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Author Topic: You are a Spaceship!  (Read 7322 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2011, 08:31:50 pm »
Responce from Blood Gulch, after morse code beep transmission: "Robot xari! qu'chimos des explodesmo!! Z'tar! Z'tar!"
Not enough data to attempt translation.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2011, 08:34:53 pm »
Idea!

Music!

Put on some Mozart. That'll calm them down.

I think they didn't like the way we blew up a bit of their planet.
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Aklyon

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2011, 08:38:07 pm »
Same responce, though less immediate than after the morse code.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2011, 08:39:15 pm »
Scan the planet. Continue playing the Mozart.
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noah22223

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2011, 08:39:33 pm »
Damnit, there hostile.
Claim me a gunner.
His name will be Azen Rex.
He will shoot for the core of the planet.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2011, 08:41:59 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 20, 2011, 08:39:33 pm
Damnit, there hostile.
Claim me a gunner.
His name will be Azen Rex.
He will shoot for the core of the planet.
(They seem more anti-robot than fully hostile. I'll add the gunner, though.)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2011, 08:42:15 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 20, 2011, 08:39:33 pm
Damnit, there hostile.

I wonder why?  ::)

No shooting.
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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2011, 08:43:21 pm »
Talk in English.

"We are not robots!"

They may not understand it, but they can hear an actual human voice.
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Aklyon

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2011, 08:47:04 pm »
Responce:
"Robot xari no q'teng?"
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2011, 08:48:58 pm »
"Not. Robot."

Say this slowly.

See if we can knock up a translator. Also, get the champagne. We just found our first sentient species!
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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2011, 08:51:05 pm »
say this:
"No Robot."
Say it in the accent the alien has been saying.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2011, 08:53:35 pm »
(talk enough, and the ship's communicator/transcriber will eventually fit the pieces together correctly. you'll be able to tell once that has started due to the increase in English.)

The aliens responce, while not entirely convinced sounding, has definately lost the jihad-like edge to it that the first transmission had in spades.
Send Lander Alpha after champagne?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2011, 08:54:16 pm »
Happily.

Now, drink!
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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2011, 08:54:42 pm »
Beam down gifts and and intern.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Aklyon

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2011, 08:58:02 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 20, 2011, 08:54:42 pm
Beam down gifts and and intern.
We aren't big enough a ship to do that. Teleportation is currently nearly as clunky and space-consuming as the original Quantum Warpage devices in this dimension, which only fully worked on a Capital-class ship.

Much partying is had on the Reinheart of Revenge!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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