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Bdthemag

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #75 on: May 21, 2011, 08:20:08 pm »
Quote from: warhammer651 on May 21, 2011, 08:16:47 pm
Quote from: ibot66 on May 21, 2011, 08:15:59 pm
I. HATE. WHEREWOLVES.
Wherewolf?

Therewolf.

Therezombies
Speaking of which, I just met one. Quick tip for dealing with them, get something silver and sprinkle holy water on it. That'll either ward them off or make them turn into ash on contact.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #76 on: May 21, 2011, 08:20:55 pm »
Dont think it was a she wolf. Out of the city, now. Havent seen anyone.
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warhammer651

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #77 on: May 21, 2011, 08:22:31 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 21, 2011, 08:18:54 pm
Quote from: Sensei on May 21, 2011, 08:04:39 pm
I stabbed some guy who kept saying he was the president of the world, can we get a double-check and make sure that's not actually a legitimate thing before he bleeds out?
So, when you wake up from the blow to the head I gave you, know these four things:

1. It's iPOTUS, not president of the world, get it right.
2. Yes, it is a ligitimate position, and you are now considered a traitor to Earth by me.
3. Stab wounds hurt, and you are an utter bastard for going with knives. So you have some measure of my respect.
4. You shall die a most painful death when I find you again.

So... am I to understand that the Bay12ers should help bay12er policy isn't working out?


also, mall fell, but we literally piled them high enough to make areas of the mall completely impassible.


Heading northwards, any bay12ers that are alive, meet up in Jersey. they wouldn't DARE enter there
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on April 11, 2010, 09:09:45 am
Tell me your mother isn't a Great Old One, please.

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #78 on: May 21, 2011, 08:23:23 pm »
What the hell- This computer I picked up is filled with all these crazy foreboding programs. I- Hey! There's a process on this computer for summoning succubus. Sucks to be Pnx.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #79 on: May 21, 2011, 08:24:43 pm »
.......Cute girl from tech class has been transformed into a succubus.

I just saw her disembowel the bandit that was lining up a shot on me.

not sure if want....
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #80 on: May 21, 2011, 08:25:08 pm »
Anyway. Some werewolves attacked the group of zombies I was in. I thought we were supposed to be working together for the end times? At any rate they took my arm and ran off. A while later I found it in a pile of ashes, it was pretty chewed up but it seems to be working just fine.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #81 on: May 21, 2011, 08:25:46 pm »
Quote from: warhammer651 on May 21, 2011, 08:24:43 pm
.......Cute girl from tech class has been transformed into a succubus.

I just saw her disembowel the bandit that was lining up a shot on me.

not sure if want....
Oh shit sorry that was me my finger slipped

Checking out her stats it looks like her Vajoo is barbed on the inside. You may not want.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2011, 08:28:04 pm by Heliman »
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« Reply #82 on: May 21, 2011, 08:27:57 pm »
Shes probally helping you... DO NOT GO INTO THD WILD! Ents are every where...
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2011, 08:28:13 pm »
Quote from: Heliman on May 21, 2011, 08:25:46 pm
Quote from: warhammer651 on May 21, 2011, 08:24:43 pm
.......Cute girl from tech class has been transformed into a succubus.

I just saw her disembowel the bandit that was lining up a shot on me.

not sure if want....
Oh shit sorry that was me my finger slipped
Can I sign up on the list to not have a Succubus be transported to my position, not in the mood to deal with that kind of stress.

If any of you see a brown haired guy with a hunting rifle and a silver spoon walking along the streets feel free to say hi, unless your undead of course.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2011, 08:28:38 pm »
Bandits found my water cache. It looks like they set off the bomb trap but that still leaves me without water. Anyone on the west coast got access to a filtration plant?
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #85 on: May 21, 2011, 08:28:58 pm »
Well, that was close. Fortunately, that last horde was pretty small, and bringing down the house took out most of them.

Gues I'll head north, if that's where everyone's going. Still got this shitty gun.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #86 on: May 21, 2011, 08:29:08 pm »
Quote from: Heliman on May 21, 2011, 08:25:46 pm
Quote from: warhammer651 on May 21, 2011, 08:24:43 pm
.......Cute girl from tech class has been transformed into a succubus.

I just saw her disembowel the bandit that was lining up a shot on me.

not sure if want....
Oh shit sorry that was me my finger slipped
's cool. got an angel who owes me a favor to fix ya up, meet up in NJ for our assault into Canada


Also: she agreed to not steal my soul and do her darnedest to get me out of whatever level of hell I wind up in, so goodness all around.

And guess who got their hands on a vintage MG-42 with 2,000 rounds of ammunition?
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on April 11, 2010, 09:09:45 am
Tell me your mother isn't a Great Old One, please.

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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #87 on: May 21, 2011, 08:30:54 pm »
Quote from: Impending Doom on May 21, 2011, 08:28:58 pm
Well, that was close. Fortunately, that last horde was pretty small, and bringing down the house took out most of them.

Gues I'll head north, if that's where everyone's going. Still got this shitty gun.
Head up here in minnesota if you got a chance, practically empty of humans. Stopped by a gunstore and got a few pistols and some more ammo for my rifle. Getting closer to the Mall of America, hopefully people are still there.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #88 on: May 21, 2011, 08:31:24 pm »
Funny, seems I'm just as successful with succubi as I am with women. Tried to hit on one and even they didn't see me as worth their time.

I wonder why that is? ???

Gives me some ideas to reenact some Johnny Bravo scenes for kicks. Anyone want a demoness out of their way? call me the exorcist in that regard. I might as well make some money using this to my advantage. ;D
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Re: Aw sweet we're not dead.
« Reply #89 on: May 21, 2011, 08:31:30 pm »
Sweet, my PT Cruiser survived the collapse. I just might be able to make it to Jersey after all.

Quote from: warhammer651 on May 21, 2011, 08:29:08 pm
And guess who got their hands on a vintage MG-42 with 2,000 rounds of ammunition?

Lucky bastard.
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Quote from: Robert A.Heinlein
Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.
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