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ragnarok97071

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #120 on: May 22, 2011, 04:29:34 pm »
"Initiating Aperture Science Object Value Determination Device..."
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #121 on: May 22, 2011, 04:32:35 pm »
If Criptfiend gets to be a parrot, I want to be a rat.

>Gather materials for nest.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #122 on: May 22, 2011, 04:33:32 pm »
We aren't a pirate ship! the ship is too clean to have a rat.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #123 on: May 22, 2011, 04:34:12 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on May 22, 2011, 04:33:32 pm
We aren't a pirate ship! the ship is too clean to have a rat.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #124 on: May 22, 2011, 04:36:42 pm »
That works.
(2 out of a d20)
You are in the Dwarven Head Scientist's lab.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #125 on: May 22, 2011, 04:38:48 pm »
Escape cage. Find a Jefferies tube or something.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #126 on: May 22, 2011, 04:44:35 pm »
The cage is inbetween a lignite bin, a ten gallon hat (filled with water), a barrel or somekind, and a lightning rod.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #127 on: May 22, 2011, 04:46:53 pm »
Gnaw into barrel.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #128 on: May 22, 2011, 04:48:17 pm »
The barrel floods you cage with beer after you gnaw through it.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #129 on: May 22, 2011, 04:50:43 pm »
Squeeze into the barrel and go up, there should be airspace inside after flooding the cage.
 Attempt to gnaw through the other side.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #130 on: May 22, 2011, 04:54:53 pm »
You float up to the top of the barrel, breathe, and now are currently the rat equivalent of an utterly and unavoidably noticeably drunk guy who somehow has not passed out yet.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #131 on: May 22, 2011, 04:55:48 pm »
Uhm... Enjoy the buzz I guess? XD

Drunk rat in a booze barrel. Welp, that'll be a surprise!
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #132 on: May 22, 2011, 04:57:26 pm »
"My sensors detect some sort of rodent in the science section. May I procure it for testing?"
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #133 on: May 22, 2011, 04:58:42 pm »
"If its in the Head Scientist's lab, its probably either dead or drunk by now, so why would you need either of those?" Replies the Captain.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #134 on: May 22, 2011, 05:33:38 pm »
"You would be surprised by the amount of science that is done on deceased animals. Drunk may be a problem, but I do not have current data on the effects of drunkenness on rodents, so it can still serve a purpose. And in the event of it's death, we can always move on to postmortem science."
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