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[ibot66]

150 on human. We've got guns.

[Ochita]

Um, well.. I've seem to become a medic, angels are currently attacking me, and demons are trying to tempt me to give my soul away, but I have to continue my work.

[Glowcat]

Some angels came by my house and took me up to Heaven. I'm posting from their Internet Cafe right now.

It's kind of awkward though. How do I tell them I'm an Atheist?

[Bdthemag]

I am currently typing this from the top of a Starbucks in Minnesota. I can see hundreds of the undead walking the streets, a few are pounding on the barricades I set up. I can see a few angels a couple blocks down, hopefully they don't spot me up here. I have plenty of food and water hopefully I can survive until help arrives...

[Jackrabbit]

Some angels came by my house and took me up to Heaven. I'm posting from their Internet Cafe right now.

It's kind of awkward though. How do I tell them I'm an Atheist?

Frankly, that'd be the best way to a) rub it in Fundies faces and b) renew my faith in God. If he's like, "you don't believe in me? That's cool, you're a pretty hoopy frood, come on up, we're having a picnic".

[Impending Doom]

Some angels came by my house and took me up to Heaven. I'm posting from their Internet Cafe right now.

It's kind of awkward though. How do I tell them I'm an Atheist?

You don't. We could use a man like you on the inside.

Anybody in the former Atlanta area got some spare .12 buck? Flechettes just go right through 'em.

Actually, screw that. I need a better gun. this single-barrel break action is gonna get my ass killed.

[Ochita]

Oh, that was you up there?!

Man, Im going to help you. If you hear gunshots, thats me.

[Heliman]

Apparently Post rapture the internet In Limbo gets connected to earth's.

Hello to everyone from the first circle of hell, the water's lukewarm down here, unless you go deeper!

If you see a zombie in a beanie carrying a sword on his back, be sure to kill and bury him if you have the time!

[Sensei]

It looks like you're now in a position to give a truly accurate review of Dante's Inferno.

[Bdthemag]

Those angels seem to be getting closer, I would leave but then I would lose internet connection. I have a hunting rifle with a box of ammo, i'll try to pick them off from a distance. If there is anyone nearby I can try to distract the undead and help you get inside, wish me luck.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Betting everything on Humans. It's an easy bet, since if we lose there won't be anyone around to cash in.

[warhammer651]

Those angels seem to be getting closer, I would leave but then I would lose internet connection. I have a hunting rifle with a box of ammo, i'll try to pick them off from a distance. If there is anyone nearby I can try to distract the undead and help you get inside, wish me luck.

Aim for the upper left torso, their guts are flipped.

Anyone in the NOVA area, we're holed up on the roof of Tyson's Mall, get up here and give us a hand. We got food, internet, water, and a decent supply of porn

[FuzzyZergling]

Of course you're not all dead.
If you were, what would we eat?

[warhammer651]

Of course you're not all dead.
If you were, what would we eat?

The angels/ demons. DUH


Also: those chicken looking ones? they ARE chickens. And they are DELICIOUS

[Bdthemag]

Thanks to Warhammer, I managed to shoot them down. Unfortunately it seems the undead have gotten through the barricades and are currently trying to get onto the roof. The barricades will hold for a bit more, there are no nearby buildings I can jump onto so i'll have to climb down. I heard on the radio that a group of people are defending the Mall of America, I plan on heading over there.

In an unrelated note I just got an awesome idea for an RTD.