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trigg

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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #165 on: May 26, 2011, 10:10:17 am »

Some of us LIKE cleanliness. There's just never enough soap around for it.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #166 on: May 26, 2011, 10:15:58 am »

Zephyr: *cough*checkfourthpost*cough*cavecollapse*cough*  :D
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BY ARMOK'S FLAMING TESTICLES, JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol fuelled beard with the IQ of a parsnip, and that's insulting to the parsnips.

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« Reply #167 on: May 26, 2011, 10:26:27 am »

[Nope, you must have been dreaming.]



Spring, date unknown

Urdim-and-Urdim gave birth to their second child some time in Slate, a little girl they decided to name Bomrek. A few days later, we recieved another group of immigrants from the mountainhomes.

"Excuse me. There's a problem."

"Oh dear. Yes?" I didn't know this dwarf; he must be one of the newcomers.

"Why haven't you got any catapults?"

"Any... what?"



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"Look," I said, "if you have any idea how to build a catapult, you're welcome to attempt to do so. In the meantime I'm going to go and make some soap."




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Lafiel

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« Reply #168 on: May 26, 2011, 10:29:48 am »

There's no problem that can't be solved with enough catapults. Probably.

Also, FB or similar?

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« Reply #169 on: May 26, 2011, 10:33:18 am »

Not quite that exciting, I'm afraid.
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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #170 on: May 26, 2011, 10:41:24 am »

I'm liking where this is going :D
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A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol fuelled beard with the IQ of a parsnip, and that's insulting to the parsnips.

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« Reply #171 on: May 26, 2011, 10:58:34 am »

Some time in Felsite

"Elves again, Mr Madushkubuk."

"Again?" I said. "Are they running?"

"No, actually," Amante said. "There's four of them with pack animals. They don't seem alarmed."

Perhaps the elves had gotten over their fear of the Lonely Jungle, seeing how successful we'd been here. I stood up. "Wait. Have we actually got anything to trade?"

We didn't, actually, aside from food and soap, neither of which I was inclined to offer to elves. The corpse of Bosa Dreadtin, now rotted to a skeleton, still lay outside our gates; I told some dwarves to go and salvage what remained of his gear. In fact--no--I'd go out there myself as well, get the job done faster.

I hadn't been aboveground for a while, and ooh that sun was strong. It stung my eyes.

Udib the cheese maker screamed suddenly. "Ambush!"



What had looked like piles of dirt and vegetation to my dazzled vision suddenly erupted, revealing a group of goblin swordsmen, led by an axeman.

"Ushrir!" I yelled, dropping the troll fur shoe I'd picked up. "Ushrir, help!"

We scattered. I didn't see what happened next; I heard Udib gasping behind me as she ran, and the growl of the axeman as he swung at her and missed. Then I tripped, and found myself flat on the ground, staring up at Adil Koladkil.

"I don't think so," the marksdwarf said coldly, raising her crossbow.



The goblin grunted in pain, then swung again, intent on his target. Udib raised a hand in desperation to defend herself, and the axe bit deeply. She screamed in pain.

"Hold on!" A thunder of approaching feet as the Crystalline Oceans rushed out of the gate. "We're here!" Ushrir shouted. "Get back to the fort!"



I saw what was about to happen to her, and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop it. She was focused on taking down the axeman who threated Udib, to the exclusion of all else. I shouted anyway, to try to warn her about the swordsman rising up behind her.

She never heard.







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Re: Ubenudil, Soaplanterns - Soapmaker's Guild Fort
« Reply #172 on: May 26, 2011, 11:00:41 am »

What is katana's relationship with trigg?
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« Reply #173 on: May 26, 2011, 11:07:53 am »

What is katana's relationship with trigg?

"Worrying"
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« Reply #174 on: May 26, 2011, 11:13:58 am »

Oh dear.
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« Reply #175 on: May 26, 2011, 11:22:30 am »

This is reaaaallyinteresting, following it :3
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« Reply #176 on: May 26, 2011, 11:30:32 am »

Some time in Felsite, cont.



Another of the goblins had chased three terrified farmers to the edge of the river: brewer Thikut Hallequal, presser Dodok Spikeglove and butcher Goden Inktools, who still carried her helpless young baby. They were alone, far from the fort.

"He's only one, and we're three," Thikut said through clenched teeth. "Why the hell are we running?"

The goblin blinked at them, surprised by their sudden change in attitude. He raised his silver scimitar.

"Get him!" Thikut said.



The three dwarves tackled the goblin with a courage born of desperation.

Thikut was cut down almost immediately. The goblin swung at Dodok next, cutting her head and then her right upper arm; she stumbled away dizzily. Only Goden and her baby were left. The goblin grinned as he turned towards her. Sobbing, Goden did her best to fend him off and shield her baby, but it was to no avail.



The screaming infant tumbled from his dead mother's arms. The goblin stabbed downwards, once.

Then Nevyn arrived, along with the remainder of the Crystalline Oceans. The lone swordsman saw them coming and tried to run. They got around him, herded him back towards the fortress. Where the grim-faced marksdwarves waited, spread along the walls.





Katana spat on the corpse as he straightened up. "That's for Ushrir. Scum."



It was the 28th of Felsite.


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Lafiel

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« Reply #177 on: May 26, 2011, 11:42:33 am »

Damnation. Well, ambushes are bound to work well (for the goblins) from time to time, I guess. We'll get back to them.

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« Reply #178 on: May 26, 2011, 11:45:26 am »

I could fairly easily avoid events like this by just never letting anyone outside, but that would be boring.

I'm pissed about Ushrir though. She was by far the best soldier we had :\
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« Reply #179 on: May 26, 2011, 11:51:09 am »

Yeah, thats a shame to lose. Feel free to have me as a backup warrior if needed. Crossbows are always welcome.
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