEASE PAINT A ASCII DORF CARPENTER ON YOUR CHEST AND BACK


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I also forgot to mention that I was fucking maced by some idiot. Seriously who the fuck did that. Now open the door and let me in, I have plenty of food and a few guns.

Door's open, your room is upstairs, third on the left. DO NOT OPEN 2ND DOOR ON THE LEFT: Succubus is a little touchy about privacy.

And don't open the door across the hall, leads right to the moon
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on April 11, 2010, 09:09:45 am
Tell me your mother isn't a Great Old One, please.

Phantom

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #122 on: May 21, 2011, 09:03:33 pm »
Hey, mind letting in the Filipino holding an obese Beagle? Both of us got the Carpenter on too.
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Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #123 on: May 21, 2011, 09:03:43 pm »
Try minecraft.
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warhammer651

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #124 on: May 21, 2011, 09:04:50 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on May 21, 2011, 09:03:33 pm
Hey, mind letting in the Filipino holding an obese Beagle? Both of us got the Carpenter on too.
4th on the left upstairs, dont open 2nd yadda yadda yadda.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on April 11, 2010, 09:09:45 am
Tell me your mother isn't a Great Old One, please.

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #125 on: May 21, 2011, 09:05:05 pm »
Dammit Heliman, you mashed the succubus button again, didn't you?

My pet rabbit just turned into a half-rabbit-half-stripper woman. Gee, thanks.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #126 on: May 21, 2011, 09:05:41 pm »
Quote from: ibot66 on May 21, 2011, 09:03:43 pm
Try minecraft.
I wouldn't be too shocked if the first world seen starts in the Nether.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #127 on: May 21, 2011, 09:06:03 pm »
This graboid leather coat is actually kind of snazzy. I like it.

Oh, and now there's a singularity devouring my front lawn. I have named it Chip, and fed it a couple ground squirrels.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #128 on: May 21, 2011, 09:06:51 pm »
So whats the plan? Heard some rumors about a military group in Washington D.C. that is reclaiming the area. Or we can go to the Yankee's stadium and mess it up, the last one is something I reaaaally want to do.
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warhammer651

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #129 on: May 21, 2011, 09:07:41 pm »
Small portal in Yankees, gonna close it up.


With fire



And bullets




And magma.....
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on April 11, 2010, 09:09:45 am
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #130 on: May 21, 2011, 09:08:50 pm »
I heard something about not opening the 4th door and definitely opening the 2nd.

Some hellbitch attacked me and I tricked to open the door across from the third. Looked cool.

Just. As. Planned.
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warhammer651

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #131 on: May 21, 2011, 09:10:03 pm »
...Fuck, YOU pissed her off and I have to deal with her later.


I'm talking Ein levels of fucked up man.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #132 on: May 21, 2011, 09:10:51 pm »
Crossing into NJ now, looking for spooky mansions. Stormy the bunnysuccubus is a surprisingly good shot.

Heads up, nobody shoot at a silver PT Cruiser with a dorf on the hood and a .50 cal in the window.
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warhammer651

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #133 on: May 21, 2011, 09:12:48 pm »
Right.

Keep the succubi away from each other, rather territorial
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #134 on: May 21, 2011, 09:15:39 pm »
How the hell did you guys get all the fun. Nothing down here.
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