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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #375 on: June 01, 2011, 04:45:29 am »

Wow! Everything seems to be going well!...
We must be on guard. The blendecs are coming... *Suspicious glance around*
Blendecs everywhere...
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #376 on: June 01, 2011, 04:48:17 am »

can we build a little safe house far outside connected to the main fort by tunnels so the Crystalline Oceans can come up from behind?

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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #377 on: June 01, 2011, 05:12:14 am »

Zephyr, no probs at all with what you're doing. It's your game, I'm just honoured to have a character with whom I have quite minor control over.

Also, GO BESSIE! *waves little flag on a stick*
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« Reply #378 on: June 01, 2011, 05:37:18 am »

[Seeing as we are now at popcap, I have dwarfed cahocachi as a woodcrafter and Goat as a farmer, you guys will have to train up at your chosen skills (glassmaking, bonecrafting). I have dwarfed JacenHanLovesLegos as a farmer (same deal, will need to train up) and Mayerm as an architect. I think that is everyone, if I have missed someone please post.]

Umh, little confused. I'm dwarfed or not?

(And Bessie is a monster)
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FULL DWARFING LIST AS OF 9th FELSITE 207
« Reply #379 on: June 01, 2011, 06:28:12 am »

(via Dwarf Therapist's filter function)


if you are not on this list you have NOT been dwarfed and I have either forgotten, overlooked you or am about to add you. FRIENDLY REMINDERS ARE WELCOME because damn, 28 to keep track of now...

I am sorry I have not been able to write something for everyone but again, damn, 28 people... I'll try and do some stuff with the less used dwarves this year.

Game is now slowing down a lot, I'm in the 20s for FPS, so I might just have to build an atomsmasher and spend a couple of seasons cleaning up crap. I don't like using atomsmashers, it's exploity, but we're a long way from getting magma access (and of course cracking the caverns is going to make FPS much worse for a while).

EDIT: lol Vudnis got a title in that last siege. Just noticed.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #380 on: June 01, 2011, 06:49:32 am »

can i see my dwarf's stats and personality?

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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #381 on: June 01, 2011, 06:53:26 am »

What are you saying that my Artifact Bone Sword has only just NOW gotten its 5th kill???
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #382 on: June 01, 2011, 06:55:11 am »

Just curiosity, what does Lafiel's title translate to?  :-\

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« Reply #383 on: June 01, 2011, 07:08:00 am »

Game is now slowing down a lot, I'm in the 20s for FPS, so I might just have to build an atomsmasher and spend a couple of seasons cleaning up crap. I don't like using atomsmashers, it's exploity, but we're a long way from getting magma access (and of course cracking the caverns is going to make FPS much worse for a while).

Whenever I need atomsmashing, I try to build a metal enclosure for the junk, with metal bridge, metal mechanisms, and metal door. Using materials that are much stronger than the stuff you're crushing makes it seem less exploity to me. For goblin clothing, it seems fairly reasonable. For ten thousand tonnes of waste stone... perhaps not.
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« Reply #384 on: June 01, 2011, 07:18:54 am »

I think I'd like to see Yem's personality, too... I might write up some sort of journal-entry type thing, if that's okay. :)
But don't worry if it'll take time away from the rest of the fort!
Anyway, eagerly anticipating the next update, as always. ;)
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #385 on: June 01, 2011, 08:41:27 am »

Just leave that foul blendec leather cloak with a hole of ballista bolt!  :D

Hey, did you made safe landing area for those bolts? We don't have spare metal here, you know.
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Re: FULL DWARFING LIST AS OF 9th FELSITE 207
« Reply #386 on: June 01, 2011, 08:55:54 am »

(via Dwarf Therapist's filter function)


if you are not on this list you have NOT been dwarfed and I have either forgotten, overlooked you or am about to add you. FRIENDLY REMINDERS ARE WELCOME because damn, 28 to keep track of now...

I am sorry I have not been able to write something for everyone but again, damn, 28 people... I'll try and do some stuff with the less used dwarves this year.

Game is now slowing down a lot, I'm in the 20s for FPS, so I might just have to build an atomsmasher and spend a couple of seasons cleaning up crap. I don't like using atomsmashers, it's exploity, but we're a long way from getting magma access (and of course cracking the caverns is going to make FPS much worse for a while).

EDIT: lol Vudnis got a title in that last siege. Just noticed.


Make sure to add my Dwarf, "G" onto there, he is a marks/axedwarf and an engineer and flies inrto a bloody rage.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #387 on: June 01, 2011, 09:26:02 am »

I suggest making a table of contents, maybe in the first post, with all relevant stuff.

Also, how are katana's stats?
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« Reply #388 on: June 01, 2011, 10:15:54 am »

@Atom Smasher:
In my own fortress, I have a dwarf constructing stone crafts all the time. They are basically all I export. When I have more than needed, I just give them to the merchants. I mean, that's not as effective as an atom smasher, but that get's rid of quite some stone...

(And due to a lack of bins, its sometimes a clickfest when a merchant arrives....)
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« Reply #389 on: June 01, 2011, 10:44:25 am »

[All right, having looked through the entire population of 200 dwarves it seems that the vast majority of our females are "very quick to anger" or "tense and jittery" and nearly all our males are peaceful and laid back. Beware the ladies of Soaplanterns. I have after a long search found a suitable dwarf for hitty40. He has no combat skills right now, I'll probably kit him out as an axedwarf after the current visitors have been dealt with and let Momuz teach him.

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Yem's personality info was posted way back on page 1 but here it is again
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Lafiel's title translates to "Lafiel Letterarch the Stoked Conjuror of Jailers", which makes about as much sense as any other dwarven war title I've ever seen :S

Katana's skills are lagging behind everyone else's a bit (still only competent swordsdwarf) but his physical stats are "absolutely inexhaustible, mighty, quite durable and agile". Naturally, this being Soaplanterns, our best fighters overall are a one-armed axedwarf (Momuz) and a one-armed marksdwarf (Endok). I should put Oddom back in the squad, then we'd have a one-armed one-legged macedwarf.

I atomsmashed all the goblin corpses and body parts that weren't part of the bone road along with every sock and loincloth I could find and got about 5 fps back :) Every little helps.]




Mid-spring

"I never did get my great hall," I said wistfully.



The large room that I had originally marked out for the "Great Hall of Soaplanterns" had been taken over, first as an ammo stockpile and general dumping ground, then as a dining room. It was full of tables, chairs and idle dwarves now. I didn't think it would be possible to reclaim it from the fortress population.

"You could dig out a new one somewhere else," said Dr Kosotham.

"Oh, what's the point? Something's just going to happen and I'll have to go and deal with it and then when I'm dealing with that something else will show up... No. It'll never happen, Ducim. Let's just forget it--it was a silly dream."

The doctor frowned.



Elves arrived on the 21st Felsite. Having learned from experience, I scrambled the military. The merchants got inside without serious incident, although one of the elven horses was startled by a goblin snatcher who rose up under its hooves. The goblin fled without a fight.

The elven merchants had little we could use aside from wood: I let trigg handle the dealing.



"Ambush!" yelled Endok, up at the outer gate.

"Bows?" I called back.

"Spears. No bows."



Nevyn and Momuz were the only two melee dwarves close enough to respond, but by the time they had gotten all the way to the outer gate, all the invaders but one were dead, and that one was well away. They did manage to catch and kill an unfortunate snatcher. The marksdwarves were getting good at this.

"Ha!" said Endok triumphantly, as he passed marksdwarf-Muthkat in the underground corridor.





Summer

Something strange was going on.

Rovod and the other miners kept disappearing for long periods. So did Dr Kosotham, and that architect fellow, Mayerm. And now I kept hearing funny noises when I was in my bedroom. It sounded like chisels on stone, if anything.







"Where's he gone to?" I asked.

"Leatherworking shop, Mr Madushkubuk."

"Well, at least he's not bone carving."

The miller found everything he wanted and set to work. I was mildly irritated to hear that he'd taken our only electrum bar--but then again you couldn't exactly make weapons out of electrum. I mean, as far as I knew. I wasn't a smith.

In the meantime, Peregarrett had been smelting everything he could find that was smeltable. He informed me proudly that we now had enough steel to fully armor three more melee soldiers, should volunteers appear.



12th Malachite





The miller looked vague and confused, as if he'd just woken up from a long nap.

"That's a nice quiver," I said. "But dear gods, Urvad, did you have to call it 'Hardygolds the Notched Love'?"

"I called it what?" he said.

"Could be worse," Endok observed, picking up the quiver with his one good hand. He tilted it, examining the pretty imagery. "Could've been a thong. Hey, I'll have this if nobody else wants it."



17th Galena

"Er, Zephyr?" Dr Kosotham said, putting his head round my bedroom door.

"Oh, let me guess."

« Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 10:53:31 am by zephyr_hound »
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