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Author Topic: You are a Spaceship!  (Read 7312 times)

Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #180 on: May 23, 2011, 07:50:32 pm »
"I know you aren't, and so does your lawyer. Just prove it, Mr Wasno will explain the scene if it is needed."
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #181 on: May 23, 2011, 07:54:37 pm »
Alright...

"We were sold that weapon by what seemed like a trustworthy source. But, as it turns out, that source turned out to be untrustworthy. We thought it was just a normal weapon, if quite powerful. However, as it turns out, it WAS stolen from the army. By THAT MAN!"

Point towards a random member of the jury.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #182 on: May 23, 2011, 08:09:13 pm »
Objection!
"Well, Mr. Alteon? Explain yourself." The Judge adds.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #183 on: May 23, 2011, 08:13:59 pm »
"Bad news! He ain't! He is an arms dealer. He may have hidden it well, but he is a crook!"
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #184 on: May 23, 2011, 08:20:19 pm »
"Prove this nonsense!" Wasno yells back, obvoiusly annoyed by Alteon doing what he always does.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #185 on: May 23, 2011, 08:22:37 pm »
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #186 on: May 23, 2011, 08:25:21 pm »
Secretly whispers to glados via a walkie talkie under a table to doctor some videos.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #187 on: May 23, 2011, 08:26:16 pm »
"Editing the contents of any recording invalidates the validity of a test, and as such I will not do it."
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #188 on: May 23, 2011, 08:28:33 pm »
Quote from: ragnarok97071 on May 23, 2011, 08:26:16 pm
"Editing the contents of any recording invalidates the validity of a test, and as such I will not do it."
Whisped into a walkie talkie: "GLaDOS, if I lose, I no longer own that ship. Who else would allow a major AI space on a non-cyberdesignated ship? Just do it, I know you can make it seem perfect."
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #189 on: May 23, 2011, 08:28:58 pm »
Now, talking as a pilot.

"GLaDOS, please, doctor these videos or we will send you back to that crumbling testing chamber, then cut all your wires. All alone, in a shell that doesn't even move... Still alive..."
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #190 on: May 23, 2011, 08:31:11 pm »
"Alright, but I would appreciate a Testing site be designated on the ship when possible. And do you know what happened to the last being that tried to kill me? He was vented into space. I don't know where the one before that was, but she failed, so I don't really care. Good to have her out of my hair, anyway."

Editing Records...
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #191 on: May 23, 2011, 09:35:24 pm »
« Last Edit: May 23, 2011, 09:45:27 pm by noah22223 »
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #192 on: May 23, 2011, 09:51:19 pm »
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #193 on: May 23, 2011, 10:05:20 pm »
Flip open my palmtop PC. Boot up my companion A.I.

The A.I. says...

This situation has been completely analyzed. Please abort this case at once, Mr. Judge. This system is prepared to give you the most irrefutable evidence.

((YOU FORGOT TO PUT MY CHARACTER IN!!))
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #194 on: May 24, 2011, 01:34:12 pm »
"Well, show us it." He shows the Judge.
"Well, hmm. We can't really continue on with this case, I suppose; the jury is invalid. You may go, Mr. Atorek."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" You hear Wasno yell as you leave, with a surprised E.G. to meet you.
"...Well, that works. It made no sense, but, hey, we won. Now, anything interesting to show me?"
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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