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[Impending Doom]

News: you can shoot the zeds anywhere and they die.  This just gets better.

I can confirm that my measley flechettes now seem to kill much more often.

It's getting dark, and they're getting bolder. Any Atlantan Bay12ers around? I don't know if I can hold out by myself.

[warhammer651]

It looks like you're now in a position to give a truly accurate review of Dante's Inferno.

My review: Virgil is being a dick and isn't letting me go deeper, he says I need a living soul lost in the forest of confusion and fear before I can go down. I can say there were more hipsters in the vestibule of hell than I was expecting though. I couldn't really tell because everyone is naked but I sort of assumed that they were because they were chasing around decent set of clothes instead of banners.

.....pfffft HAHAHAHAAAaaaaaa

I didn't expect Los Angeles to be populated by Deep Ones. Or that Deep Ones migrate at this day of the year. Wonder how the Amerikaner's up north are doing.

Why couldn't I get the zombies? This totally ruined my contingency plan for Alaska.

All reports show they're ignoring Canada. Interrogated an angel and they said "They make us look bad, so they can't go up. But too good to go down there either"


...Huh.

[ibot66]

Hell yes, goin north from VT To canada now. Still bogged down in burlington.

[Bdthemag]

God damnit they found me, the undead are pounding on the doors and im low on ammo. That skeleton one seems oddly familiar...
Anyhow im grabbing all the Nacho Cheese Doritos I can and getting the hell out of here. If anyone is nearby downtown minneapolis i'll be setting up a red flare ontop of one of the buildings. After my stop at the mall of america I plan on heading to the Twins Stadium, heard there was some baseball fans hiding there. Good luck to everyone.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

So there's this uh...biomass...growing all over the buildings in the Triangle. It's getting a little concerning, because it seems to be eating pretty much everything.

[warhammer651]

So there's this uh...biomass...growing all over the buildings in the Triangle. It's getting a little concerning, because it seems to be eating pretty much everything.

Burninating it work?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

So there's this uh...biomass...growing all over the buildings in the Triangle. It's getting a little concerning, because it seems to be eating pretty much everything.

Burninating it work?

It used to, but stopped being effective about a week ago. I think some of the old buildings might still have asbestos in them, so this development is quite concerning.

[ibot66]

Try napalm. You do know how to make napalm, right?

[warhammer651]

So there's this uh...biomass...growing all over the buildings in the Triangle. It's getting a little concerning, because it seems to be eating pretty much everything.

Burninating it work?

It used to, but stopped being effective about a week ago. I think some of the old buildings might still have asbestos in them, so this development is quite concerning.

We encountered a little of it, found out that bleach, of all things inhibits growth. That shit is tough, so we're using it to make a kind of armor. One use though, shrivels up/starts expanding after a few hours

[Phantom]

Don't go to Canada! The Norse Gods are taking it down, they got their claim there!

But Southeast Asia is clean if you get a jet. So is China and Taiwan, and Japan seems to have a forcefield.

[ibot66]

NORSE? Awsome. Headin up there for sure. Am part viking.

[Phantom]

Careful, some Pagan insurgents there too.

[ibot66]

Yeah, but the battle axe that comes with it...

[Pnx]

So it's all fine and dandy right here, my parents haven't come home, but it really doesn't bother me. There also seems to be a big crowd of erm... people... gathered around my house. They're not doing anything, just standing there staring. My cat has also spontaniously started talking to me, she's rather hard to understand, but she keeps saying something about "the great enemy"... By the way, does anyone know what it means when a "999" rash pops up on your arm? Is this some kind of sign that I'm supposed to call the British emergency services?

*sigh* now the crowd is chanting, must be some kind of protest.

[warhammer651]

So it's all fine and dandy right here, my parents haven't come home, but it really doesn't bother me. There also seems to be a big crowd of erm... people... gathered around my house. They're not doing anything, just standing there staring. My cat has also spontaniously started talking to me, she's rather hard to understand, but she keeps saying something about "the great enemy"... By the way, does anyone know what it means when a "999" rash pops up on your arm? Is this some kind of sign that I'm supposed to call the British emergency services?

*sigh* now the crowd is chanting, must be some kind of protest.

Congratulations: you are the anti-christ. that means you can call up succubi on demand.