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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #405 on: June 01, 2011, 09:43:32 pm »

egads! We need a second catapult! I would be glad to operate it if allowed...

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« Reply #406 on: June 01, 2011, 10:35:06 pm »

what the heck, I want in too. I'd love to have a speardorf/armor or weaponsmith named Jogorhan. If there isn't room for both, I'll take a speardorf.
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« Reply #407 on: June 02, 2011, 04:43:47 am »

[Check the third post in the thread for current dwarf list. I'll update the image rather than keep making new posts which get buried all the time. Missed Killabyte on last pass, have now dwarfed her. Jogorhan, you are our immigrant high master weaponsmith, wield him well :))]


Once again they hadn't brought any bowgoblins, which made the siege basically one big delivery of free metal for Peregarrett. I wasn't about to question our good fortune. The marksdwarves came down off the outer walls and gathered in the courtyard of Soaplanterns, ready for action. Taup Caudata took up his position at the pillbox. Bessie could be rotated 90 degrees to fire directly up the bone road, and he was determined to get one good shot off as they came down it.



"It'll be a warning shot, see?"

"Ballistas do not do warning shots," Amante said.

Amante was back on duty; her hand had lost some strength, but unlike Endok she could still grasp with it. She did not feel that her marksmanship would suffer any from the injury. I hoped she was right; she was one of the better marksdwarves we had.



"He missed," trigg said.

"He missed?" The ballista shot went wide and splintered on the wall.

"Oops," said Taup Caudata. He looked at the angry goblins rushing down the bone road towards him, calculated how long it would take to reload the ballista, and sensibly ducked below ground.

"Marksdwarves, get up on the walls!" I shouted. The firing began, and the screaming.



The outer gate rose, locking a group of ogres outside. We had all the goblins trapped within our walls.

"All right," I said, "let the Crystalline Oceans out." They'd get all the glory they wanted this time.







26th Galena

"Have you gentlemen had enough fun yet?" I shouted down.



"Not quite," Nevyn yelled back. "There's still a few left."

The siege was broken; the ogres that had been shut outside had decided to leave, now that their goblin masters were no longer there to urge them on. One goblin remained, a swordmaster, who was being pumped full of bolts beneath the western wall. The Crystalline Oceans raced each other to get to him before the marksdwarves could finish him off.



Momuz won.

Velg had her title, and eight kills. Katana had fourteen. Zon Dumatthad had an astonishing thirty--most of which, admittedly, were coup de grace shots to badly wounded goblins.



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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #408 on: June 02, 2011, 04:57:13 am »

I like Muthkat's  8)

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« Reply #409 on: June 02, 2011, 05:08:30 am »

Creative Eye of Combat actually does make some sense for a marksdwarf! Yay! Darn!

Edit: Deep Tin Embrace of Kindness is also kind of ... nice.
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« Reply #410 on: June 02, 2011, 05:14:56 am »

The Labryinthine Spy? ...
And Ahra is just begging to be ordered to 'hold the pass' as everyone else flees with that title. :P
My favourite though has to be Zon's.
Jeez, these sieges are like magma off a magma crab's back. The Blendecs are frowning...
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #411 on: June 02, 2011, 05:18:24 am »

"It'll be a warning shot, see?"

"Ballistas do not do warning shots," Amante said.

First i read it as warming shot and thought:
!!wooden ballista bolt!!
Too bad we don't have magma...  :(
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« Reply #412 on: June 02, 2011, 05:25:40 am »

Well, suddenly I'm a lot less worried about sieges :P

eurgh, there's knuckle worms everywhere crawling on the corpses.
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« Reply #413 on: June 02, 2011, 05:28:03 am »

Pity you can't butcher the goblins, you wouldn't have to worry about tallow stocks for a long while.

The unending sieges make me happy I was dorfed a labordwarf. Inside, safe and sound! Until I die in some horrible, unexpected fashion of course.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #414 on: June 02, 2011, 05:34:41 am »

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Zon Dumatthad had an astonishing thirty--most of which, admittedly, were coup de grace shots to badly wounded goblins.

am i a marksdwarf?
i wanted a mace >:C(lol)
and i still dont know my powerlevel :v
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« Reply #415 on: June 02, 2011, 05:43:22 am »

No you are a macedwarf, that was just bad wording on my part :S

not sure what you mean about power level, this is Zon's status
Accomplished macedwarf
Proficient shield user/dodger
Talented armor user
Master fighter
Adequate wrestler
Novice Striker/kicker
Dabbling biter/misc object user
Absolutely inexhaustible, extremely agile, mighty, quite durable


EDIT: yay you're traumatized "doesn't really care about anything any more" LOL
« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 05:45:10 am by zephyr_hound »
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #416 on: June 02, 2011, 05:59:12 am »

:V
did his friends die?
or is he fed up with all the pumping?
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« Reply #417 on: June 02, 2011, 06:51:58 am »

nah, just killed a lot of goblins.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #418 on: June 02, 2011, 07:00:44 am »

WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT THAT?
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #419 on: June 02, 2011, 07:14:06 am »

Clearly a wizard has affected Taup's aim. A wizard... with magnets...

Derp.

Also, again, I love that little pillbox you set up ^^
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