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[Fidna]

I learned all the cotton candy armor in the world won't stop an FB that has a syndrome causing severe necrosis via gas.

[Rumrusher]

learn recently that reviving ghosts will heal them with no signs of past wounds.
oh and how to move souls of the dead to one spot so I can revive them as zombies and have them fight.

[EllisMaestr]

I learnt that one should never, ever become complacent about food and water.

Even when I have 3000 edible food and 500 booze?

[nanomage]

I learnt that one should never, ever become complacent about food and water.

Even when I have 3000 edible food and 500 booze?

well you can if you have 3000 food, 500 booze and no dwarves

[tivec]

I've learned that removing some pieces of the flooring you build over the magma pipe can be useful, as long as you don't touch the supporting floor pieces..

[Syrup Roast]

I learnt that one should never, ever become complacent about food and water.

Even when I have 3000 edible food and 500 booze?

Yes definitely not with only 500 booze.

[LuckyLuigi]

967th Dwarven Law of Insanity:
The chance of dwarves deciding to walk outside to 'store item in bin' is inversely proportional to the number of goblins present on the map.

Seriously, it's getting on my nerves...no one cares about the piles of clothing left all over the map, yet the moment a goblin shows up it's a race to the gate !

[TheIcelandicManiac]

Today i learnd that a dwarf with no upper left arm can still hunt and kill every living thing that he gets his hands on and even better is that if he is an legendery hammerdwarf he is unstoppable.
funny tough that it did not say that his lower arm was missing.

[wrwr]

I learnt that one should never, ever become complacent about food and water.

Even when I have 3000 edible food and 500 booze?

I once learned in 40d, that when you butcher a fire imp corpse for culinary experimentation, you get a few pieces of burning meat. Delivered right into the food store. I also learned on this day that booze is highly flammable. FUN ensued. That's just one example. Be worried and be prepared for emergencies. Always. Or the downfall of your fortress will be swift and ridiculous.

[dwarfhoplite]

i learned not to overestimate my military...
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h409/lkvam/BloodfortheBloodGod1.png

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

nobody survived

[Xorn]

I learned that no matter how good your embark spot is, you always want something more from it.
Hematite for iron? Check
Native Gold? Check
Galena for your Warhammer squad? Check
Volcano only 1z level down? Check
Goblins warring with your civ? Awww... sugar. Gotta look again.

[Mudcrab]

Goblins warring with your civ? Awww... sugar. Gotta look again.

I always like that!

[caknuck]

I learned that badgers think nothing of tearing the hooves off a pastured donkey.

[Urist McPhoenix]

I have learnt that maybe military dwarves aren't so optional when trying to secure the caverns.

[Girlinhat]

I have learned that while spears are an excellent weapon, and steel is amazing armor, nothing quite compares to the brutality of an axe.