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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #135 on: May 25, 2011, 03:16:03 pm »

Is escaped lunatic the newb rank or something?
At least I am, utterly and complete, in this forum a newbie. Shame on me. :-)
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« Reply #136 on: May 25, 2011, 03:17:17 pm »

Is escaped lunatic the newb rank or something?
At least I am, utterly and complete, in this forum a newbie. Shame on me. :-)
This here too, never was too convinced to post before this thread.
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« Reply #137 on: May 25, 2011, 03:20:29 pm »

Ya never did sign up for secrettomb.

How'd we got so off-topic >_>
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« Reply #138 on: May 25, 2011, 03:25:53 pm »

Those bars of soap are not for eating, guys  8)

Come on, I want to see you all on the range in five.

Ps: Wait, we have a range? I'll have to re-read again.

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« Reply #139 on: May 25, 2011, 03:27:42 pm »

Newbs or non-newbs, We are all soapmakers woodcrafters useless scum equal in the eyes of Armok.

I'm waiting for something interesting to happen before I make another update. I did just have another moment of LAAAAG so hopefully something is around.
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« Reply #140 on: May 25, 2011, 03:32:54 pm »

I sense darkness incoming.

Also, I have to congratulate you on the rythm of updates. Had never seen a community fortress with such a high tempo. You write faster than I could play...

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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #141 on: May 25, 2011, 03:41:45 pm »

By the way, did we have any human traders? They usually bring some of their-sized armor, that is just another source of metal... Also, anvils!
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #142 on: May 25, 2011, 04:51:40 pm »

Do you have a captain of the guard yet? If not, I'd like to be possibly dwarfed as him. Male, recent immigrant if possible, profession name "Justicedwarf."

If you do this, please arm me with a wooden training sword so nobody gets too badly hurt from breaking mandates. :D

If you don't want a captain of the guard, or if you have one already and don't want to change it, please dwarf me as a metalsmith of some kind.
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« Reply #143 on: May 25, 2011, 05:59:14 pm »

The two I don't really want to add currently are siege operators and hunters...because we can't afford to spend bolts on animals.

I'm tempted to suggest the arrival of a slightly insane dwarf who hunts animals with a spear.  Or an axe.  Or whatever you have handy, he's not picky.
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« Reply #144 on: May 25, 2011, 11:13:10 pm »

slightly insane dwarf
tell me,what dwarf is not?
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« Reply #145 on: May 26, 2011, 04:32:00 am »






Working on update. It's been a bit quiet.
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« Reply #146 on: May 26, 2011, 05:29:38 am »

18th Timber

"I wonder where that caravan's got to," I muttered, peering out through the fortifications. Nothing moved in the Lonely Jungle right now except hippos and a couple of peacocks. Even the blood gnats were sluggish in the autumn heat. To the far north, something crawled along slowly under a shimmering haze. "Oh, there they are."

"Mr Madushkubuk?" Vudnis was at my elbow; I jumped. "Sorry," she said. "I, um..."

"What can I do for you?"

Vudnis looked nervous and embarrassed. "I--I want to ask a favor. A big favor."

"What is it?"

"Will you put the soldiers on guard, please?"

"The--soldiers?" I stared at her. "Why? It's quiet. You can see for yourself."

"I know, but... I've just got this feeling."

"I'm not putting the soldiers on duty for a funny feeling," I said. Vudnis looked crestfallen. Another idea came to me. "I know! Let's--put that bone armor stand up outside, and tell Ushrir the Crystalline Oceans are to train there for now. They'll be the first to spot trouble, then, if there is any." And I supposed we might as well have the Seas of Silver up on the ramparts too when the caravan came in, just to make a good impression.





"My goodness," the liaison said as he stepped over the sandstone bridge. "You have been busy, Mr Madushkubuk..." The last time dwarves from Isakudil had seen this place, we'd still had the old wooden palisade. The new wall was now two layers thick on its lower level. The fortifications were coming along slowly. The liaison looked up, and Endok waved cheerily at him through one of the apertures. The liaison paled a little.



"Mr Madushkubuk?"



"Go away, I'm busy."

"But Mr Madushkubuk, you're wanted at the depot."

"Tell them I'll be there in a minute."



"Mr Madushkubuk, are you ready yet?"



"No! Look, you can't rush this sort of thing."

"But Mr Madushkubuk, it's the sixth of Moonstone now. They don't want to wait much longer."

"Look, just--go away and stop bothering me. Can't someone else do it?"

"I'll do it," said Led Lolorilid, the leatherworker.



"What did you get, Led?"

"Two pigs, a chicken, lots of leather..."

"Wait, you were buying animals? Why?"

"Because they're in metal cages," he said matter-of-factly. "A cage is big enough to yield a whole bar. If we melt those down that's three more copper bars for us. Oh yeah, I got four more steel bars, and some bins of leather, and a couple of pairs of bronze boots because half our soldiers are walking around without 'em. And I got the lye you wanted. And a steel anvil because that can be melted too."

That was a smart dwarf.

I went off to get a drink and take a quick break, came back and found someone else in my workshop.



"Who are you again?" I said, somewhat irritated.

"Um, trigg, sir. Is this all right, me being here? I thought I could be helpful..."

I eyed him for a moment, then picked up a bar of the soap and examined it closely.

"Hey, this isn't half bad. I didn't know you were a soaper. Well, carry on..."

We're going to need more soapmaking workshops, I thought. Maybe it's time to expand. Move the soapmaking industry below...

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25th Opal, mid-winter

"So much for your funny feeling, Vudnis," I said, as we stood on the ramparts and watched the merchant caravan winding away through the jungle.

"I'm sorry, Mr Madushkubuk. I guess I was wrong." She still looked worried though. If possible, more than before.

"Well..." I said, "we might as well let the Crystalline Oceans stay where they are now. They'll get fresh air that way, and if anything tries to get in to ambush us, the first thing it'll meet is a bunch of pissed-off soldiers." Ushrir had been grumbling about long patrol duty lately. "It was still a good idea, Vudnis."



Vabok Shovethakrul, a mason, gave birth to another child on the 10th Obsidian.



There were now nine children living in Soaplanterns.

Two days later, Fikod, the son of Urdim-and-Urdim, celebrated his first birthday. I had taken a particular interest in this little boy, the first native son of Soaplanterns. I was still thinking about the curse story, and the strange and unsettling artifacts we had had. Dwarves were beginning to move into the new bedroom suites down below now; if there was anything uncanny down beneath the aquifer, we were now much closer to it than before. Surely if there was anything wrong it would show itself in the children first. But Fikod, so far, was a perfectly normal child. That was comforting.

"Zephyr!" It was Nevyn, looking alarmed. "It's Momuz."

"What's wrong with her?" I said, getting quickly to my feet.





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« Reply #147 on: May 26, 2011, 07:10:14 am »

Momuz claimed the carpenter's shop, quickly found everything she wanted and set to work. The fortress went back to work around her, but everyone was nervous. Dwarves kept breaking off what they were doing to hang around the carpenter's shop, waiting to see what she would make.







"If there's a message here, I'm not seeing it," I said. "All right, there's an image of Splashedtest on it, which is slightly worrying, but then a picture of this Zas Blizzardlashed. I'm not too good with history, by the way--anyone know anything about her?"

"I know a bit," Dr Kosotham said.

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"So she was only queen for one year. That's kind of sad... But Smasta, that's a name we all know." An enormous quadruped composed of salt, Smasta Clearinggravel had terrorized our civilization ever since records began.

"Have you noticed how the artifacts that don't involve bone are a lot less disturbing?" Ushrir said. "If Skewersounds means something, I'm sure it will become apparent soon enough. Personally I think it's a perfectly normal door, and I'd be proud to have it in my bedroom. If my bedroom had a door. And if, for that matter, I had a bedroom. Madushkubuk, when are you going to do something about that?"

The meeting dissolved into general fortress management discussion.



The wet season arrived, and the beginning of our third year--was it really only three years we'd been here? It seemed like a lifetime.

Soaplanterns was getting more comfortable these days. The Great Hall still wasn't (either great, or a hall), but more and more dwarves were moving down into the phyllite layer as sets of rooms were completed. We now had 56 spacious bedrooms down there, with another fourteen to be made available as soon as the furniture had been constructed.



I wanted to rethink the Great Hall idea anyway. Nevyn had suggested a method for creating a fountain. That sounded even better than waterfalls!

Four dwarves of the second set of marksdwarves were still without bows. It wasn't as if we didn't have the bowyers available; I pinned up a pointed note in the dining room about making some wooden crossbows.

...



"Ushrir! Ushrir! There's elephants outside!"

"So what?" she said, bad tempered. "There's elephants all over this wretched jungle all the time. Why are you telling m--oh. Right. I see."

I smiled at her.





"I like this sword," Nevyn said.



"I mean, I really really do."

"You're the only one," Ushrir muttered. "That thing's just creepy."

"But seriously. It just feels really, really nice. And it's so light! You don't know what you're missing."



The barracks had recently been paved with phyllite, giving the soldiers a smooth stone block floor to practice on. A second sandstone bridge had been built and was being hooked up now, so that--with any luck and a bit of carefully timed lever-pulling--attackers could be trapped in the guard house. Then the marksdwarves could go up on the wall and shoot at them to their heart's content. Fish in a barrel.

"Hey," Nevyn said. "Check out my kung fu kick. Hiyah!"



"Nevyn, what the hell is kung fu?"
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« Reply #148 on: May 26, 2011, 07:34:48 am »

Its a method of kicking Elves in the Ballsack, or at least were we think they have ballsacks...
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« Reply #149 on: May 26, 2011, 07:36:25 am »

Well, the one kill you got you killed him by kicking him in the brain, so you evidently know your stuff :)
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