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Author Topic: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort  (Read 57040 times)

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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #255 on: May 27, 2011, 04:29:09 pm »

What artwork.
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« Reply #256 on: May 27, 2011, 04:30:49 pm »

(gross muddy fuchsia was my best guess as to what giant olm leather might look like)
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It is a world built on pillars that descend into hell itself, yet there is no heaven above to look to. A world where pain and death await all, with little to no salvation from the horrors of the world. There is no true peace, no true saviour. Dwarf fortress is a game about an eternal struggle that you can never, ever win.

Also, valkyries are cooler then angels...

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« Reply #257 on: May 27, 2011, 04:38:13 pm »

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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #258 on: May 27, 2011, 06:19:24 pm »

I want a dwarf! A soapmaker would be good.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #259 on: May 27, 2011, 11:14:08 pm »

Holy carp! That's not exactly what I wanted... but anyway, they brought us armor and weapons! Is "No-Retreat" project completed?
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #260 on: May 28, 2011, 03:05:54 am »

Holy Heck. That's... A lot of goblins. Like as many as all three of the puny sieges I'VE had combined!! D:
Hope someone headshots that damn crossbowman real quick!
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #261 on: May 28, 2011, 04:56:26 am »

Might Bessie be seeing some action? I mean, with that many targets, Taup's bound to hit SOMETHING.
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A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol fuelled beard with the IQ of a parsnip, and that's insulting to the parsnips.

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« Reply #262 on: May 28, 2011, 05:46:04 am »

[funny thing about that, TapeNoot...]



"Oh gods, yes," Taup Caudata said. "Excuse me." He jumped down from the wall and ran to the ramp, disappearing belowground. I shrugged.



One of the elven horses was lame, or carrying a heavy load--at any rate, it was moving much slower than the rest. I leaned anxiously over the ramparts, gauging the merchant's progress. The goblins were getting too close for comfort...

To hell with it. "Close the gates!"



"Close the damn gates right now!"

The lame horse stumbled over the sandstone bridge into Soaplanterns' walled enclosure, a pair of mounted goblins only yards behind, furiously goading on their cave crawlers. With a clunk, all three bridges of Soaplanterns rose. Some mounts made it in and onto the cage traps; their riders fell off. Two free hammergoblins got gingerly to their feet and glanced around, realizing they were now trapped in the empty gatehouse.

"Your friends are below," I said to the frightened elf. "I suggest you join them."

One of the mounted goblins pulled his monster to a spinning, squealing halt in front of the gate. The other cave crawler riders clustered close about him, guarding him.

"Dwarves!" he shouted in a strong, harshly accented voice. "Give us the elves!"

"That one's not armed, look," Lafiel said.



"You hear!" the goblin shouted. "Give the elves to us! Or we will kill you!"













"Good girl, Bessie," Taup Caudata said, patting the catapult.







Eleven levels below ground...



My new office down in the phyllite layer was much roomier. I invited Nevyn, Endok, Dr Kosotham and Peregarrett in for an emergency meeting; I would have asked Taup Caudata, but he was having too much fun with Bessie.

"All right, let's talk," I said. "Who is Atu Smunstustran? Dr Kosotham, do you know?"

"Unfortunately, yes," the doctor said.



"...Twinklewitch?"

"That's the Dark Tower to the east. Apparently it sounds a bit better in goblin: Todosta. Anyway, this gentleman is... well, a hero. As brave a goblin as you could imagine. He's the reason they've got those wild cave crawler mounts--nobody else has ever tamed one. Certainly not to ride."

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Endok turned round and opened it, revealing a stooped, gangling form.

"Will you trade with us now?" the elf said.

Greedy tree-huggers! "Don't you think this is a bit of an awkward time?" I said angrily.

"Listen," the elf said. "You must listen. Liebiles has come to us many times, at first with promises, then with gold, then with threats. He has his cave crawlers, but they are not enough for him. We knew all too well that if he gained command of the skies, nobody could stand against him--so we refused him. And now at last he attacks, trying to take by force what he could not win by words. Come up and trade with us, dwarf. We were bringing her to our Queen, as a gift, but we will give her to you freely now, if you save us from him."

"Give... what are you on about?"









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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #263 on: May 28, 2011, 05:56:38 am »

*happydance*

Great little pillbox you've got there. Are the boulders actually doing much damage?

I remember reading somewhere about a gatling catapult setup... Might be worth looking into, if only for the hilarity factor :P
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BY ARMOK'S FLAMING TESTICLES, JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol fuelled beard with the IQ of a parsnip, and that's insulting to the parsnips.

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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #264 on: May 28, 2011, 05:59:14 am »

Well, goodness golly gracious. That is a ridiculous amount of invaders O_O. Amante can take the elite bowman  8) Have the puppies grown up yet? She wants a female one if there is one when they grow up and get trained. I think they are right about the catapult, he should hit something in all of that. Our luck it'll be the elves he hits. Moar Cages!
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« Reply #265 on: May 28, 2011, 06:01:26 am »

He's missing quite a lot but he just killed a lasher with a beautiful headshot.

Amante does indeed have a dog now :)
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #266 on: May 28, 2011, 07:23:00 am »

The giant eagle of SALVATION! Hallejuah! :D
Quick, buy it, mod it, train it! Then put some poor sod on it and... Oh wait, dwarves can't ride mounts, can they?

...Pity. :/
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« Reply #267 on: May 28, 2011, 07:34:54 am »

No, we can't ride it, but still, WAR GIANT EAGLES. Let's hope they bring a male next year.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #268 on: May 28, 2011, 07:37:23 am »

Now THAT sounds like a plan.
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« Reply #269 on: May 28, 2011, 07:40:30 am »

I could just imagine the terror a goblin would experience as a giant, frantically flapping bird swooped erratically down on him, a screaming, hiccuping booze-bloated midget toppling from its back to crush aforementioned goblin into gobbo paste. But alas.
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