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Author Topic: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort  (Read 57034 times)

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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #360 on: May 31, 2011, 10:22:17 am »

Just finished reading the whole thing, very cool! I would like to be dorfed, anyone in the military but i would prefer to be melee.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #361 on: May 31, 2011, 10:29:19 am »

Regardless, I think I may be needing a bit more practice with the swords. I want to see a Bloody arc of blood around me, alone, and not a single scratch on me.

Same :P

I suggest stripping prisoners then beating them with a wooden sword. Worked for me in inkyramparts pretty well.
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« Reply #362 on: May 31, 2011, 10:34:45 am »

Lol @ Pere: "Well, at least we have enough armour to go 'round now!"
:P Whose baby was that, anyway? :(
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #363 on: May 31, 2011, 10:37:12 am »

is zon stronger now?
with the pumping?
it would be cool,if he got one of the pumps in his bedroom.

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« Reply #364 on: May 31, 2011, 11:09:15 am »

It appears my attempt at posting earlier today had been nommed by the great unknowable!

Anyway, with Taup taking charge of all siege operations for the fort, I'm expecting to see some... overkill.

Pillboxes with a 360 degree field of fire, ballista for hallways, catapults for everyplace else...

Stuff like that. For bonus points, make the silhouette of a catapult on the ground using cattapults!


Actually, is it possible to put a pair of 'sniper' catapults up elevated towers? If only for the fact that it'll -look- good.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #365 on: May 31, 2011, 11:21:23 am »

If you are still going on with this, I'd like to be dwarfed.

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« Reply #366 on: May 31, 2011, 12:24:37 pm »

Just read through this, really funny!  :P

I would like to be dwarfed as 'Killabyte', either gender though preferably female, either a sword/spear dwarf or a mechanic.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #367 on: May 31, 2011, 01:07:48 pm »

Lol @ Pere: "Well, at least we have enough armour to go 'round now!"

Exactly! But live-training would be useful anyway. Even for marksdwarves.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #368 on: May 31, 2011, 03:20:23 pm »

I think Ubendastot is wondering when the marksdwarves get their armor...
After all, look at all the elite bowmen we've been facing!
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« Reply #369 on: May 31, 2011, 04:11:09 pm »

>Steel-clad marksdwarves
Fu** yeah. Robocop Platoon!

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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #370 on: May 31, 2011, 04:15:42 pm »


now with gatling crossbows!
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« Reply #371 on: May 31, 2011, 04:37:13 pm »

Now if only my marks dwarves looked like that...
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« Reply #372 on: May 31, 2011, 04:38:20 pm »

why not?
dwarven craftsmanship is of the ultimate quality!
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« Reply #373 on: May 31, 2011, 08:33:07 pm »

Actually .... sure one day I just got to the point were I could order a truckload of steel from a caravan but got wiped out directly after by  a goblin ambush sneaking in and killing my legendary crafters etc... Actually I learned allot about security from these stories and my game has been improving... my failure there was I started on the low ground and in walling off the sky I had left big overhanging channeled out mounds connecting to my upper walls by mistake, halfway through fixing it I got 3 ambushes (which I actually repelled) but I got overconfident and lost a ton of dorfs to a single ambush after I let my soldiers take some time off.
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« Reply #374 on: June 01, 2011, 04:42:30 am »

25th Obsidian



"All right, these guys are really starting to piss me off. Do they have any elite bowmen?"

"No bowmen at all," trigg said.

I sighed. "Well, in that case, I guess we let them in, cage trap some, shoot the rest half to death and send the melee soldiers in to clean up. Just like every other time."

"Mr Madushkubuk?" It was Taup Caudata. "I've got a favor to ask. Actually, can you keep the soldiers inside for this one?"

"Why?" They weren't going to be too happy about that; they wanted to test out their new gear.

"Well," he said, "I've made the modifications to Bessie..."



There were two groups of goblins milling around in front of Soaplanterns' gate: swordsmen and hammermen, with a pair of spearmasters leading them. Their curses and yells faded away to confused silence as the little pillbox popped open behind them.



"Hello, gentlemen," said Taup Caudata. "Welcome to Soaplanterns."



I didn't remember authorizing this. "Dear gods. How many of those did your smiths make him, Peregarrett?"

"Eight metal heads, just as a test. I figured we could spare him some copper."

"All right then," said a gruff, familiar voice behind me. "Shall we get up on the wall and help him?"

"Endok? But you can't--your hand--" Endok's now useless left hand was strapped up. I knew he'd never have any grip in it again; Dr Kosotham had told me so.

Endok looked at me silently, then reached back and took an arrow from his quiver. Holding it in his teeth, he lifted the crossbow that was attached to his belt by a strip of leather. The bolt dropped into place with a click, and with one flick of his wrist he had the small bow loaded.

"Any questions?" the marksdwarf said.



28th Obsidian



"Five kills!" marksdwarf-Muthkat celebrated. "Five ki-ills! Oh yeah, I'm good, I'm good."

"I'll get you yet," Endok muttered. He still only had four.



"I think they're suitably softened up now," I said. "Tell Taup Caudata to stop firing, and then tell the Crystalline Oceans to assemble."



8th Granite



"That was the last one," said Nevyn. Coincidentally, it was also his fifth kill, meaning that by dwarven law he gained a soldier's title. The only remaining Crystalline Oceans dwarf to not have a title was Velg, and she was a relative newbie. She had four, anyway, so it likely wouldn't be long.

There were no remaining hostiles in our territory. For once, we'd been on the slaughtering side.

With the marksdwarves back on duty at the outer gate, we rushed out to collect spent ammo from the killing field. It had been a horrible slaughter, but for once we were on the slaughtering side. After the previous year's frustrations, it felt good.


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