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Author Topic: You are a Spaceship!  (Read 7326 times)

Elfeater

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #90 on: May 21, 2011, 11:45:09 am »

Max Yeskly a blue shirt security guard with lots a dakka
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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #91 on: May 21, 2011, 12:26:25 pm »

Sweet. Let's send him down.

Aklyon

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #92 on: May 21, 2011, 09:30:45 pm »

After the switch, it continues.
"Aye, what do ye want, alien?"
"Why explodesmos?"
"We need the mined material to pay for our craft, aye. Capt. Atorek be a good 'splorer and a right Cap'n, but he is not very wealthy." The Dwarven Head Scientist explains.
"Well, why did you not check for life first?"
"We barely have enough for ta fuel. Once we are safely secure in our income, we'll be more 'splorer like and careful, ya. Might as well use the sensors for what they're for, right?"
The leader ponders this. He then stands up and ends the conversation thus: "Take Zik with you. He should be a decent fighter of sorts. Zik was the guard to the left of your groundcraft, with the better-kept weaponry."
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #93 on: May 21, 2011, 09:33:52 pm »

Right, let's send a signal to the big guys about a new species. Take Zik too.

Also, have we discovered any other sentients, or is this the first one?

Aklyon

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #94 on: May 21, 2011, 09:41:56 pm »

You'd send word of the new species, but they never named themselves.

Stats of the Reinheart of Revenge!, a medium-class Explorer:
Engines: Standard Explorer Type-D {lowest rank, stock}
Quantum Warpage Device: Basic. Fully Charged! {still requires its own engineer corps to understand it, though.}
Cargo: None.
Sensor array: Standard Explorer Class-C {basic equipment. Long Range, Short Range, passive, active, infrared, ultraviolet, etc}

Weaponry:
Miner Cannons x2 {for Mining the asteroids and such}
Ionic Blast Cannon [inactive due to repairs] {AOE generic ion cannon}
'Borrowed' Warship-class Blasta Smasha {High-powered space railgun/robohammer, basically.}

Named Crew:
Explorer-Captain Atorek.
Zik, Alien Psi-swordsman.

Brian Jenkins, Pilot. (Fniff)
Gunner Azen Rex. (noah2223)
Security Guard (Furtuka)
Max Yeskly, Security Guard. (Elfeater)
Comrade Basil Michealson, Political Rep for the Communism Party of Ramstar. (hubris_incalculable)
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« Last Edit: May 22, 2011, 09:07:10 am by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #95 on: May 21, 2011, 11:06:28 pm »

Have Azen attempt to make the Alien Swordsman feel at home.
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Re: Ye be a Spaceship!
« Reply #96 on: May 21, 2011, 11:10:01 pm »

D: You forgot me
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #97 on: May 21, 2011, 11:13:34 pm »

Huh, indeed I have. We have two security guards. fixed now.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #98 on: May 22, 2011, 09:02:42 am »

Just before checking out the other planets, ask the species' name.

Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #99 on: May 22, 2011, 09:10:01 am »

"Why do you need our name? I am Zik, and that is all I need to be." Zik says when asked.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #100 on: May 22, 2011, 09:29:01 am »

"Helps keep track of the species we have found. We are the humans, by the way."

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #101 on: May 22, 2011, 09:33:14 am »

"So you are both Gunner and Listkeeper, then? Strange Combination." Zik says, continuing to talk the Azen.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #102 on: May 22, 2011, 09:47:59 am »

Eh, nevermind.

Let's head back up into the spaceship.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #103 on: May 22, 2011, 09:55:00 am »

the third planet is highly charged after further checking.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #104 on: May 22, 2011, 09:58:34 am »

Right, check the moons for interesting materials. Get our pay if there are any.
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