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one thing im GLAD we dont have to deal with
« on: May 21, 2011, 04:14:33 am »

sewage.
just imagine the nightmare of plumbing and pressure and pure EWWWWW that this would entail.

thank armok his children's bodies do not waste any food.
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Re: one thing im GLAD we dont have to deal with
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2011, 05:31:42 am »

It would be as dumb as introducing latrines and breathing skills. No one wants to build that shit.

I actually annoyed the hell out of my pen-and-paper group when they once complained that there wasn't enough realism. Well they got their realism when their mage was forced to cast levitate on the entire group and let the wind carry them because their walking stats were "too low" :D
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Re: one thing im GLAD we dont have to deal with
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2011, 06:17:39 am »

 :o

Just imagine, instead of a boring (and dangerous) ol' water or magma moat you can have one of nicely warm sewage. Won't freeze if you have enough producers and very few creatures want to swim it.
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Re: one thing im GLAD we dont have to deal with
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2011, 07:42:05 am »

:o

Just imagine, instead of a boring (and dangerous) ol' water or magma moat you can have one of nicely warm sewage. Won't freeze if you have enough producers and very few creatures want to swim it.

Magma toilet ?