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[Sensei]

I stabbed some guy who kept saying he was the president of the world, can we get a double-check and make sure that's not actually a legitimate thing before he bleeds out?

[Bdthemag]

So it's all fine and dandy right here, my parents haven't come home, but it really doesn't bother me. There also seems to be a big crowd of erm... people... gathered around my house. They're not doing anything, just standing there staring. My cat has also spontaniously started talking to me, she's rather hard to understand, but she keeps saying something about "the great enemy"... By the way, does anyone know what it means when a "999" rash pops up on your arm? Is this some kind of sign that I'm supposed to call the British emergency services?

*sigh* now the crowd is chanting, must be some kind of protest.

Congratulations: you are the anti-christ. that means you can call up succubi on demand.

Lucky bastard, anyone know the employement benifits of selling your soul to the devil?

[Heliman]

You're in

I didn't expect Los Angeles to be populated by Deep Ones. Or that Deep Ones migrate at this day of the year. Wonder how the Amerikaner's up north are doing.

Why couldn't I get the zombies?

You're in LA, between the drugs, violence and soulless movie stars, there's noone to rapture.

[Itnetlolor]

So it's all fine and dandy right here, my parents haven't come home, but it really doesn't bother me. There also seems to be a big crowd of erm... people... gathered around my house. They're not doing anything, just standing there staring. My cat has also spontaniously started talking to me, she's rather hard to understand, but she keeps saying something about "the great enemy"... By the way, does anyone know what it means when a "999" rash pops up on your arm? Is this some kind of sign that I'm supposed to call the British emergency services?

*sigh* now the crowd is chanting, must be some kind of protest.

Congratulations: you are the anti-christ. that means you can call up succubi on demand.

Oh crap, he's not going to try and pimp succubi on us, is he? That's gonna get pricey. :\

[Criptfeind]

So anyway. That guy got away. Too bad for the hoard but lucky for me. wandered around for a bit then found a wallmart that we plundered. Some one took my all favorite flavor Doritos. Which is too bad. Anyway, some of the guys who still have noses (why did we rot so quickly?) found the sent of some more living. We are off to the mall of America.

I am going to see if the cake store has any employs living still, they sound delicious.

[ibot66]

Funny, here theres not much of anything... And wolves, which we normally dont have, are howling. Alot.

[Heliman]

So it's all fine and dandy right here, my parents haven't come home, but it really doesn't bother me. There also seems to be a big crowd of erm... people... gathered around my house. They're not doing anything, just standing there staring. My cat has also spontaniously started talking to me, she's rather hard to understand, but she keeps saying something about "the great enemy"... By the way, does anyone know what it means when a "999" rash pops up on your arm? Is this some kind of sign that I'm supposed to call the British emergency services?

*sigh* now the crowd is chanting, must be some kind of protest.

It looks like you're being taken over by the thing that I bumped into when I was going through the gates. We knocked each other over because neither of us was looking where we were going. He muttered something in tongue that I can only assume was an apology and I think he got his laptop mixed up with mine in the hurry to leave. Apparently, we both have DF on our computers. Interesting.

[Phantom]

Actually, I'm in San Diego. It looks like some of the Catholics here got rapture'd. Not the protestant ones though.

That, and the LA residents are trying to migrate here. Anybody mind if I direct them to San Francisco? Or somewhere in Minnesota?

[Criptfeind]

Or somewhere in Minnesota?

That sounds cool. We are sorta hungry.

[Bdthemag]

That, and the LA residents are trying to migrate here. Anybody mind if I direct them to San Francisco? Or somewhere in Minnesota?

You better not, I have enough to deal with without having a group of hippies running around thank you very much. Just direct them to... Texas or something.

[ibot66]

I. HATE. WHEREWOLVES.

[Heliman]

I. HATE. WHEREWOLVES.

It could be the She-Wolf of Gluttony, If it is be sure to request me as a guide, we have a review to make.

[warhammer651]

I. HATE. WHEREWOLVES.

Wherewolf?

Therewolf.

Therezombies

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I stabbed some guy who kept saying he was the president of the world, can we get a double-check and make sure that's not actually a legitimate thing before he bleeds out?

So, when you wake up from the blow to the head I gave you, know these four things:

1. It's iPOTUS, not president of the world, get it right.
2. Yes, it is a ligitimate position, and you are now considered a traitor to Earth by me.
3. Stab wounds hurt, and you are an utter bastard for going with knives. So you have some measure of my respect.
4. You shall die a most painful death when I find you again.

[Phantom]

Actually, it's more like soulless automatons and apparently Deep Ones.

Oh sweet they're headed to Minnesota on their own.

Well, except for the movie stars, I saw Nick Cage with Daemonic Fire burning what looked like the Governator's Hummer.