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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #75 on: May 24, 2011, 04:25:20 pm »

I needed to get my head straight after that meeting, so I went to the place I always found most calming.



Our stocks were looking pretty good, even though I kept catching dwarves stealing the soap out of the bins. I still hadn't got around to asking Ushrir to kill another elephant, but maybe it would be unnecessary. If those pigs and alpacas started breeding soon, we'd have a steady and renewable supply of tallow, and then we could really get going.



Nevyn was hard at work reinforcing the walls, building a second inside layer. The fortifications on the second level would be carved, not built as fortifications, to provide extra strength.



Nobody was going to dodge off this once he was done. I'd already never seen such massive walls, and he still wanted to add a third layer of stone--just in case.

"Mr Madushkubuk? There's a couple of elves on horseback out there, heading this way at the gallop."

"Really?" I said, getting to my feet. "Well... open the gate then. But tell Ushrir and Endok to watch for goblins." We'd only just closed that gate for the first time.

I was surprised to hear that the elves were back again. With any luck they'd be willing to trade, as before. We certainly didn't lack for trade goods; I ordered all the goblin stuff brought to the trade depot. Except their leather armor, cloaks and metal equipment; that we could use ourselves.

"Hey, Madushkubuk," Endok said, descending my stair in a clatter of boots. "Gotta talk to you."

"Endok? What are you doing down here? You're supposed to be up on the walls, looking for goblins."

"I was," he said. "That's what I need to talk to you about. I've found some."

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« Reply #76 on: May 24, 2011, 05:45:56 pm »

this is so f***ing awesone :D
I have to agree.

"Hey, Madushkubuk," Endok said, descending my stair in a clatter of boots. "Gotta talk to you."

"Endok? What are you doing down here? You're supposed to be up on the walls, looking for goblins."

"I was," he said. "That's what I need to talk to you about. I've found some."

Uh oh...
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« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2011, 06:25:20 pm »

This is simply wonderful fun! Can I have a dwarf? I'd like a female marksdwarf...maybe a hunter. If she is a hunter (or gets to train to be one) she should have a dog at some point! That would be wonderful. And, if she is not already named, can she be called Amante?
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« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2011, 06:59:55 pm »

I'd like to be dorfed. I'll be a mechanic, if one comes along in your next migrant wave.
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« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2011, 07:09:47 pm »

[Mythologique, the timing of your request is EXCELLENT. I will find you a marksdwarf shortly. billybobfred, you can have Medtob if you like, the genius who pierced the aquifer... or I can certainly find another mechanic from the fortress pop right now, just pick a name. And thanks for the kind words!]




"We know there is at least one squad out there," I said. "We know they're all bowmen. Their leader is mounted on a voracious cave crawler, an animal which I personally have never seen but am informed is very big, and very nasty. The good news is, we now have an equal level of equipment to them."

The new squad, headed by Endok and marksdwarf-Muthkat, had been dubbed the Seas of Silver, to go with the Crystalline Oceans. A full complement of ten dwarves. Some volunteers. Some unwillingly drafted. Some with a little crossbow experience. Most with none.

"We have leather armor, we have caps. We have quivers, bolts and crossbows. We've got leggings and boots coming out of the leather works as I speak. A lot of it is goblin stuff, but it's all been checked over and it's sound. You will all be able to put on at least a basic set of gear before you go up on the walls. Please make sure you pick up bolts from the stockpile as well, there's no point you being out there with no ammo."

I sighed, and steeled myself to finish what I had to say.

"Lastly... yes, I know, we're out of booze, and I'm sorry, it's my fault. However, again, the good news is the farms have been producing like crazy both above and below ground, our craftsdwarves are making rock pots, and we will be able to offer you all a celebratory barrel of Sunshine once the enemy is driven off."



There was a cheer from our hastily assembled militia, but it was a ragged one. They looked scared. I couldn't blame them. Most of the dwarves Endok had rounded up had never fired a bow before. I knew it was a long shot, but there was no other way to do this. The Crystalline Oceans were only six, and their armor wasn't any better than what the marksdwarves had on. I couldn't throw them in front of a dozen bowmen.

The order was sent down, and I heard the heavy clunk from outside as the sandstone drawbridge lowered, opening the way into Soaplanterns. I wasn't the only one who heard.

"They're coming!" Ushrir yelled, leaping down from the wall.



"Stay steady," Endok warned. "We use the terrain to our advantage. They've gotta come round the edge of that pool to get to the gate. That's our chance."



"Now?"

"Now. GO! GO! UP ON THE WALL! FIRE AT WILL!"

The lead goblin looked up, startled, as bolts began to rain down from above.



"We got 'em in range!" Endok yelled. "Close the gate!"

"Close the gate!" shouted Ushrir, at the top of the ramp. Passed from dwarf to dwarf the order traveled through the dirt fort, to the stair, down to the Great Hall excavation.



The bowmen had bunched up together as they approached the murky pool. It made them perfect targets for the marksdwarves, who showered them with bolts, making up their lack of skill with rate of fire.

When the leader's mount caught a bolt, that was enough. The cave crawler turned and bolted, screeching in pain, ignoring all its rider's attempts to wrestle it back. The remainder of the squad broke and ran.



Six goblins lay dead beneath the walls. Another had crawled a long way into the jungle, leaving a thick trail of reeking gore, before bleeding quietly to death in a stand of bamboo.

The two elves looked stunned as I walked up to them with an armful of silk goods. More goblin salvage, of course. "Welcome to Soaplanterns, gentlemen," I said politely. "Trade you this stuff for the barrels on your horses there?"

"Deal," the first elf said after a moment. He turned to the horse and released the pack straps, dropping four small barrels onto the floor. He didn't even look at the armful of cloaks and gloves, just stuffed them straight into a bag and vaulted onto the horse's back.



"That was a bit rude of them," Ushrir said as she stood beside me on the wall, watching the horses disappear into the distant jungles.

"Perhaps they were in a hurry," I said.

"I can't think why. Oh well, at least we got some booze off them."



There was one more piece of good news: Catten the farmer was back on her feet. Well, one foot anyway.

"Hey!" I yelped as she limped past. "That's--"

"Leave it, Zephyr," Dr Kosotham said.

"But she's got my soap!"
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2011, 09:21:06 pm »

I can't stop reading this!  Good work.

We've buried them temporarily in horrible little wooden caskets in the dirt layer. I will be interested in suggestions for some sort of properly respectful mausoleum/catacombs project.

http://www.artfire.com/modules.php?name=Shop&op=listing&product_id=3244626  ;D
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« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2011, 09:24:37 pm »

Awesome!

Also, what dwarves are left?
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #82 on: May 25, 2011, 01:25:05 am »

I got to join this awesome soap bath!
Give me smelter or smith - we have to utilize all that goblinite.
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« Reply #83 on: May 25, 2011, 03:35:12 am »

I think every imaginable civilian job is available right now from the current civilian population. The two I don't really want to add currently are siege operators and hunters. Siege operators because we don't have great terrain for it at the moment (maybe later?) and hunters because we can't afford to spend bolts on animals. Military is pretty free too, I can just draft someone into the Crystalline Oceans. We could even have weird stuff like lashers and knife users if people want. Bear in mind that the marksdwarves will probably be doing more combat overall.

Hm, we just had a mayor elected. I think I might just cheat and start mayor-shuffling when the mandates start up, assuming that still works. Not one dwarf in the fort likes copper, iron or something reasonable, it's all fine pewter, native platinum, raw adamantine, yellow diamond, unicorn bone, giant penguin leather... It's no fun when you just have no way of meeting the mandates :(

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« Reply #84 on: May 25, 2011, 03:40:47 am »

Wow... that actually worked?! And no casualties?! :o
I must just have horrible luck with marksdwarves! :D Good job!
I hope those damn elves didn't escape with any cool critters we could've used. :/
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« Reply #85 on: May 25, 2011, 04:16:06 am »

[Mythologique, I hope you don't mind that your dwarf is married with a kid, she's got two kills from the recent siege so she must be a fairly good shot. She was the only recruit who scored actually. I'll get her a dog. Peregarret, I've got just the guy for you, high master armorsmith migrant. I really want to get him on a forge before he starts going rusty... lol rusty :))]



"Excuse me, Soapmaster," said a dwarf in leather armor, one of the new recruits. "Might I have a word?"

"Of course," I said. "And Thank you for doing... you know, what you did today."

"It's quite all right. Actually, I was proud to do something useful for Ubenudil. Do you think I could stay as a marksdwarf?"

"Of course! Endok would be glad to have you. Is that all you wanted to ask?"

"I do have one request, actually," she said. "I'd like a dog."

"A... dog?"

"Yes. The goblins seem to like to wear green, which makes them very hard to spot against the thick jungle. I've been thinking that if we had some trained hunting dogs around, they might warn us beforehand. Dogs have an amazing sense of smell, you know."

That was... actually a really good idea. "You know, I like it," I said. "Let's do it!" There were two dogs in Ubenudil that I knew about, and both were much-loved pets, but I thought it wasn't out of the realms of possibility that the female was pregnant by now. If so, surely the owner would consent for the puppies to be taken on and trained... Come to think of it, wasn't Zon Dumatthad an animal trainer? "What's your name, by the way?" I asked the marksdwarf.

"Amante. Amante Idmesir."

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"Peregarrett, Mr Madushkubuk. Listen, I want to help out too. I've been kicking my heels around here, but I know I could make some real good armor if you authorize it. It's such a shame for us to have to pick through goblin crap just to get ourselves covered up."

"The thing is," I said reluctantly, "I've thought about that too. We could smelt the salvage stuff down. But at the end of the day we lose ten shoddy caps to get one bar of metal to maybe make a decent helm... I'm not sure it's worth it."

"Maybe not for caps," he said. "But what about the other stuff? There's over a hundred iron arrows lying around out there, and almost as many silver. We can't shoot arrows out of our crossbows. Let's melt 'em down and make something we can use!"


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« Reply #86 on: May 25, 2011, 04:48:51 am »

Nine more dwarves joined us on the 15th Malachite. Among them was a fellow guildmember.



"Welcome, sister," I said, reaching out to offer the secret handshake. "Welcome to Soaplanterns! Let me show you the ashery and soapmaking areas."

The young soaper looked stunned, almost ready to cry. "I'm not going to be drafted? You--you actually--want soapmakers at this fort?"

"Oh, one can never have enough soap!" I said cheerfully.



26th Malachite

"Ushrir!" I yelled. "Ushrir! Get the Crystalline Oceans up here right now! It's an emergency!"

"What's going on?" the macedwarf said, running up the ramp half dressed.



"I'm making a mandate," I said.

"...Oh, no."
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« Reply #87 on: May 25, 2011, 05:04:01 am »

Dun dun dunnn!!
Uh oh! Hope it's soap-related... But I haven't seen the Soapmaster's likes and dislikes, so who knows. D:
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« Reply #88 on: May 25, 2011, 05:26:38 am »

[Mr Madushkubuk likes only one thing, and we all know what that is. :))]



"I did not sign up for this," Ushrir said.


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« Reply #89 on: May 25, 2011, 05:55:33 am »

Soap, soap, glorious soap. Oh, everything was so good... I'd ordered more ash from our wood stores and another batch of trees to be felled outdoors. And as soon as the two elephants Ushrir's squad had bagged had been rendered down for tallow, we would have bars and bars of lovely soap! Yes, it was a wonderful time to be a soapmaker.



"What?" I said, rushing upstairs. "How many this time?"

"At least twenty," Endok said grimly. "We've got swords, pikes and bows. All mounted. And there's ogres coming down from the north. Looks like they were just testing us before--they've brought better fighters this time."

I hopped up onto the wall beside him.

"I don't like the look of that one," I said.



"I don't like the look of him at all..."


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