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Author Topic: You are a Spaceship!  (Read 7315 times)

malkomk

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #225 on: May 27, 2011, 03:19:12 pm »
"A.I., calculate the value of this cheese!"

The A.I. says...

Given current pricing data for this system, the price should be approximately .4 credits per pound. However, considering the novelty factor, the price could possibly be raised to approximately 51 credits per pound, given appropriate promotional strategies.

Such strategies are considered in some circles to be unnaceptable.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #226 on: May 27, 2011, 03:22:02 pm »
"AI, What would be the total for the entirety of the cargo? It is approximately 100 tons."
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #227 on: May 27, 2011, 03:24:25 pm »
*SHAD0Wdump the Lab Rat attempts to find his way into the cheesey cargo*
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malkomk

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #228 on: May 27, 2011, 03:25:09 pm »
Calculating, please wait...

I look apologetic. "I need to reprogram the major calculation matrix. This'll take a while."
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #229 on: May 27, 2011, 03:26:17 pm »
"Did I break its calculator or something?"
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

malkomk

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #230 on: May 27, 2011, 07:03:52 pm »
"No, no. It's working perfectly fine. However, there's some kind of bug in the subsecondary memory stack matrix that makes calculations of more than the most elementary kind take forever."
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #231 on: May 27, 2011, 07:07:20 pm »
"So you made it partially wrong?"
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #232 on: May 27, 2011, 10:18:08 pm »
*Sigh* Inferior models...

There. It's fixed, now I have some remote testing to do back at the center.
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Furtuka

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #233 on: May 27, 2011, 10:24:54 pm »
Who were we working for again?
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #234 on: May 27, 2011, 10:26:04 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on May 27, 2011, 10:24:54 pm
Who were we working for again?
Whoever the Explorer General is working for.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #235 on: May 27, 2011, 10:27:11 pm »
Does whomever we're working for have a marketing department?
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #236 on: May 27, 2011, 10:33:25 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on May 27, 2011, 10:27:11 pm
Does whomever we're working for have a marketing department?
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He says they don't.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #237 on: May 27, 2011, 10:34:34 pm »
Okay so who's gonna go and sell this cheese!
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #238 on: May 28, 2011, 09:04:42 am »
>Eat's all the cheeses.

Squeek Lawls. @u@
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #239 on: May 28, 2011, 09:09:46 am »
the rat manages .000000003 tons of Moon Cheese, while an ad is sent out about it.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 10:15:03 am by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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